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Offline Fluffy

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The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« on: June 18, 2008, 05:15:28 pm »
We have recieved email from an unsatisfied customer, the subject titled "asdasd".

Q: "I was just wondering.

Why is the pencil the length it is?

Why is it not shorter?

Why is it not longer?

Why is it made of wood?

Why is it not adamantium?

Why do we use pencils?

To eat?

Or perhaps to write something?

Would it be that simple?"

A1: NO!!! ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE!! YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING, YOU DONT KNOW SHIT!! YOU SHITBAG!! ASSHOLE!!1 FUCK OFF!!

A2: Nope NopeNopeNopeNOpEnope NoP3 N0pe Noppe N0p3 NOPE NOPe NOp4e Nope nope NOPE nope noPe  nopEE ===!="#=!!!182311

Alright, now that has been taken care of, 's time for a forum game.

The rules are as follows:

"THE LAST POSTER WINS, LOL!!"

NOPE nope 4 Nope NOp e Nope Noepen Nopep Nepe Nope Nop3  MNop3 NOEPN OEPEEN PENCIL






I apologize. I really do. Now that retardedness has been taken care of, it's really time for a forum game. The rules are these: I ask a question, and you have to counter-question it.

For an example, if I say "How long is a pencil?", you ask "What kind of a pencil?".

After you succesfully counter a question, you ask another.

If you can't think of anything, don't post. Use imagination and don't repeat yourself.

Saying "what kind of X?" is prohibited, since it's too easy.

People who break the rules are to be ignored.

Game ends after 20 pages. I'll start.

How many keys are there on a keyboard?
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Offline mxyzptlk

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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 05:19:29 pm »
What kind of keyboard? I'm currently using an asian keyboard with 184 keys.


What went wrong?
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Offline Fluffy

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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2008, 05:22:37 pm »
Quote from: Fluffy on June 18, 2008, 05:15:28 pm
Saying "what kind of X?" is prohibited, since it's too easy.

Quote from: mxyzptlk on June 18, 2008, 05:19:29 pm
What kind of keyboard?

Apparently I'm not the most retarded guy around here.
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Offline Demonic

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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2008, 06:19:43 pm »
Is there anyone not retarded around here?
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Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2008, 06:20:56 pm »
This topic has my name in it, it is automatically awesome (though I have no idea why its there)

Quote from: Fluffy on June 18, 2008, 05:15:28 pm
How many keys are there on a keyboard?
Are there enough?

What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?
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Offline tehsnipah

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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2008, 06:22:50 pm »
What kind of tune are you going to sing out? Monotone?
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Offline Blue-ninja

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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2008, 06:40:09 pm »
Who's that pretty girl in the mirror?

What mirror where?
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Offline tehsnipah

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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2008, 06:47:35 pm »
Is the mirror shattered?

Do you see multiples of yourself?
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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2008, 07:19:09 pm »
Quote from: a-4-year-old on June 18, 2008, 06:20:56 pm
This topic has my name in it, it is automatically awesome (though I have no idea why its there)

Quote from: Fluffy on June 18, 2008, 05:15:28 pm
How many keys are there on a keyboard?
Are there enough?

What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
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Offline Fluffy

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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2008, 07:46:21 pm »
MEH! You're not supposed to counter your own question.
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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2008, 08:15:32 pm »
@†: Why would I want to stand up and walk on you?

Why did we go to the moon?
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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2008, 08:17:59 pm »
CAN WE STOP WITH THE SHIT FORUM GAMES ITS ONLY JGRP AND THAT OTHER GUY THAT PLAYS THEM ANYWAY

WHY
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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2008, 08:57:27 pm »
Quote from: Captain Ben on June 18, 2008, 08:17:59 pm
CAN WE STOP WITH THE bollocks FORUM GAMES ITS ONLY JGRP AND THAT OTHER GUY THAT PLAYS THEM ANYWAY

WHY


Why is this statement so damn funny?

How do i ask a question that i honestly don't want to ask but i do just so jrgp and the other guy have something to do?
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Offline jrgp

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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2008, 09:16:42 pm »
You can't, that's impossible.

Why did the whoever decide to be a prick by inventing communism and in which year?
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Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2008, 09:42:04 pm »
Could you form a worse sentence?
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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2008, 10:31:46 pm »
Could anybody form a worse sentence?
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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2008, 10:59:33 pm »
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What the fuck?
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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2008, 12:34:56 am »
Feck the what?
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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2008, 12:40:32 am »
Have I the ability to fuck?!
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Re: The Lenght Of Pencil (copyright 2008 a-4-year-old)
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2008, 12:40:48 am »
What?
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