Author Topic: Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*  (Read 77916 times)

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Offline MofoNofo

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #100 on: June 15, 2006, 03:08:38 am »
He has "sushi"

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #101 on: June 15, 2006, 06:43:08 am »
Do /kill.

This is awesome by the way.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #102 on: June 15, 2006, 06:46:07 am »
Rip off lungs of the dead fish and use them to breathe! You evil, EVIL monster!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #103 on: June 15, 2006, 08:04:16 am »
Realize that soldat dosent have water, and thus... the water dissapears!!

This kind of thread is really damn original!! :D *salutes*

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #104 on: June 15, 2006, 08:21:30 am »
hang around more in the water, and just wait for something else bad to happen.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #105 on: June 15, 2006, 08:57:30 am »
call 911
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #106 on: June 15, 2006, 09:53:48 am »
Pick up the fish's teeth with part of the head attached and use it as a blunt weapon if there are any more enemies.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #107 on: June 15, 2006, 10:33:54 am »
Swim to the surface and wash the blood off.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #108 on: June 15, 2006, 01:28:45 pm »
molest and rape what's left of the fish!111!!!!1!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #109 on: June 15, 2006, 02:58:31 pm »
/piss on the fish corpse.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #110 on: June 15, 2006, 05:52:26 pm »
swim to the top, since hes bound to drown soon, and look for more soldats in the area
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #111 on: June 15, 2006, 06:00:35 pm »
See how long he can hold his breath.

Offline Juggernaut

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #112 on: June 16, 2006, 01:31:04 pm »
molest and rape what's left of the fish!111!!!!1!

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #113 on: June 16, 2006, 03:22:47 pm »
Commit suicide somehow for his evil deed.
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Offline doom290

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #114 on: June 16, 2006, 04:41:58 pm »
A soldat guy jumps in and says, die, moter**** and fires his hk full blast(and its survailal)
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Offline Plonkoon

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #115 on: June 16, 2006, 04:55:19 pm »
First should be swim up, we need to find land soon.

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #116 on: June 16, 2006, 07:06:41 pm »
cry, but since he is underwater nobody knows if he is or not.
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #117 on: June 17, 2006, 03:26:14 pm »
Grab the fish's body parts, then swim up to the surface so you can give it a proper burial.
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Offline kingkitty

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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #118 on: June 18, 2006, 06:48:35 am »
have the guy break his virginity by getting it on with the dead fish!!
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Re: Soldat : Choose your own adventure
« Reply #119 on: June 18, 2006, 08:28:12 am »
have the guy break his virginity by getting it on with the dead fish!!
no! bad! *slaps*

cook the fish and feast.
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan