Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*  (Read 77905 times)

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Offline Kazuya

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #60 on: June 12, 2006, 05:43:22 am »
Make fun of his teeth, hoping he will be utterly crushed in emotional breakdown

Offline Phobos

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #61 on: June 12, 2006, 04:51:43 pm »
Make him to curse his bad luck and try to grab on to the fish teeth, in hope that it helps.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #62 on: June 12, 2006, 05:08:15 pm »
Make fun of his teeth, hoping he will be utterly crushed in emotional breakdown
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #63 on: June 12, 2006, 05:22:08 pm »
/kill. Respawn.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #64 on: June 12, 2006, 05:49:46 pm »
Make fun of his teeth, hoping he will be utterly crushed in emotional breakdown






Oh, that fish just got SERVED.


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Oh ****! Fish don't even SPEAK english!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #65 on: June 12, 2006, 06:02:33 pm »
Swim inside the fish and eat it from the inside out.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #66 on: June 12, 2006, 08:06:26 pm »
funny looking fishies are funny.


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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #67 on: June 12, 2006, 08:07:37 pm »
Poke its eye, and then swim to the surface.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #68 on: June 12, 2006, 09:42:45 pm »
pull out combat knife, and dice the fishy up!
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #69 on: June 12, 2006, 10:30:06 pm »
pray to the barretard god..
I'm away.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #70 on: June 12, 2006, 10:38:26 pm »
throw a grenade (one that works underwater!) in it's mouth, poke its eye, and swim away and watch...
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #71 on: June 13, 2006, 01:43:48 am »
Make the little soldat guy poke the fishies eyes, or go inside the fish and use his "telekenetic powers" to force the fish's limbs away from eachother, thus severing the fish to death.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #72 on: June 13, 2006, 01:50:52 am »
Hope that you have a random weapon on you that works underwater.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #73 on: June 13, 2006, 02:37:16 am »
Make him bite back! Just because he may be missing limbs, doesn't mean he has to float there and take it. BITE BACK! ;D
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #74 on: June 13, 2006, 03:10:46 am »
Edit: Oh my.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #75 on: June 13, 2006, 05:20:24 am »
Ebby, read the damn rules :P

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #76 on: June 13, 2006, 07:33:23 am »
Perform ninja hand seals and do theĀ  Kawarimi no Jutsu (Body Switch Technique)...

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #78 on: June 13, 2006, 08:12:41 am »
This quite amusing... more! more!

my suggestion.... hm.... try to close the wounds and evolve into a fishey human thing


or put your head down and die, respawn
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #79 on: June 13, 2006, 10:44:40 am »
You will take youre knife and you stab it.