Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure REANIMATED (Read 77965 times)

Mistercharles · « **Reply #300 on:** July 27, 2006, 08:01:37 pm »

Walk to the right.

Eagles_Arrows · « **Reply #301 on:** July 27, 2006, 08:36:05 pm »

snap off his penis and use it as a weapon.

Nightcrawler · « **Reply #302 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:53:07 am »

"VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!" and make an attempt to control all of the Earth's oil, and other stuff that an evil overlord might do.

kingkitty · « **Reply #303 on:** July 28, 2006, 04:20:03 am »

Rape him!

Sotija · « **Reply #304 on:** July 28, 2006, 09:21:57 am »

lol @ kingkitty xD.. I thinked same.

ColonD · « **Reply #305 on:** July 28, 2006, 11:26:52 am »

Quote from: Eagles_Arrows on July 27, 2006, 08:36:05 pm

snap off his penis and use it as a weapon.

Ok, I second that.

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #306 on:** July 30, 2006, 01:44:34 pm »

Drag the dead body and show the locals what the fish had done and tell them to wage war! and then, whilst they prepare for teh battle, find a weapon and loot their foods and then run .

Zegovia · « **Reply #307 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:42:55 am »

NOW I KNOW!!! impale the unconsious basterd onto the pole...

The_Ninja · « **Reply #308 on:** August 01, 2006, 02:07:42 am »

cmon next episode....

The Chef · « **Reply #309 on:** August 01, 2006, 02:54:06 am »

a random soldat player suddenly spawns

Napalmi · « **Reply #310 on:** August 01, 2006, 04:23:59 am »

RUN! RUN AWAY! RUN LIKE HELL! or like forrest!

The_Ninja · « **Reply #311 on:** August 01, 2006, 04:33:57 am »

Quote from: Napalmi on August 01, 2006, 04:23:59 am

RUN! RUN AWAY! RUN LIKE HELL! or like forrest!

agreed

xtishereb · « **Reply #312 on:** August 01, 2006, 09:14:56 am »

I agree with the part about getting the bow so you can get healed. I'm sure that will cause the piss to be cleaned up and the arrow to magicly dissappear.
Then switch to exploding arrows and blow the body up.

Gold · « **Reply #313 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:00:16 am »

He starts getting paranoid after realising he just murdered somebody then starts twitching and accidently bites an innocent old ladies head off in reaction of his over-whelming paranoyed state!

numgun · « **Reply #314 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:48:11 am »

Do a FATALITY! mortal combat style. (lift him up with both hands and rip him in half while a voice, seemingly coming from nowhere, shouts out: FATALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

and add loads of blood that will fill the whole screen leaving our hero in another problem!

DrivenUnder · « **Reply #315 on:** August 03, 2006, 08:26:24 pm »

you take the bow and arrow to use if you need protection and proceed to the village, where you shall steal the flag!!

Hootie hoo · « **Reply #316 on:** August 03, 2006, 09:24:17 pm »

Of course, the sensible thing to do would be to grab the pole, pull it out of the gorund, and smack that guy over the head and run liek heck.

X-Rayz · « **Reply #317 on:** August 04, 2006, 01:32:31 am »

Quote from: ColonD on July 28, 2006, 11:26:52 am

Quote from: Eagles_Arrows on July 27, 2006, 08:36:05 pm
snap off his penis and use it as a weapon.

Ok, I second that.

I third that.

And then, when he's finished with it he can put it over a fire and have a '~~sausage'~~ WEINER!!!'. xD

BlackWolf97 · « **Reply #318 on:** August 04, 2006, 08:53:29 am »

i fourth that

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #319 on:** August 04, 2006, 06:05:49 pm »

Quote from: X-Rayz on August 04, 2006, 01:32:31 am

Quote from: ColonD on July 28, 2006, 11:26:52 am
Quote from: Eagles_Arrows on July 27, 2006, 08:36:05 pm
snap off his penis and use it as a weapon.

Ok, I second that.

I third that.

And then, when he's finished with it he can put it over a fire and have a '~~sausage'~~ WEINER!!!'. xD

I fifth that

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Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED* (Read 77965 times)

Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure REANIMATED (Read 77965 times)