Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*  (Read 77908 times)

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #80 on: June 13, 2006, 01:41:51 pm »
call the fish a noob and report him as a haxor

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #81 on: June 13, 2006, 01:45:01 pm »
call the fish a noob and report him as a haxor
Haha I second that.  ;D

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #82 on: June 13, 2006, 03:37:54 pm »
Ebby, read the damn rules :P
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #83 on: June 13, 2006, 04:13:29 pm »
grr how about you amputate your legs off with your knife again, so you can get off the fish.
I'm away.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #84 on: June 13, 2006, 05:33:43 pm »
Perform ninja hand seals and do the  Kawarimi no Jutsu (Body Switch Technique)...

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hahaha narutard !!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #85 on: June 13, 2006, 06:13:26 pm »
I third calling the fish a noob and reporting him

LET THE BASH PIT LIVE ON.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #86 on: June 13, 2006, 08:38:19 pm »
shout at team for being noobs!
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #87 on: June 14, 2006, 02:10:10 am »
Since you had jets last last panel....

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Activate the Jets inside the fish before your legs become severed
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #88 on: June 14, 2006, 03:09:12 am »
pull the Soccom out of your pocket, and blast it in the head
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #89 on: June 14, 2006, 03:29:58 am »
haha
What a pretty picture. Apparently, it's the mode to do it in this moment.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #90 on: June 14, 2006, 06:30:25 am »
Perform ninja hand seals and do the Kawarimi no Jutsu (Body Switch Technique)...

*takes daily medication of anti-naruto pills....*

hahaha narutard !!

YES I KNOW!!!! its a cronic disease!!!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #91 on: June 14, 2006, 07:35:45 am »
/piss

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #92 on: June 14, 2006, 05:37:07 pm »
I think Kyklis wants the little soldat guy to die.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #93 on: June 14, 2006, 05:49:58 pm »
but we dont say what happens to him, we say what he does....I say work the ole MP5 into a scene at least once! make him light him up and swim to the surface, then drag himself up onto a beach and black out to wake up somewhere
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #94 on: June 14, 2006, 06:09:52 pm »
he waits till the end of the round (survival mode)
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #95 on: June 14, 2006, 06:15:29 pm »
molest and gay rape the fish untill it dies....

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #96 on: June 14, 2006, 07:01:33 pm »
but we dont say what happens to him, we say what he does....I say work the ole MP5 into a scene at least once! make him light him up and swim to the surface, then drag himself up onto a beach and black out to wake up somewhere
he doesnt have a gun for all we know.


fight the fish!
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #97 on: June 14, 2006, 11:49:49 pm »
Make him bite back! Just because he may be missing limbs, doesn't mean he has to float there and take it. BITE BACK! ;D

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #98 on: June 15, 2006, 12:09:06 am »
HE swims to the up.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #99 on: June 15, 2006, 12:13:47 am »
I say... you might need to breathe sometime soon. Go up to the surface, because there is not much else to do.

That, or start banging your head against the fishie's teeth in a way to help forget your evil acts.

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