Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*  (Read 78009 times)

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #460 on: September 15, 2006, 09:36:35 pm »
cut of rambos face and put it in yours

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #461 on: September 15, 2006, 09:55:05 pm »
root through his loin cloth, and find a socom that he took from the "pale face" and go deer hunting for food
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #462 on: September 16, 2006, 01:12:17 am »
Try and fit that BOOMSTICK into your pants, then hit on a girl.
No matter how big your BOOMSTICK is, I don't think you're going to be bringing a girl home if you're covered in blood, urine, and spit.

That's why he should look for water to wash off :D

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #463 on: September 17, 2006, 01:06:57 am »
Well now Go to the forward And try you new BOOMSTICK

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #464 on: September 17, 2006, 02:02:33 am »
JUST DO SOMETHING! how about he skins the indian and wears it so he can fit in with natives
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #465 on: September 17, 2006, 03:29:50 am »
JUST DO SOMETHING! how about he skins the indian and wears it so he can fit in with natives

You're horrible. :P

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #466 on: September 17, 2006, 05:15:13 am »
He proceds to change into ThunderPantz's Pants.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #467 on: September 17, 2006, 06:00:55 am »
He, for absolutely no reason, runs out of strength and drops the BOOMSTICK.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #468 on: September 20, 2006, 05:05:03 pm »
Did Kyklis die again?
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #469 on: September 20, 2006, 05:32:18 pm »
Teh bumpzorz.

Teh warnzorz. Your post is considered spam and I won't tolerate any now that I'm in charge of this section. This thread might be a nice piece of art and humor, but that doesn't mean you can spam just to keep it alive.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #470 on: September 20, 2006, 05:41:13 pm »
I suggest that he kills the rambo before he wakes up and tells his tribe. And take the bow and arrow and look for arrows.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #471 on: September 20, 2006, 06:01:35 pm »
1. Find enemies.
2. Impale them somewhere painful
3. Throw them around a bit ( preferable into other enemies ) with comedic effect.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #472 on: September 20, 2006, 06:10:54 pm »
I wonder what Kyklis's next excuse is when he returns.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #473 on: September 21, 2006, 06:58:21 pm »
Just started and finished reading it all, LOVED it...

I suggest using the "boomstick" as a pole to do that Olympic Games jump and get a good speed to start racing towards the right. I'm not very creative.

Can't wait for the excuse/update!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #474 on: September 22, 2006, 02:10:06 am »
Offtopic: *puts up a for sale sign*

Ontopic: Use the boomstick to stab the poly around you to disconnect it form the other polys.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #475 on: September 22, 2006, 06:04:39 am »
Pole-vault

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #476 on: September 22, 2006, 08:25:37 am »
1. Find enemies.
2. Impale them somewhere painful
3. Throw them around a bit ( preferable into other enemies ) with comedic effect.

The Kyklis Sayed WHAT THE GUY Do, NOt WHAT HAPPEN. Is the key

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #477 on: September 24, 2006, 03:52:25 am »
Mmm'kay, who shot Kyklis?

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #478 on: September 24, 2006, 04:05:51 am »
Well not me..I will wait few days.For the new comic

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #479 on: September 24, 2006, 09:25:53 am »
Take the boomstick, and stab yourself in frusteration!
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.