Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure REANIMATED (Read 77951 times)

2big4u · « **Reply #260 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:11:27 pm »

Quote from: Stalky on July 20, 2006, 06:02:13 pm

Quote from: 2big4u on July 20, 2006, 04:45:30 pm
"Is that a mirror in your LoinCloth, because I can see myself in them.."

That sucks so much. Don't ever try to talk to women.

EDIT: Not that the others would work. But, I mean, jeeez...

ROFL!!

The_Ninja · « **Reply #261 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:09:49 pm »

how the fudge would a mirror get in a loin cloth in the first place, hes a tribal fella, the only technology he'll ever encounter is a used electric toothbrush or razor...

xtishereb · « **Reply #262 on:** July 22, 2006, 11:07:05 am »

"Why don't you come over here and find out?"

God, I am so perverted.

The_Ninja · « **Reply #263 on:** July 22, 2006, 06:42:08 pm »

umm, im right thanks mate.... maybe somebody else would wanna find out for you.... but i wanna see the next few piccies

Melbanana · « **Reply #264 on:** July 22, 2006, 07:15:29 pm »

Quote from: xtishereb on July 22, 2006, 11:07:05 am

"Why don't you come over here and find out?"

God, I am so perverted.

Make it: "Why don't you come over here and find out, sweet cheeks?" and IMO it's perfect.

kingkitty · « **Reply #265 on:** July 23, 2006, 09:09:31 am »

"hey baby come and light my fire"

Gold · « **Reply #266 on:** July 25, 2006, 03:29:20 am »

Come on... i want the next episode!

Kyklis · « **Reply #267 on:** July 25, 2006, 02:08:45 pm »

Quote from: Melbanana on July 22, 2006, 07:15:29 pm

Quote from: xtishereb on July 22, 2006, 11:07:05 am
"Why don't you come over here and find out?"
God, I am so perverted.
Make it: "Why don't you come over here and find out, sweet cheeks?" and IMO it's perfect.

Sweet Jesus NO!

What the hell am I supposed to do in this situation?!

Flying Dutchman · « **Reply #268 on:** July 25, 2006, 02:17:12 pm »

Ask him to free your hands so you can give him a little "massage".

~~And then run away or stab em in the head with the arrow.~~ On the other side that would a harsh thing to do. He's to damn cute for that.

Cato269 · « **Reply #269 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:51:44 pm »

attempt to backflip and spray your jet flames on him.

kingkitty · « **Reply #270 on:** July 25, 2006, 09:47:29 pm »

"Dude I'm not into guys"

Memxio · « **Reply #271 on:** July 25, 2006, 10:37:56 pm »

The Soldaten realizes that he was never really tied up in the first place. His hands and the pole were just colored all over with silver paint, and that his jet boots were repeatedly turning on and off (why he was floating the whole time).

KamikazeDuck · « **Reply #272 on:** July 26, 2006, 02:07:27 am »

lean forward, pretend you're going to kiss him and then take a nice bite out of the side of his head.

The_Ninja · « **Reply #273 on:** July 26, 2006, 02:40:17 am »

holy crap, he got up pretty fast thats like 1 step and SHAZAM!!! umm.. anyway...

but make him keep coming forward and he gets stabbed from the other end of the arrow... and hopefully his *ahem* isn't long enough to still reach and if so .... KICK IT!