Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*  (Read 77943 times)

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Offline Gold

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #240 on: July 17, 2006, 12:56:52 am »
This is awesome. Maybe the guy could pull the arrow out of his chest and throw it at the rambo guys head

Offline TDL

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #241 on: July 18, 2006, 07:34:12 am »
The fella could insult the rambo look-alike

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #242 on: July 18, 2006, 01:39:42 pm »
He could beg the tribal for mercy, crying etc.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #243 on: July 18, 2006, 02:42:29 pm »
We should bombard Kyklis with PMs until he updates this.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #244 on: July 18, 2006, 05:06:33 pm »
isnt he on vcacation??

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #245 on: July 18, 2006, 08:06:38 pm »
Yeah, he is.
not around

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #246 on: July 18, 2006, 08:25:10 pm »
His last log in was today.   ???

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #247 on: July 18, 2006, 09:55:40 pm »
Or the guy tells the rambo-look-alike to come closer so he can tell him his last words before being dead then he bites him

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #248 on: July 20, 2006, 02:59:09 am »
make him throw himself over the pole, untying his ropes, then take the pole out of ground and throw it trought the indian. then /pwn
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Offline Kyklis

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #249 on: July 20, 2006, 02:44:27 pm »
The guy /piss

I don't see how this helps.



Flirt with him.

I am such a playa.


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That was the only pick-up line I knew! I need another one quick!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #250 on: July 20, 2006, 02:54:38 pm »
lmao, pissed his pants.   ;D


Offer him sexual favors!  (with the intention of betrayal of course   ;))

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #251 on: July 20, 2006, 03:06:11 pm »
Awesome, I won! ;P Cheesy chat up lines, eh? Since he just blushed...

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #252 on: July 20, 2006, 03:06:25 pm »
Good to see ya back.....

Ask him to come closer...

And then say "From a distance i thought your body whas punchin, but now up close, its KICKIN!!!

Snap his neck using your legs.....

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #253 on: July 20, 2006, 04:45:30 pm »
"Is that a mirror in your LoinCloth, because I can see myself in them.."

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #254 on: July 20, 2006, 06:02:13 pm »
"Is that a mirror in your LoinCloth, because I can see myself in them.."

That sucks so much. Don't ever try to talk to women.

EDIT: Not that the others would work. But, I mean, jeeez...

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #255 on: July 20, 2006, 09:57:13 pm »
Make the soldat guy say: "Yes i mean that, you are beautiful, and could you help me with these ropes and the arrow?"


XD It might workeh.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #256 on: July 20, 2006, 10:03:49 pm »
"Your B.O. turns me on...ooooooooooo"

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #257 on: July 21, 2006, 02:06:15 am »
proposition him for sex!

At least until the tribe dude releases him...
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #258 on: July 21, 2006, 02:13:10 am »
make him say

actually i lied, your hideous, i dont want to ever see you again! etc...

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #259 on: July 21, 2006, 10:55:58 am »
''Yes i am meanin that honeybum ;)''


 
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