Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*  (Read 77915 times)

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Offline Zegovia

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #160 on: June 24, 2006, 07:32:46 am »
Good to see youre well again kyklis.. ^^

Make him ripp up the pole hes strapped to out of the ground, and nail it into the turok wannabe's head!
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #161 on: June 24, 2006, 08:38:03 am »
Take the arrow with teeth and spit it back at the Rambobowman

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #162 on: June 24, 2006, 12:10:23 pm »
hock a loogie in the dude's face.

(or, spit in his face.)
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #163 on: June 24, 2006, 02:51:25 pm »
Soldaten: Back hop + Jet = Backflip!
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #164 on: June 24, 2006, 09:18:03 pm »
Hmmm, that is a rambo bow right?  He should dodge by backflipping.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #165 on: June 24, 2006, 09:25:34 pm »
uhh, that was kinda random.... anyways:
let him get hit by the bow three times, then the bowman goes 'wtf' and then the nonbowman appears behind him and cuts him open and says:  that's called LAG
Can't think of anything original to put here...

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #166 on: June 24, 2006, 09:41:56 pm »
Your not supposed to say what happens, you just suggest what he does.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #167 on: June 24, 2006, 10:15:09 pm »
uhh, that was kinda random.... anyways:
let him get hit by the bow three times, then the bowman goes 'wtf' and then the nonbowman appears behind him and cuts him open and says:  that's called LAG

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #168 on: June 25, 2006, 02:52:17 am »
Make the tied up soldat guy try to make peace with the guy with the rambo bow, or see if he understands english.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #169 on: June 25, 2006, 02:58:38 am »
teach the indian about smoking cigarettes, and let the tribe develope lung cancer, and take over as supreme ruler
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #170 on: June 25, 2006, 08:49:34 am »
...fine:
make him lag around (better?)
Can't think of anything original to put here...

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #171 on: June 25, 2006, 11:26:41 am »
report the guy as a haxor, cuz the game looked like it was ctf, not rambomatch cuz the green flag.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #172 on: June 25, 2006, 12:28:24 pm »
Start a vote-kick against the guy with the bow since he doesn't have the badge.bmp file on and therfore must be hacking.

Mash the jump button and try to escape from the ropes, since the only time you can get caught like that in Soldat is in a polybug, and the best way to escape a polybug is to mash the jump button.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #173 on: June 25, 2006, 03:42:08 pm »
scream: HAX! THIS ISNT RAMBO MODE!!!!!!!
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #174 on: June 25, 2006, 03:49:34 pm »
Wait, that mean that the guy is a bot! OMGWTFBBQ

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #175 on: June 25, 2006, 07:22:05 pm »
teh guy with rambo bow is haxing.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #176 on: June 25, 2006, 08:05:13 pm »
poop your pants!
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #177 on: June 25, 2006, 09:02:27 pm »
Move your crosshair over rambo to find out his name. Press F1 and look at his standings in the list. If his ping is zero, and he is at the top of the list, he's admin. If he's not at the top, he is a bot. If he's a bot, do not fear, since you don't have a name, he will not hurt you.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #178 on: June 26, 2006, 08:36:39 am »
Hey kyklis, how about you also heave all the current pics into the first page, so people can keep track of em easier?

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #179 on: June 26, 2006, 07:37:53 pm »
barely any new replies....

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