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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #560 on: February 17, 2007, 05:20:44 pm »
Get down on your knees and beg for mercy :D then steal his chainsaw ant chop him.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #561 on: February 17, 2007, 05:45:01 pm »
Quickly whip out your knife and toss it hard into his balls.

Or run backwards, Jet up, (or jump up if its a non-jet map),  And shoot him like crazy with the steyr.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #562 on: February 17, 2007, 06:11:25 pm »
i reckon quickly drop down and then prod his uh, genital region with the end of your styer

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #563 on: February 17, 2007, 07:56:17 pm »
a mole apears from the grown and them the red guy feels in thew hole
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #564 on: February 17, 2007, 09:29:18 pm »
2 suggestions for this, either: a) drop your steyr and fist him! Pick up his saw and mow him down with it, or b) drop a nade on the floor in front of you.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #565 on: February 18, 2007, 09:14:55 am »
Knife throw to the groin, takes 'em down everytime.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #566 on: February 18, 2007, 10:11:10 am »
Knife throw to the groin, takes 'em down everytime.
i reckon quickly drop down and then prod his uh, genital region with the end of your styer
Quickly whip out your knife and toss it hard into his balls.
What's up with the balls? :-X

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #567 on: February 18, 2007, 10:35:18 am »
I doesn't have to his balls. Could be any of the muscle surrounding the general groin area and hes on the floor.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #568 on: February 18, 2007, 04:04:36 pm »
so true...so true...and painful.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #569 on: February 18, 2007, 05:40:05 pm »
Jet over him and chokehold him once you're behind him


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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #570 on: February 18, 2007, 06:16:28 pm »
Jet over him

There might not be jets on that map, and if he tried to jump, the time it takes to jump straight upwards would leave him in pieces from the saw.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #571 on: February 18, 2007, 06:44:18 pm »
Continue firing, and backflip to give yourself some more time. Maybe you'll gib him if you shoot him enough.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #572 on: February 18, 2007, 09:10:11 pm »
BAckflip. Jet over Psycho Jones, punch him in the back, pick up the 'saw, kill him, then randomly throw both your starting nades. :D
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #573 on: February 19, 2007, 06:35:44 pm »
drop your steyr and fist him! Pick up his saw and mow him down with it











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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #574 on: February 19, 2007, 06:40:39 pm »
pickup your steyr and /piss on da corpse

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #575 on: February 19, 2007, 07:05:59 pm »
Use your combat knife to cut up his clothes and fashion yourself a Rambo-esque headband then go off in search of something else to kill.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #576 on: February 19, 2007, 07:10:06 pm »
Pick up the steyr, shoot 'im in the balls, and walk right.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #577 on: February 20, 2007, 02:52:27 am »
Get a rambo headband, get 2 secondaries - knife and chainsaw and steyr as primary. Go right, leave the corpse alone ffs. (The corpse disappears before you can do anything. Only clothes are left to the ground.)

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #578 on: February 20, 2007, 03:12:56 am »
just....pick up ur steyr and go search something

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*
« Reply #579 on: February 20, 2007, 05:38:17 am »
whipe your face, put the saw on your back, pick up the styer, reload it, then go for a walkies :D