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Offline Yes

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Soldat Bar 2400
« on: July 23, 2008, 12:52:09 pm »
So the year is 2400 and we have been reborn somehow and here we are sitting in a fancy new bar owned by MM himself. Now we can just do whatever we feel like because its a bar. BUT MM has some rules.

Rules
1) Their are no rules

Ok so if you havent played this before. This is a old game where were in a Bar and we can basically do anything you can imagine to other people, and you just have to add on to the story line, that are playing the game, you just have to state what you are doing.

[example]: Yes:*drinking and talking to MM, then he pulls out a gun and starts shooting everything in site.*
FliesLikeABrick: *shoots yes and waits for him to respawn to shoot him again.*
[/example]
SO i'll begin. O yeah this thread ends at 23 pages, if it gets there.

* sitting and drinking and is waiting to get in a fight, with his brand new, laser knife.*
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Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2008, 12:54:06 pm »
*walks into bar*
*looks around*
*leaves*
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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2008, 01:02:35 pm »
*Strolls into the bar, strutting wildly*
*Paints a pic of Chakra on the wall*
*Smiles at his work, waits for others to arrive*
There are other worlds than these

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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2008, 01:32:59 pm »
*walks in, yawning*
not around

Offline Lumen-Shroom

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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2008, 01:35:40 pm »
*Walks in, lols at the roleplayers, nukes bar.*

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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2008, 01:55:56 pm »
* Lost the game *

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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2008, 02:12:44 pm »
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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2008, 02:24:13 pm »
uhh, you got a BSOD from walking into a gay bar? How the hell?

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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2008, 02:25:51 pm »
* walks in completely naked *
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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2008, 09:06:14 pm »
*gives BondJamesBond my pants, leaving me in boxers. i order pints for both of us, and we have a manly talk about manliness*
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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 10:24:04 pm »
*walks in*
*wonders weither he should bother taking up the job as bartender that he's had since the first Soldat Bar*

"nah...."

*leaves*

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Offline iDante

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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2008, 10:27:05 pm »
*is a panda bear*
*eats*
*shoots*
*and leaves*

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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2008, 10:31:25 pm »
*tries to enter the bar but the bar isn't real*

The End.
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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2008, 10:57:41 pm »
*Asks what a penis is for*
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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2008, 11:03:50 pm »
*Goes in*
*It's empty*
*".....feck it"*
*Leaves with a stolen vodka*
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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2008, 05:54:41 pm »
* shoots everyone and waits for them to respawn.*
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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2008, 10:11:00 pm »
* RESPAWNS*
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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2008, 05:32:49 am »
*spawncamps*
Thanks for standing still, wanker!

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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2008, 05:41:03 am »
* Sits up on bar stool *

*Request servers*

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Re: Soldat Bar 2400
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2008, 05:58:17 am »
*walks in*

tonight i'm gonna have myself a real good time
i feel alive