Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*  (Read 77932 times)

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #200 on: June 27, 2006, 07:23:37 pm »
Try to communicate with teh guy with bow

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #201 on: June 28, 2006, 02:29:29 am »
Start giggling uncontrollably, for no apparent reason!  ;D
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #202 on: June 28, 2006, 11:17:20 pm »
squint your eyes.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #203 on: June 29, 2006, 01:27:28 am »
Fart extremely hard in an attempt to shoot the arrow out of his stomach, back towards the indian.

Or, do a poo, and in the disgust that follows, rip the pole out the ground and kill Mister Flying-Sun.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #204 on: June 29, 2006, 02:08:18 am »
tthe arrow hasnt sabbed him yet! /pwn to ricochet it.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #205 on: June 29, 2006, 02:09:33 am »
have him pull out the arrow, and use it to cut the ropes
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #206 on: June 29, 2006, 02:08:38 pm »
Offer him a pizza if he unties you, then kill him with his own arrow.

EDIT: EW! Look and frames 1-4 in reverse. He eats his loogie.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #207 on: June 29, 2006, 02:14:40 pm »
Throw a nade at him!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #208 on: June 30, 2006, 12:47:10 pm »
ROFL he eats his loogie


And i think Kyklis is probably having some trouble deciding which one to pick, or he's just busy o_O
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #209 on: July 01, 2006, 02:58:33 am »
He makes his loogie wrap around the arrow pulls it out and makes the loogie throw it back like a dart.???

 Or The Fart one was funny as He** omg that was Hilarious ok.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #210 on: July 01, 2006, 05:42:45 pm »
have him /piss on thunderpants for posting in this thread 28 times :P
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #211 on: July 01, 2006, 06:46:59 pm »
Try to sing a lullaby

that sounds most excellent.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #212 on: July 01, 2006, 08:48:39 pm »
Play dead, maybe it'll help you out of there!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #213 on: July 02, 2006, 12:23:58 am »
have him /piss on thunderpants for posting in this thread 28 times :P


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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #214 on: July 02, 2006, 02:16:02 am »
make that 29 lmao. MY bad thunderpantZ
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #215 on: July 02, 2006, 10:28:51 am »
Play dead, maybe it'll help you out of there!

Yeah, i bet the local will bring up his knife in order to gut him out, since i betcha hes a kannibal!!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #216 on: July 02, 2006, 12:06:41 pm »
Agreed with Zegovia ^^.My suggestion try speak with the indian and then try to be friendly.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #217 on: July 02, 2006, 01:35:36 pm »
Say "wtframbohax" and try spinning around, turning the pole and himself into a big spinning death-top.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #218 on: July 04, 2006, 03:50:10 pm »
Say "wtframbohax" and try spinning around, turning the pole and himself into a big spinning death-top.

I second that, or give the guy with bow the middle finger.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #219 on: July 05, 2006, 06:10:33 pm »
this thread needs more posts...

Anyway, my suggestion is that he screams random gibberish at the guy, in an attempt to scare the **** outta him.
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