Author Topic: Vending Machine Game (Read 17387 times)

Roflmazturr · « **Reply #140 on:** June 06, 2008, 05:45:22 pm »

A blowjob comes out.

I shove a cd filled with family guy episodes in.

mxyzptlk · « **Reply #141 on:** June 06, 2008, 05:47:32 pm »

A pile of fermented turds come out. The words "conversion complete" appear.

I insert a towel.

Wolf_Man · « **Reply #142 on:** June 06, 2008, 05:54:40 pm »

Out comes a nude lady dripping wet.

I shove in a banana...

Hair|Trigger · « **Reply #143 on:** June 06, 2008, 06:11:29 pm »

out comes a bananna skin and the machine makes a swallowing sound

I insert a gob stopper

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #144 on:** June 06, 2008, 06:12:32 pm »

A giant jawbreaker comes out

I put in a few LOST episodes

mxyzptlk · « **Reply #145 on:** June 06, 2008, 06:15:33 pm »

You recieve LOST: The Game

I insert a commercial disk of Linspire.

Slashnoob · « **Reply #146 on:** June 06, 2008, 06:20:44 pm »

A copy of Windows Vista comes out.

I put Chakra in

tehsnipah · « **Reply #147 on:** June 06, 2008, 06:24:55 pm »

A CD of Bio Shock was in my mail box. Played in midnight.

I pissed my pants as if water was dripping from the ceiling.
Suddenly, a strange birdlike creature was on the little sister's dress.... FLAMINGO?!?!?!??!

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #148 on:** June 06, 2008, 06:26:08 pm »

Ru comes out.

I put in a coke can

Wolf_Man · « **Reply #149 on:** June 06, 2008, 06:40:16 pm »

out comes a pepsi,

i put in a sprite

ds dude · « **Reply #150 on:** June 06, 2008, 07:40:17 pm »

Shoots the sprite out, it hits your head, and then you fall out of a window.

I shove my ass in the coin slot.

mxyzptlk · « **Reply #151 on:** June 06, 2008, 07:44:05 pm »

Your entire rectal tract comes out of the soda receipt slot, causing you permanent, irrevocable damage, both mental and physical. Your parents sue the manufacturing company for enough to live without working. You live a wonderfully luxurious life, even if you are permanently bed-ridden and drip-fed.

I insert shards of glass

Wolf_Man · « **Reply #152 on:** June 06, 2008, 08:09:14 pm »

Owww... i was eating when i read this!

*Demonic comes out*

I insert FLAB

Hair|Trigger · « **Reply #153 on:** June 06, 2008, 08:21:40 pm »

A brick comes flying out and smashed you in the head

I insert a cat

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #154 on:** June 06, 2008, 08:29:34 pm »

live rounds shoot through your brain.

I insert nothing.

Roflmazturr · « **Reply #155 on:** June 06, 2008, 08:42:20 pm »

Everything comes out.

I jerk into the machine

Wolf_Man · « **Reply #156 on:** June 06, 2008, 08:47:07 pm »

A flag comes out and says "Bang!" in big letters

Roflmazturr is shoved into the machine.

ds dude · « **Reply #157 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:45:19 pm »

Then an Jupiter comes outs and hit you.

I shoved all the Soldat forumers in the slot. Including myself.

Wolf_Man · « **Reply #158 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:59:01 pm »

Out comes peter griffin

I shove in stewie

Thinkto urself · « **Reply #159 on:** June 06, 2008, 10:56:33 pm »

Out comes Seth MacFarlane

I shove in unenjoyable Green Day tracks.

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