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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #300 on: June 16, 2008, 11:00:20 pm »
out comes a umm...Shop?

I insert the bra store in the machine.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #301 on: June 17, 2008, 06:06:53 am »
Out comes a bunch of softcore porn models.

I shove a Scarab in.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #302 on: June 17, 2008, 06:45:58 am »
Crap comes out

I shove in a can

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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #303 on: June 17, 2008, 09:48:45 am »
Out comes a bunch of tin foils.

I shove in a poop.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #304 on: June 17, 2008, 09:55:24 am »
Out comes a can of all natural 100% piss.

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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #305 on: June 17, 2008, 12:39:37 pm »
Out comes tehsnipah masturbating inside the packages.


I shove the packages where tehsnipah is masturbating in....
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #306 on: June 17, 2008, 12:41:01 pm »
umm, ORGASM?

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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #307 on: June 17, 2008, 12:42:30 pm »
out comes a hot dog.

i shove in mustard
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #308 on: June 17, 2008, 01:03:00 pm »
Out comes ketchup.

I shove in Tabasco sauce.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #309 on: June 17, 2008, 01:04:43 pm »
Out comes nachoes

I shove in cheese
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #310 on: June 17, 2008, 01:11:44 pm »
Out comes mold.

I shove the mold back in.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #311 on: June 17, 2008, 01:16:33 pm »
out comes jrgp...


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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #312 on: June 17, 2008, 01:24:48 pm »
Out comes a stripper.

I shove Scarab's avatar in, sans the gun.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #313 on: June 17, 2008, 01:26:12 pm »
out comes corpses.


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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #314 on: June 17, 2008, 01:28:37 pm »
Out comes nuts

I shove plasma in
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #315 on: June 17, 2008, 01:29:46 pm »
out comes gas

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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #316 on: June 17, 2008, 01:30:48 pm »
out comes a hotdog

I call the machine a nigger
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #317 on: June 17, 2008, 01:31:36 pm »
It emasculates you.

I call it a god.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #318 on: June 17, 2008, 01:32:12 pm »
It gives you an e-cookie


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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #319 on: June 17, 2008, 01:32:59 pm »
It licks it off.

I unplug the machine.
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