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Chainsaw Penguin?
« on: June 26, 2008, 03:17:51 pm »
Chainsaw penguin or loo roll?

I know I need to resize it
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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 03:18:41 pm »
It's flab's guard dog, if bill gates comes near his house it attacks.
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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2008, 03:19:19 pm »
Peeeeenguin.

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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2008, 03:26:05 pm »
It's flab's guard dog, if bill gates comes near his house it attacks.

okay... I didn't understand this ¬.¬
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2008, 03:28:28 pm »
 
It's flab's guard dog, if bill gates comes near his house it attacks.

okay... I didn't understand this ¬.¬
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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2008, 03:40:09 pm »
It's flab's guard dog, if bill gates comes near his house it attacks.
haha, nice.

Yeah, go with the penguin. That other roll thing just looks...boring as hell.
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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2008, 03:43:38 pm »
The roll displays no emooooootion.
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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2008, 03:53:54 pm »
Yes I agree, the Penguin is the best Avater picture on the whole forums :D

And the scroll looks homemade :]

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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2008, 04:00:04 pm »
Pengu it is   8)
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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2008, 04:40:50 pm »
u know there is actually a game called chainsaw penguin or something like that

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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2008, 03:40:13 am »
The chainsaw penguin one looks better.

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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2008, 05:07:58 am »
Mine is better







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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2008, 08:43:38 am »
commy

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« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2008, 01:07:20 pm »
commy

Commie. You just destroyed yourself there.

The penguin is the best.
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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2008, 06:17:31 pm »
oh look at me i'm mangled i'm perfect if someone so much as spells JUST ONE WORD wrong obviously i have to be an asshole

oh wait i forgot i'm always an asshole because i'm mangled

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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2008, 06:43:57 pm »
commy

Commie. You just destroyed yourself there.


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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2008, 06:54:56 pm »
1 UP for ben :(

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« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2008, 09:25:40 pm »
Point being in a 1 word post you got the 1 word wrong.

As if that's not bad enough you did it after having posted the same word correctly in another thread some six minutes earlier.

Yes, I had to point it out because in the last week I've noticed you rapidly become more trollish. So yes, I completely destroyed all that hard work by pointing out the one fuck up you made.
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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2008, 11:44:31 pm »
Yeah I like the pengun more ;) 

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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2008, 09:48:38 am »
Point being in a 1 word post you got the 1 word wrong.

As if that's not bad enough you did it after having posted the same word correctly in another thread some six minutes earlier.

Yes, I had to point it out because in the last week I've noticed you rapidly become more trollish. So yes, I completely destroyed all that hard work by pointing out the one feck up you made.

feel free to point out any little mistake i make because you're sinking pretty low if that's how you want to get back at me for some gay reason that i might have made you butthurt
if i want to find yours i don't need to look to far, just check your post list

also what hard work? i come here and post no need to get your knickers in a twist BUT OH WAIT you're mangled! you're 14 and raging at the world because no one understands you

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« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2008, 03:13:59 pm »
If my attitude offends you then I can't help that. Benjamin.

I mean, if you're going to invent a personality, don't pin it on me when everybody knows it's false whilst the insecure among the forum will go along with it the same way that people might laugh defensively at a joke that really offends them.

It's weakness and you reek of it.
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« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2008, 07:48:22 pm »
oh ok then please tell me how do you offend me? i'm just here for shinyfoos and giggles and now you're pissy at me but guess what? I DON'T CARE i'm here for for fun while my ankle heals
and you know my invented personality shinyfoos on yours anyway because you're determined to act like an asshole neo that knows everything but you feck up because you don't know jack

you assume too much and that's your biggest weakness [you know, since its totally possible to have weaknesses on an internet forum] because everything you said up there is a big fat assumption

i'm not a softcock that assumes I STATE FACTS. so yeah feel free to reform and be a non-asshole forum member or just keep doing what you're doing because i don't care

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« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2008, 08:17:42 pm »
Don't get him on a roll man, just remember he was sucking cocks back in his early posts...

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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2008, 08:20:16 pm »
so were you gosh

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« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2008, 08:33:47 pm »
This post is perfect.
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« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2008, 06:15:05 am »
Net hatred is (retardedly childish) funny as hell...

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« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2008, 11:40:18 am »
oh ok then please tell me how do you offend me? i'm just here for shinyfoos and giggles and now you're pissy at me but guess what? I DON'T CARE i'm here for for fun while my ankle heals
and you know my invented personality shinyfoos on yours anyway because you're determined to act like an asshole neo that knows everything but you feck up because you don't know jack

you assume too much and that's your biggest weakness [you know, since its totally possible to have weaknesses on an internet forum] because everything you said up there is a big fat assumption

i'm not a softcock that assumes I STATE FACTS. so yeah feel free to reform and be a non-asshole forum member or just keep doing what you're doing because i don't care

I have underlined all of the assumptions you made in that post and made all of the downright lies bold.

Who are you to assume I don't know everything? If you think that you don't care then I will always care at least seven times less than you do. I choose to interpret your use of upper case words as a mark of frustration on your part.
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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2008, 01:31:38 pm »
If you think that you don't care then I will always care at least seven times less than you do.

Glad to see it's not a contest or anything.

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« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2008, 01:57:16 pm »
Why don't you just accept the fact that you're both twats and shut up?
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« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2008, 04:10:35 pm »
I readily admit that I'm a twat. But I'm a twat with style.

I'm fairly done.
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« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2008, 04:57:16 am »
hahah you called yourself a twat

cool how lapis drops in and tries to act hardcore

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« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2008, 10:08:32 am »
Cool how Ben drops in and tries to act cool
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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2008, 11:06:11 am »
almost as cool as your amazingly shit comics

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« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2008, 11:39:13 am »
Guys, guys c'mon!

Don't get mad, get glad.

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« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2008, 12:06:27 pm »
OMGLOL XDDDD how randum of u ds dud!11! XDDD
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« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2008, 12:15:09 pm »
Guys, guys c'mon!

Don't get mad, get glad.

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« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2008, 07:44:39 pm »
ds dude i want to travel back in time and push your mother down the stairs when shes pregant with you
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« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2008, 07:52:05 pm »
ds dude i want to travel back in time and push your mother down the stairs

thats really harsh..but i love it.


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« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2008, 10:39:52 am »
almost as cool as your amazingly shinyfoo comics

What comics?
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Re: Chainsaw Penguin?
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2008, 11:22:51 am »
your mums

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« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2008, 12:32:39 pm »
ds dude i want to travel back in time and push your mother down the stairs when shes pregant with you

You'd end up disappearing too, coz you were born in 1998-2000, and he's older.
If you travel back to let's say 1990, you'll vanish because you didn't exist then @_@

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« Reply #41 on: July 01, 2008, 12:57:32 pm »
Fun fact #213: Time travel is impossible.
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« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2008, 03:19:07 pm »
Fun fact #213: Time travel is impossible.

Then your a figment of my imagination!!!
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« Reply #43 on: July 01, 2008, 09:43:16 pm »
Fun fact #213: Time travel is impossible.

fun fact #1: time travel is possible... there's just no method and scientists can't prove its impossible

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« Reply #44 on: July 01, 2008, 09:53:34 pm »
Fun fact #213: Time travel is impossible.

fun fact #1: time travel is possible... there's just no method and scientists can't prove its impossible
yeah, you just have to go faster than the speed of light to do it!
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« Reply #45 on: July 01, 2008, 10:29:08 pm »
fuck einstein

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« Reply #46 on: July 01, 2008, 11:43:51 pm »
Going backwards in time is impossible. Going forwards in time is theoretical.

Of course, viewing the past is entirely easy, providing you are far enough from it and have a powerful enough telescope you watch events that happened thousands of years ago.

Einstein was smarter than you Ben. Can you take that?
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« Reply #47 on: July 02, 2008, 01:06:58 am »
yeah well then how come hes dead

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« Reply #48 on: July 02, 2008, 08:16:45 am »
Einstein was smarter than you Ben. Can you take that?
He also dropped out of high school and was slow to learn to read.
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« Reply #49 on: July 02, 2008, 09:27:57 am »
Einstein also died before you ben.


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« Reply #50 on: July 02, 2008, 12:24:54 pm »
i don't know if i can mannnnnnnnnn

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« Reply #51 on: July 02, 2008, 12:34:22 pm »
Will Ben be able to deal with it?

Will this topic stay open long enough to find out?

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