Soldat : Choose your own adventure *REANIMATED*

[Kyklis]

SUPRISE! I seriously couldn't update because of school computer crash broken internet aliens ....of stuff. Yeah. Let's get right back onto the comic .

Pole-vault

(Cookie to whoever can guess what game i'm referencing )


FWOOM?

[bja888]

WB buddy! Nice panels

Picks up the BFG and goes looking for trouble!

[Sotija]

WOhoo Youre BACK! We dont Have to lock the topic.

Well now

Pick up the BFG ,(If he wakes up)

[Zegovia]

Take the green dudes clothes... jesus christ man, there are children watching!!! 

And then pick up the BFG... 

[Valorman]

Dry wetting yourself so you can wake yourself up.
(warm pee always does the trick)

[Plonkoon]

Definetly disguise yourself, your probably in a green base now and there may be more greenies with badass guns.   

[RabidTreeFrog]

What Zegovia said.

DESTROY 'EM FROM THE INSIDEEE

[ThunderPantz]

Pull out the glass shards and get the guy's green clothes.

Put them on.

Get the gun and check if there still is ammo in it.

[Kyklis]

Picks up the BFG and goes looking for trouble!

And then pick up the BFG... 

Pick up the BFG ,(If he wakes up)

Definetly disguise yourself, your probably in a green base now and there may be more greenies with badass guns.   

...get the guy's green clothes.

Take the green dudes clothes... jesus christ man, there are children watching!!! 

-points to the only green guy around- It's like what I used to do with army men and a lighter .

[XYZ]

Shoot him in the head. Make sure he's down for the count and then take his clothes.

[`GuNs_ReVoLuTioN]

Take his hat and parade around randomly while shooting at the wall!

[That One Guy]

Take the glass out of your body, take green dude's clothes, run off stealthily taking out guards by impaling them with your mighty system of organs.

[bja888]

-points to the only green guy around- It's like what I used to do with army men and a lighter .

lol, and to think what I spent my childhood days doing.


Exit stage up! Soldat Minigun-surfing style.

[Wraithlike]

He's hungry, and he knows that 10k of radioactive green stuff will cook things nicely. Find that fish!

[Sotija]

Try Take The glass out of yourself.(that means Try Heal yourself)

[Cato269]

shoot down to vaporise the floor and desend the building.

[Zegovia]

Walk to the left and see the mayhem the bfg missfire did....

[Thrax]

Try to find some clothes, and explore the base..

[RabidTreeFrog]

pick the glass out of yourself, find clothes (Hell, a fig leaf would do) and then walk left.

[ThunderPantz]

pick up the green clothed guy and carry him with you. If you encounter any people that work there tell them that the green guy is giving the soldat a tour.