Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*  (Read 77975 times)

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #380 on: August 19, 2006, 07:08:18 am »

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #381 on: August 19, 2006, 02:46:48 pm »
RAPE HIM.
God, stop with these suggestions. No one wants to see cartoons...um..rape each other :( and kitty, shouldnt you be on a certain gaming website meant for woman only.  :-X jk jk jk
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #382 on: August 19, 2006, 02:55:56 pm »
LOL i bet if you search thru all 20 pages you'll find atleast 1 dirty suggestion on each page XD

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #383 on: August 19, 2006, 11:08:40 pm »
Tie him up then keep him there :D

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #384 on: August 20, 2006, 01:59:57 am »
Make him have nasty sex with ugly people, then wait nine months and when his kids are born, eat them!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #385 on: August 20, 2006, 03:10:42 am »
Make his you know what go down.. Then take the bow..

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #386 on: August 20, 2006, 03:26:33 am »
Rather than having him do something stupid right there, why doesn't he run off somewhere in hopes of finding a medikit but instead runs into some ugly multi-legged/tentacled/antlered/penis-enlarger-supplemented beast with buck teeth?

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #387 on: August 20, 2006, 01:16:36 pm »
Make him have nasty sex with ugly people, then wait nine months and when his kids are born, eat them!
The eating the kids is kinda like my siggy pic XD

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #388 on: August 20, 2006, 01:37:53 pm »
Pick up the bow and arrow and go hunt for bunnies to eat.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #389 on: August 20, 2006, 08:34:44 pm »
Do a backflip.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #390 on: August 21, 2006, 03:14:22 am »

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #391 on: August 21, 2006, 10:38:07 pm »

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #394 on: August 22, 2006, 05:25:22 am »
NOW i know!!! grab the local by the feet and shake him, like in Metal gear!!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #395 on: August 22, 2006, 05:36:43 am »
NOW i know!!! grab the local by the feet and shake him, like in Metal gear!!
YaY, For that!
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #396 on: August 23, 2006, 03:49:25 am »
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #397 on: August 23, 2006, 07:14:03 am »
Tie a thread from the dead guys clothes to the end of the arrow. Pick up bow and shoot the arrow into the top of the level. Swing into another part of the level Tarzan style.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #398 on: August 23, 2006, 08:22:35 pm »
Tie a thread from the almost dead guys clothes to the end of the arrow, and the other end to to his penis. Then fire it from the bow.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #399 on: August 23, 2006, 08:32:23 pm »
Tie a thread from the almost dead guys clothes to the end of the arrow, and the other end to to his penis. Then fire it from the bow.

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Then /piss on him and crouch a couple times really fast near his head to make it look nasty XD

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