Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*  (Read 77952 times)

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Offline Mistercharles

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #300 on: July 27, 2006, 08:01:37 pm »
Walk to the right.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #301 on: July 27, 2006, 08:36:05 pm »
snap off his penis and use it as a weapon.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #302 on: July 28, 2006, 12:53:07 am »
"VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!" and make an attempt to control all of the Earth's oil, and other stuff that an evil overlord might do.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #303 on: July 28, 2006, 04:20:03 am »
Rape him!
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #304 on: July 28, 2006, 09:21:57 am »
lol @ kingkitty xD.. I thinked same.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #305 on: July 28, 2006, 11:26:52 am »
snap off his penis and use it as a weapon.

Ok, I second that.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #306 on: July 30, 2006, 01:44:34 pm »
Drag the dead body and show the locals what the fish had done and tell them to wage war! and then, whilst they prepare for teh battle, find a weapon and loot their foods and then run .
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #307 on: July 31, 2006, 04:42:55 am »
NOW I KNOW!!! impale the unconsious basterd onto the pole...

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #308 on: August 01, 2006, 02:07:42 am »
cmon next episode....

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #309 on: August 01, 2006, 02:54:06 am »
a random soldat player suddenly spawns

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #310 on: August 01, 2006, 04:23:59 am »
RUN! RUN AWAY! RUN LIKE HELL! or like forrest!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #311 on: August 01, 2006, 04:33:57 am »
RUN! RUN AWAY! RUN LIKE HELL! or like forrest!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #312 on: August 01, 2006, 09:14:56 am »
I agree with the part about getting the bow so you can get healed. I'm sure that will cause the piss to be cleaned up and the arrow to magicly dissappear.
Then switch to exploding arrows and blow the body up.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #313 on: August 03, 2006, 05:00:16 am »
He starts getting paranoid after realising he just murdered somebody then starts twitching and accidently bites an innocent old ladies head off in reaction of his over-whelming paranoyed state!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #314 on: August 03, 2006, 05:48:11 am »
Do a FATALITY! mortal combat style. (lift him up with both hands and rip him in half while a voice, seemingly coming from nowhere, shouts out: FATALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

and add loads of blood that will fill the whole screen leaving our hero in another problem!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #315 on: August 03, 2006, 08:26:24 pm »
you take the bow and arrow to use if you need protection and proceed to the village, where you shall steal the flag!!
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #316 on: August 03, 2006, 09:24:17 pm »
Of course, the sensible thing to do would be to grab the pole, pull it out of the gorund, and smack that guy over the head and run liek heck.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #317 on: August 04, 2006, 01:32:31 am »
snap off his penis and use it as a weapon.

Ok, I second that.

I third that.

And then, when he's finished with it he can put it over a fire and have a 'sausage' WEINER!!!'. xD
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #318 on: August 04, 2006, 08:53:29 am »
i fourth that       
                         

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #319 on: August 04, 2006, 06:05:49 pm »
snap off his penis and use it as a weapon.

Ok, I second that.

I third that.

And then, when he's finished with it he can put it over a fire and have a 'sausage' WEINER!!!'. xD


I fifth that

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