Author Topic: Vending Machine Game (Read 12682 times)

jrgp · « **Reply #40 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:47:21 am »

Out comes meat balls.

I stick a smiley face

into the machine.

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #41 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:48:53 am »

Frowny-face comes out

I pour legos in the machine...

jrgp · « **Reply #42 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:52:21 am »

Lego Star Wars JarJar's pop out

I put some tinker toys in the machine/

Roflmazturr · « **Reply #43 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:56:13 am »

Only the long wooden tinker toys come out, and jam up your ass leaving scars for the rest of your life.

I put my dick into the machine.

jrgp · « **Reply #44 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:57:12 am »

Out comes a fleshlite...

I shove a mountain dew can in.

STM1993 · « **Reply #45 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:58:04 am »

Out comes a can of honey dew.

I slot in a cake.

Roflmazturr · « **Reply #46 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:58:57 am »

Out comes some icing.

I stick my tongue in the machine.

jrgp · « **Reply #47 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:59:04 am »

Saliva pours out.

I put a key in the machine.

Roflmazturr · « **Reply #48 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:00:00 am »

A lego minivan comes out.

I stick internet explorer into the machine.

STM1993 · « **Reply #49 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:02:11 am »

Microsoft comes out.

I force Microsoft into the vending machine.

jrgp · « **Reply #50 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:02:44 am »

Bill gates comes out in a garbled WMV file.

I shove Linus Torvalds in.

STM1993 · « **Reply #51 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:03:52 am »

A penguin comes out.

I shove in a can of coke.

jrgp · « **Reply #52 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:05:19 am »

A pepsi comes out.

I shove in a bottle of root beer.

STM1993 · « **Reply #53 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:07:13 am »

Out from the vending machine, comes a loud *burp*

I insert a lie into the machine.

Roflmazturr · « **Reply #54 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:07:54 am »

Out comes the truth.

I insert a burp into the machine.

Hair|Trigger · « **Reply #55 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:08:29 am »

A fart comes out

I insert my penis

STM1993 · « **Reply #56 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:08:59 am »

Something much smaller comes out of the other end.

I insert another vending machine into the vending machine.

Roflmazturr · « **Reply #57 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:09:29 am »

A small convenience store comes out.

I insert a bank robber into the machine.

STM1993 · « **Reply #58 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:10:27 am »

Money comes out of the machine.

I insert a banker into the machine.

jrgp · « **Reply #59 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:12:07 am »

A guy in a black mask holding a gun and an empty bag with a dollar sign on it comes out.

I shove in Chakra.

News: