Author Topic: Vending Machine Game (Read 15919 times)

koingnegsegg · « **Reply #280 on:** June 15, 2008, 03:55:18 am »

This game is officially over, as Chuck Norris just kicked it arse.
I buy a new machine, and fill it up with an assortment of refreshments.

STM1993 · « **Reply #281 on:** June 15, 2008, 06:56:24 am »

But no! The machine magically turned the refreshments into candy!

I shove a beer into the machine.

Scarab · « **Reply #282 on:** June 15, 2008, 08:43:45 pm »

out comes root beer.

i piss in the machine, trying to find the flush button.

and accidently hit return button....

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #283 on:** June 15, 2008, 08:44:49 pm »

a fist on a spring comes out of the vending machine

I take the cartoon stars circling scarab's head and put them in the machine

Scarab · « **Reply #284 on:** June 15, 2008, 08:45:56 pm »

out comes nude women.

i shove there tits in the machine.....

koingnegsegg · « **Reply #285 on:** June 15, 2008, 11:51:58 pm »

Out comes a WHOLE lot of silicon.

I put a camera In, in order to find out what is inside the magical vending machine

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #286 on:** June 16, 2008, 01:24:16 am »

you never see your camera again

machine unplugs itself

JupiterShadow · « **Reply #287 on:** June 16, 2008, 04:16:50 am »

And I plugged it back in.

I put in bondjamesbonds avatar.

jrgp · « **Reply #288 on:** June 16, 2008, 06:16:11 am »

Out comes the walker texas ranger guy.

I shove a wolf in.

tehsnipah · « **Reply #289 on:** June 16, 2008, 07:48:03 am »

Out comes a rabbit withought head and shreded body.

I shove a bone in.

jrgp · « **Reply #290 on:** June 16, 2008, 07:53:27 am »

Out comes a smiling Jolly Roger.

I shove a crystal skull in.

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #291 on:** June 16, 2008, 09:26:45 am »

A sequel comes out

I shove a hampton carbine in

jrgp · « **Reply #292 on:** June 16, 2008, 10:02:10 am »

A plasma rifle homes out

I shove in a stale cookie

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #293 on:** June 16, 2008, 01:09:20 pm »

stale cookies enrage machine

machine shuts down and demands 20 million and a chopper to venezuela or he will kill hostages

jrgp · « **Reply #294 on:** June 16, 2008, 01:19:13 pm »

Out comes a few MP5's.

I say FUCK YOU to the machine.

mxyzptlk · « **Reply #295 on:** June 16, 2008, 01:22:50 pm »

The machine kicks you in the balls.

I insert jrgp's webspace, every last bit of it.

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #296 on:** June 16, 2008, 01:33:39 pm »

WTF THAT'S NOT HOW U PLAY jrgp OMG I QUIT

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #297 on:** June 16, 2008, 02:11:54 pm »

I put bond's hissy fit into the machine

Scarab · « **Reply #298 on:** June 16, 2008, 10:10:45 pm »

the machine can't take him and shoves the grenade in his arse.

i shove bond's arse in the machine

STM1993 · « **Reply #299 on:** June 16, 2008, 10:40:43 pm »

Out comes a giant beetle.

I insert a Shoop into the machine. (i'mma firin' mah laser!)

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