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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2008, 09:35:14 am »
jfk you're so full of shinyfoo

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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2008, 10:25:18 am »
OH GOD BEN hope he that didn't turn you into an alcoholic tattoed attentionwhoring drop-out that lurks around in soldatforums
Is Flamingo and Mangled* the only people that noticed.

@topic: I almost asked my English intern last year on a date.

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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2008, 12:20:13 pm »
Almost got my friend to ask my Spanish teacher what mierda(spelling?) means. I can't remember anything really specific, but I am always really laid back with the teachers, so I'm sure theres something.
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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2008, 12:31:46 pm »
old teacher of mine listens to death metal and shizz.
always telling stories in the class about concerts he went to and biker fights he had...

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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2008, 02:13:06 am »
i asked my teacher if she beats her children.

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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2008, 10:59:12 pm »
OH GOD BEN hope he that didn't turn you into an alcoholic tattoed attentionwhoring drop-out that lurks around in soldatforums
Is Flamingo and Mangled* the only people that noticed.

@topic: I almost asked my English intern last year on a date.

You know how the rest goes.

almost doesnt count.


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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2008, 11:27:53 pm »
I asked my maths teacher if he played WoW. Turned out, he did.

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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2008, 12:39:55 am »
OH GOD BEN hope he that didn't turn you into an alcoholic tattoed attentionwhoring drop-out that lurks around in soldatforums
Is Flamingo and Mangled* the only people that noticed.

@topic: I almost asked my English intern last year on a date.

You know how the rest goes.

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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2008, 01:20:00 pm »
I spoke at length with my English teacher about the physical attractiveness of the women in my class.

I had a substitute physical education teacher who was extremely hot. I asked her if she spit or swallowed, and she smoothly replied "It depends on the guy."
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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2008, 12:54:48 pm »
I had a substitute physical education teacher who was extremely hot. I asked her if she spit or swallowed, and she smoothly replied "It depends on the guy."
That is so fucking badass. Do people not care about sexual harrasment where you go to school? That's awesome!

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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2008, 01:42:48 pm »
...what grade are you again?
i'm not asking this as a mockey, more because you seem hyped about anything that's even remotely an "18+" material when said or done near your teachers.
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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2008, 01:45:22 pm »
...what grade are you again?
I was in 9th.
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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2008, 02:36:04 pm »
Yeah, another day I was helping my coach (~35) carry plates from the baseball diamond into the gym closet, he told me that he things asian chicks are the sexiest. Then he's like, "So what about you, Joseph? Which girls do you think are the sexiest?" I said, "uhh, any I guess."

I'd consider that "weird". The situation probably could have gotten him fired, but he was cool and I'm not a prick.

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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2008, 03:35:55 pm »
Most of ym teachers are straight with habitsd and all because i am in canada near toronto btu my math teacehrs alwasy talks and talks after teh lesson about games and stuff and news .. wtf some times he plays battlefield2 on his lap top lol.

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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2008, 03:36:24 pm »
I had a substitute physical education teacher who was extremely hot. I asked her if she spit or swallowed, and she smoothly replied "It depends on the guy."
That is so fecking badass. Do people not care about sexual harrasment where you go to school? That's awesome!

I had the guts to turn in this report: http://jrgp.us/writings/hope.doc My GYM teacher loved all the half naked women :)
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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2008, 09:42:38 pm »
gosh why is this all so amazing

didn't any of you go to have a beer with your teachers after school finished?

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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2008, 09:57:14 pm »
I did..but that was in college.  And then they're not teachers anymore, they're professors. 

Although I did a lot of stuff with the teaching assistants too...heh.
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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #37 on: July 18, 2008, 10:40:49 pm »
In 8th grade my gifted class convinced our teacher to teach us sex ed so we could hear her say penis and stuff

And then my engineering teacher last year was the least serious person ever so you could ask him anything and his answer would be just as random

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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2008, 10:54:04 pm »
But can you see why kids like the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Of course. One of the best cereals ever! I wish I could find some these days...

On topic: I never really asked my teachers anything, let alone stupid questions.... although I recall once asking my english teacher "So... We have to write these essays as if the person reading it is a retard?".
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Re: Crazy things you've asked your teachers
« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2008, 11:24:58 pm »
But can you see why kids like the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
although I recall once asking my english teacher "So... We have to write these essays as if the person reading it is a retard?".
And suddenly my thoughts are written on the intarwebz.

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