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Offline Kyklis

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Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« on: June 09, 2006, 05:32:00 pm »
ALL weapons in this comic were NOT drawn by me. They are from the Soldat Evolved mod. They looked great and worked perfectly with the characters I had already drawn, so I used them

Reposted =D!

This is how this topic works, the story is told by panels, which are drawn by me, but what the main character DOES in the comic is totally up to you guys. The biggest problem people have is the suggestions they make. You do not say what happens. You say what the main character does, and I decided what happens. So please, do not suggest that "You find a barret in your pants", instead, suggest something like "Ask if the soldat has a barret in his pocket, or if he's just happy to see you".


What should I do? (I am the person in the blue shirt, to clear that up)

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Move over to man the stat gun (checking for enemies) and then proceed to /piss on the dead body.

Hm....I can't see any enemies.










Teehee, that was fun. What should I do now?


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EAT PIZZA !!! WITH PAPAIA PIE !!!

I love Pizza! And Papaia pie!




Wait, I don't have any :(.



What should I DO now?


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Jump down and scout the rest of the map.








Interesting...

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Yell, "SNAP GREEN FALG OGM BUGGGGZOR!"

Then pick it up and fly as high as you can on that map.





























Oh fiddlesticks.

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He then throws the flag.

Surely this will somehow stop or cushion my fall!



Here it comes!



Any time now!



OH GOD! OH SWEET JESUS NO!



MY LEGS! THROWING THE FLAG DID NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING :(!



Well, now my legs are crushed, one of my bones is sticking out, and one of my leg arteries erupted and is now spewing my blood everywhere.

What should I do!


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have him reach for the knife









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The knife can be used for amputation..

Well...here goes.













I am SO badass.

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make him get trapped in a bugged poly

There we go!


Um...


UM!


!?!?!


This doesn't make any kind of sense.


I wonder if this is what purgatory looks like...

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wave arms wildly in an attempt to swim in the purgatory.









It's not very effective...

Am I to be trapped in purgatory forever :(?

*ATTENTION*
A completely new story starts on page 28
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« Last Edit: March 05, 2007, 11:17:52 pm by Kyklis »

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2006, 05:37:23 pm »
Hears fighting in the distance.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2006, 06:07:54 pm »
Just walk like normal and see if it works. If it does, try to get the medkit.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2006, 06:46:01 pm »
trow your arm in the medic kit direction !

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2006, 07:15:16 pm »
Make him reach for his legs, throw em at the medkit, since the legs r part of him, he heals instantly!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2006, 07:16:39 pm »
And after he throws his legs he could use the knife to see if it will cut a rift between purgatory and the soldat map, then see if it will let him back to the soldat map.
« Last Edit: June 09, 2006, 07:22:31 pm by ThunderPantz »

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2006, 07:22:35 pm »
Yes, trapped forever.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2006, 08:12:48 pm »
Then a "Major" joins, suicides and leaves.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2006, 08:13:58 pm »
Maybe the little soldat guy could press the Esc button and click the Leave game button then log back in?

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2006, 09:02:40 pm »
Make a vote for another map.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2006, 09:05:46 pm »
Map changes- TO HELL!!!    Or heaven, either way I suppose

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2006, 09:27:50 pm »
i kinda wish the drawings would hurry up a bit, but i suppose its gona be good if it takes this long :D

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2006, 09:35:38 pm »
He stays there for 1,0000 years
I'm away.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2006, 09:47:45 pm »
Let the poor little guy out of purgatory with the med kit so he can shoot more bad guys and stuff please :S

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2006, 10:36:30 pm »
He decides to join a public server, after getting d.c
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2006, 11:18:28 pm »
Thunderpantz: It doesn't take long because i'm working on it hard, it takes long because I check this when I have spare time, then do a drawing.

trow your arm in the medic kit direction !

Seems like it won't work, but sure.



















Yay! Still in purgatory though. Hm, if only I had some kind of way to propel or jet my way around. *cough*.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2006, 11:21:04 pm »
Jet your way to the sword, and kill yourself so you can respawn out of purgatory and spawn into a new map.
I'm away.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2006, 11:57:04 pm »
Server crashed... you get *jetted* back to the lobby
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2006, 12:17:12 am »
He jets his way out of purgatory and finds the sever overrun by terminators

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2006, 01:00:03 am »
have him slash his way out of purgatory like it's a paper wall. Then when he goes through the hole, he finds himself in the middle of a japanese monkey-throwing battle that is occuring during WW3
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.