Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*  (Read 77894 times)

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Offline Blues

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2006, 01:50:25 am »
Just a little reminder: He cut off his feet, therefore no jets.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2006, 01:51:16 am »
He can still use the jet boots with his hands though
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2006, 02:18:09 am »
Try to get flood kicked.


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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2006, 06:58:00 am »
He try shout for help.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2006, 09:03:30 am »
Have him do a magical spell that will take him out of purgatory.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2006, 10:15:42 am »
Reach for the knife and cut a hole back into the soldat world....

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2006, 10:27:38 am »
I changed my mind. Spam the chat with comments about how buggy Soldat is and how you're going to quit. Throw in some super-lame taunts as well, will you? :E
« Last Edit: June 10, 2006, 11:03:49 am by Proxy »
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Offline Kazuki

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2006, 10:53:41 am »
Added to comics thread. This makes me chuckle. Hard. :P

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2006, 11:59:37 am »
He jets his way out of purgatory and finds the sever overrun by terminators
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2006, 12:09:51 pm »
Say: WTH WATOR IN SULDAT? QIUT1!
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2006, 12:22:19 pm »
go fish !

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2006, 12:29:47 pm »
Say: Dive into purgatory, get the knife and look for a gun. (Note: Post has since been edited by proxy, but I had already started the drawings, and i'll be damned if I'm gonna restart them)

Splish splash!


3 minutes in....


It's a good thing David Blaine taught me how to hold my breath.


FISHIE =D!


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What a dopey looking fish.


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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2006, 12:44:50 pm »
You grab unto the fishes teeth, and ride it all the way back to the surface, then get back to land looking for any signs of life.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2006, 02:24:48 pm »
Use your jets to cook the fish.

Make fun of the fish's buck teeth.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #34 on: June 10, 2006, 04:05:49 pm »
Make him try to rip out the fish's buck teeth and use them for combat :D

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #35 on: June 10, 2006, 05:18:59 pm »
I second that, rip out his teeth!

Or...Politely ask him to dig with them back to purgatory.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #36 on: June 10, 2006, 06:43:43 pm »
Put his head in the fish's mouth,and then try to  take a picture of this, and text message it to all his friends.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #37 on: June 10, 2006, 06:54:53 pm »
Grab some seaweed and tie it to the ground, then swim back up to the surface to find a gun.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #38 on: June 10, 2006, 07:41:47 pm »
Rip his teeth out and stab the fish with them.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #39 on: June 10, 2006, 08:15:13 pm »
I vote with those suggesting a violent end for the fish.