Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*  (Read 77933 times)

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Offline Kyklis

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #180 on: June 27, 2006, 02:18:47 am »
hock a loogie in the dude's face.






Damn!


I suck at spitting


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This is a sticky situation. Heh. Puns are fun.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #181 on: June 27, 2006, 03:06:46 am »
Try to sing a lullaby
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Offline Zegovia

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #182 on: June 27, 2006, 05:13:13 am »
I tells ya, ripp up the pole out of the ground and.....arrr nevermind... you arent allowed to say the same thing twice huh? shame, i though it would be such a good idea....

Oh well....

Realise that the arrow hit the ketchup bottle inside your shirt... THAT YOU INTENDED TO SAVE FOR CHRISTMASS!!!!

Offline Unlucky XIII

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #183 on: June 27, 2006, 05:18:05 am »
Try to fling the arrow back with your dangling slag.

"The old ones are the best"

Offline Liquid Metal

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #184 on: June 27, 2006, 05:38:11 am »
The guy /piss

Offline zaraza

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #185 on: June 27, 2006, 05:44:32 am »
Snap his arms off to get free, then run for your live!

Offline Zero72

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #186 on: June 27, 2006, 06:03:23 am »
Haha, your method of showing movement is flawed, but everything else, especially the expressions, owns hell.

Hmm. Rip the arrow out of your own torso with your teeth and spit it back. That's what any good Soldat would do.

Offline Sotija

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #187 on: June 27, 2006, 07:16:02 am »
Play dead maybe he leaves you.

Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #188 on: June 27, 2006, 07:35:31 am »
when is he going to get a fucking weapon?
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #189 on: June 27, 2006, 07:57:50 am »
Flirt with him.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #190 on: June 27, 2006, 09:13:40 am »
jump
Can't think of anything original to put here...

Offline Zegovia

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #191 on: June 27, 2006, 09:37:38 am »
Flirt with him.

Right after he has stried to spitt in the indians face?

Now thats kinky!!

Offline Plonkoon

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #192 on: June 27, 2006, 11:56:35 am »
I think He's a dead man.   :-[

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #193 on: June 27, 2006, 12:10:35 pm »
Have him ask the bow man nicely if he may have one last cigarette before he bleeds from this cruel world.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #194 on: June 27, 2006, 02:26:42 pm »
have him say "hey, before I die can I show you something cool?" and the indain says "okai lol!" and he unties him... but I dunno what that something cool would be... anyone have any ideas?
lol siggeh deleted for the 7th time! that's like a new record or something, ain't it?

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #195 on: June 27, 2006, 02:42:50 pm »
Use your Pyrokenesies to burn the indian
not around

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #196 on: June 27, 2006, 02:46:25 pm »
Do a Star Wars-style "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" (a lá end of episodes 3 & 5). Then projectile vomit on that guy because your stomach is in so much pain.
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Offline -WildBill-

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #197 on: June 27, 2006, 02:58:40 pm »
when in doubt, exercise your freedom and start a vote! he casts a vote ban against the pole, vote is successful, pole gets banned (disapears) and its just him and the indian...
lol siggeh deleted for the 7th time! that's like a new record or something, ain't it?

Offline Meep.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #198 on: June 27, 2006, 06:34:32 pm »
The indian's cloth falls off.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #199 on: June 27, 2006, 06:50:50 pm »
turn on the lightsaber he's been hiding, cutting the rope.
Can't think of anything original to put here...