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Offline RabidTreeFrog

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #440 on: September 04, 2006, 05:19:15 pm »
First, go change into the Rambo's clothes, you're a mess. Then impale stuff.
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Offline TropiKo

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #441 on: September 05, 2006, 08:52:10 am »
Go near a Spyke and jump on the upper part of it, then you press x
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Offline Dark Jesus

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #442 on: September 05, 2006, 09:41:11 am »
make him get teh knife and make him throw it at a wall, so that it casues a rupture in purgatory nad makes everythingcolla[se putting him in the battle feild with new weapons
 (HK and knife) =D
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Offline NorrisScott

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #443 on: September 05, 2006, 03:24:19 pm »
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make him get teh knife and make him throw it at a wall, so that it casues a rupture in purgatory nad makes everythingcolla[se putting him in the battle feild with new weapons
(HK and knife) =D

Wow, someone's quite far behind.
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Offline Cato269

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #444 on: September 07, 2006, 02:28:23 am »
explore the miniture hole that the boomstick was in
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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #445 on: September 07, 2006, 03:36:09 am »
Walk off to the left of the screen with the stick and see what's there.
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Offline thenonliner

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #446 on: September 07, 2006, 06:17:11 pm »
Try holding your breath again. If it got you almost RAMBO'DLOLPWNED, then perhaps you could get somewhere else.
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Offline Shadow G-Unit

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #447 on: September 07, 2006, 08:39:37 pm »
Throw a knife in to a portal and make the portal appear behind you and kill you.
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Offline Rainbow Concussion

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #448 on: September 08, 2006, 08:37:26 am »
Bring back the fish, so they can mate.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #449 on: September 09, 2006, 06:28:32 am »
Quote from: Rainbow Concussion on September 08, 2006, 08:37:26 am
Bring back the fish, so they can mate.

Dude, he ripped the fish to pieces, with his own teeth!! :P
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Offline The Chef

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #450 on: September 09, 2006, 09:12:10 am »
Quote from: Zegovia on September 09, 2006, 06:28:32 am
Quote from: Rainbow Concussion on September 08, 2006, 08:37:26 am
Bring back the fish, so they can mate.

Dude, he ripped the fish to pieces, with his own teeth!! :P
psst... its soldat... the fish can respawn
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Offline T-Bone

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #451 on: September 09, 2006, 12:10:15 pm »
i cant beleive this thread is still active! dude i love it.....pike the indian, and cook him for nourishment!
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Quote from: Xxypher on June 30, 2007, 04:12:24 pm
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #452 on: September 09, 2006, 02:30:42 pm »
Quote from: The Chef on September 09, 2006, 09:12:10 am
Quote from: Zegovia on September 09, 2006, 06:28:32 am
Quote from: Rainbow Concussion on September 08, 2006, 08:37:26 am
Bring back the fish, so they can mate.

Dude, he ripped the fish to pieces, with his own teeth!! :P
psst... its soldat... the fish can respawn
LOL, so that means anything can respawn... :P

Date Posted: September 09, 2006, 02:29:30 PM
When are you going to make another scene? Gosh I am getting bored just waiting.
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Offline Eagles_Arrows

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #453 on: September 09, 2006, 03:03:08 pm »
Try and fit that BOOMSTICK into your pants, then hit on a girl.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #454 on: September 09, 2006, 08:53:13 pm »
Light a fire and make some smores using the "boomstick"
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Offline ThunderPantz

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #455 on: September 10, 2006, 10:46:03 pm »
Scan around for some water to wash off, cuz u spat on ur shirt and that truly is disgusting.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #456 on: September 12, 2006, 09:02:07 am »
yell "OMG LOL!!" and throw it into the air.
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Offline Zegovia

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #457 on: September 15, 2006, 06:28:39 am »
*Brings up two high voltage tazers and puts em on Kyklis chest*

COME ON MAN!!! LIVE!!!!!

*Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!!!!*
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Offline Cato269

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #458 on: September 15, 2006, 09:41:21 am »
Quote from: Zegovia on September 15, 2006, 06:28:39 am
*Brings up two high voltage tazers and puts em on Kyklis chest*

COME ON MAN!!! LIVE!!!!!

*Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!!!!*

Your better of just shooting him in the heart, that's enough to shock anyone.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #459 on: September 15, 2006, 04:39:32 pm »
Quote from: Eagles_Arrows on September 09, 2006, 03:03:08 pm
Try and fit that BOOMSTICK into your pants, then hit on a girl.
No matter how big your BOOMSTICK is, I don't think you're going to be bringing a girl home if you're covered in blood, urine, and spit.
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