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Offline Cyberslas

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Vending Machine Game
« on: June 05, 2008, 07:42:48 pm »
Ok, this is how this game works:

There is a magical vending machine, in which anything can be put. Someone, me doing the first deposit, puts something in the vending machine. The next poster shall answer what comes out of the vending machine, which can be anything as well, but try and keep it related to the inserted item. After the next poster says what will come out, they will also say what they put in as well. The next poster in turn will then also say what comes out, and what they put in. An example of this would be...

1st Poster:
I put in an emo cd.

2nd Poster:
A bag of fresh razors comes out.
I put in a copy of Super Man 64.

3rd Poster:
A fist comes out and hits you in the nads for putting in such a piece of crap.
I put in your mom...

^This is the way the game continues and plays out.

Rules:
1) This is more of a word game, please don't use pictures. This also helps out our little 56k buddies, allowing them to join in too.
2) ANYTHING can be either put into or come from the vending machine. ANYTHING.
3) The game ends when this has reached 20 pages, people lose interest in this topic and it dies, or the moderators decide to lock it for whatever reason they choose.

Ok, so finally, I shall start the game.

I put in a sofa.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2008, 10:45:26 am by Chakra »

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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 07:44:48 pm »
a sofa won't fit in you're an idiot

i put in money press b7 and a can of coke comes out

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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 07:46:07 pm »
out comes a sofa

i press the coin return
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 07:49:12 pm »
A magical coin falls out and into my possession.

I insert another, even more magical vending machine into the magic vending machine to distort the game even further.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2008, 07:49:45 pm »
this is stupid you're stupid

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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2008, 07:57:58 pm »
I insert a pink bunny.

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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2008, 08:23:29 pm »
The bunny's sh** comes out instead.

I put in a shoe.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2008, 08:37:36 pm »
A vending machine comes out.

I insert the Kraken.

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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2008, 08:39:12 pm »
out comes an old shipwreck

I put in a linux live cd
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2008, 08:42:08 pm »
Ubuntu 8.4 Hardy Heron comes out.

I shove in a Red Bull.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2008, 08:46:34 pm »
A blue pig comes out.

I put in a computer.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2008, 08:51:59 pm »
A computer game comes out.

I insert a dollar.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2008, 08:54:44 pm »
A euro comes out

I throw bullets into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2008, 08:59:03 pm »
The guns comes out.

I shove a broom in the vending machine.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2008, 09:00:34 pm »
dust flies out.

I put in glycerin.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2008, 09:33:07 pm »
A burger comes out.

I put a-4-year-old in...


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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2008, 10:11:31 pm »
a-5-year-old comes out

I put in waffles
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2008, 10:22:24 pm »
...Pancakes come out.

I put in FLAB.

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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2008, 11:08:58 pm »
...Out comes FLAB

I put FLAB back in...
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2008, 11:15:23 pm »
Demonic comes out.

I put a coin with a string attached and pull the coin back out...


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