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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #320 on: June 17, 2008, 01:33:37 pm »
the machine electricutes you

i plug it back in with rubber gloves on
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #321 on: June 17, 2008, 01:34:00 pm »
out comes a LAZ0R!!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I shove in a pubic hair
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #322 on: June 17, 2008, 01:34:50 pm »
the machine says "WTF ESPADON"

i shove in a keyboard
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #323 on: June 17, 2008, 01:35:03 pm »
out comes a mouse

I shove in 30+ cans of red bull
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #324 on: June 17, 2008, 01:35:30 pm »
out comes 15+ Bull testicles

I put in some beef
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #325 on: June 17, 2008, 01:36:40 pm »
Out comes bacon

I shove in hot dogs
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #326 on: June 17, 2008, 01:37:40 pm »
You silly ass, bacon comes from pork, not beef. xD

out comes a small penis.

I put it back in
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #327 on: June 17, 2008, 01:40:44 pm »
Out cums cum.

I put in pussy juice
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #328 on: June 17, 2008, 01:41:01 pm »
it pisses on you


I shove you in
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #329 on: June 17, 2008, 01:41:44 pm »
I lick it up like the slore I know I am.

I don't come out.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #330 on: June 17, 2008, 01:42:57 pm »
the machine turns off.

i shove in unbreakable rubber.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #331 on: June 17, 2008, 01:44:05 pm »
I shove it out so fast it goes through your chest and kills you :D
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #332 on: June 17, 2008, 01:45:06 pm »
i shove in horny girls while jrgp is in..(with cameras)
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #333 on: June 17, 2008, 01:46:31 pm »
I walk out a week later, them chasing after me. The machine looks and cries "Come back!!"
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #334 on: June 17, 2008, 01:47:45 pm »
out comes nude pictures..


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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #335 on: June 17, 2008, 01:50:25 pm »
At the first site of all the pics of me fucking those hot chicks they run out screaming "aaahhhhhhh, why wasn't he alone!"

I shove scarab in with the naked men. He wanks for everyone. The machine throws them all out and locks its doors.
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #336 on: June 17, 2008, 01:59:41 pm »
GG
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Re: Vending Machine Game
« Reply #337 on: June 17, 2008, 02:03:51 pm »
Quote from: BondJamesBond on June 17, 2008, 01:59:41 pm
GG
Good game indeed! It's exceeded 15 pages. Lock this mess.
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