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Offline a-4-year-old

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You're killing me flab.
« on: June 02, 2008, 04:12:21 pm »
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This has been happening for a while on most topics.
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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 04:32:29 pm »
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i'm a euroslag if that matters

edit: another one:
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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 04:39:30 pm »
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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2008, 04:57:20 pm »
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Only happens to topics that Mr.Snow posts in for me.

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2008, 05:14:06 pm »
Only happens to topics that Mr.Snow posts in for me.

That's really weird...same thing for me too

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2008, 05:15:40 pm »
@ii

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2008, 05:19:07 pm »
It was his avatar.

After removing it, the page load times went from 25 seconds to around 1

or at least, for me.
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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2008, 05:37:51 pm »
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Was his avatar 40 MB or something?

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2008, 05:55:54 pm »
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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2008, 06:37:42 pm »
Yeah guys, blame me for something that isn't my fault!


Lapis, was his avatar big?  Who hosted it?  I want to track down the cause, I suspect DNS.

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2008, 07:13:25 pm »
The forums were slow for me all day too :o

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2008, 03:28:56 am »
His avatar was a single pixel, about 0.53 kb, hosted on a site called "cherry-host" or something similar. Honestly can't remember now.
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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2008, 07:43:30 am »
Ok, sounds like something was wrong with their server or DNS and it timed out at 24 or 25 seconds, which was holding the rest of the pageload up (which is why everyone who had it loading slow showed 25.x seconds, more than a coincidence)

Thanks for thinking to look at that

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2008, 12:25:29 pm »
"Ehem"

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2008, 12:33:56 pm »
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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2008, 12:35:45 pm »
Yeah well...

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Beat that :)

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2008, 12:39:09 pm »
I fail  :(
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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2008, 12:39:28 pm »
Best I could get:

Edit:

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2008, 12:40:04 pm »
My lowest yet :
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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2008, 02:13:16 am »
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Nearly as fast as EnEsCe D:

and what's queries?

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2008, 02:47:33 am »

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2008, 03:47:04 am »
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damn, the lowest i got.


EDIT:
lol IE managed to get it down to

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2008, 11:49:47 am »
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Bahahahah  8)

Also got 0.999  [ban]
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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2008, 01:55:48 am »
well do queries slow down the time it takes to load the page?

and you guys' r just opening pages with like 2 or 3 posts or images in them lol

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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2008, 10:13:41 am »
actually, got it on 'Home'  ;D
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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2008, 10:45:33 am »
and what's queries?

A query is whenever the php script that powers these forums asks for a bit of information from the server. This can be everything from keeping you logged in to displaying these posts.

also:
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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2008, 01:08:21 pm »
Ooh devil  :o
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Re: You're killing me flab.
« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2008, 02:55:10 pm »
well this has been fun, but now that the problem is solved we can all zip up our epenises and move along.
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