Weird or Stange Dreams

[El_Spec]

Ever had a dream which it as so weird you had to tell someone about it?  Or just for the fun of it?  We've all had them, post and share them for the fun of it.  I'll give you one I just had the other day and was thinking about it at the very moment.  It's pretty abnormal, so be advised.

I'm not sure how it actually started, but I remember I was either in a Ride-On or the school bus with everyone from my classes.  I don't know how the hell over 300 kids managed to fit there, but hey, dreams are surreal.  Anyway, all my friends were there and along with preps, sluts, etc.  Me and my good friend Matt had a issue with several bitch female friends a while back due to one of them decided to text message us on the phone and basically to shit us because we wouldn't sit with them at lunch.  We usually go to the computer lab to either me play Soldat or check the forum and he just tries to find a way around school blockage so he can watch porn or browse YouTube.  I'm kind of sliding away from the topic, but continuing, I simply walked on the constant moving bus that was driving driverless during the middle of the night and I approach Cara, one of the girls.  I told her mine and Matt's apologies and stuff.  She accepted, then what happened next I still find hard to believe.  Next you now, she seduces me in the MIDDLE OF A MOVING BUS.  People are there, but they don't even seem or notice or care, everone is either drunk or crazy at the moment.  We ended having anal sex and than became good friends.  During this, a former friend of mine has a paintball gun and uses it towards cars driving by and manages to shatter several windows and piss some drivers.  They drive after us but eventually give up and decide to back off.  Then one of the least popular girls in school drops and loses something which I can't remember exactly what it was, but she starts scrambling on the floor looking for it.  Next thing that happens I find even more weird.  Her clothes start to naturally fall off and she slowly becomes exposed.  While this happening, everyone actually notices.  Once she finds what she's looking for, she stands up and turns around.  Everyone's staring at her like a cannibal who hasn't had the taste of flesh in a while.  She looks down only to find the truth.  She tries to cover herself.  All the males begin to blush and the females begin to laugh at her.  Then some perverted guy I know, I think his name is Evan or something simply says to her:

"I don't mean to sound like a pervert, but you have a really nice body".

Suddenly the dream ends and I wake up confused.  I turn my head and blink my eyes several times.  I rub my hand against the top of my head and thought to myself

"I'm one fucked up person".  After that I went back to sleep.

Definitely one of the weirdest moments of my life without a doubt.  I've had strange stuff before, but this is a whole NEW level.

[jrgp]

I absolutely hate sleeping in strange places, especially when it's in the middle of the day and there are people closeby. One day, I was sleeping on one of my grandparent's couches and was dreaming that I was jacking off. I woke up because I thought I heard something, looked down and thought the faded logo on my shirt was cum. I don't think I've ever been so scared in my entire life.

A while back I had a nightmare about the haunted St. Augustine place down in Florida. I thought to myself, where did all the dead pirates body's go a few hundred years ago or whenever they decided to die in that area. I dreamed that they all came to life and tried to kill my family.

I've dreamed that people I've known who have died have came back to life, but not actually done anything. Just to show that they came back and be some kind of, I don't know, symbolic trophy of life or some weird ass shit.

The most often kind of dreams I get are of emails I'm expecting to receive and certain topics on this forum, and comments on Facebook. Pretty sad, right?

In all honesty, I HATE dreaming.

[Demonic]

Haha, okay, two things:

1) I really wish you had NOT shared this with us.
2) You're absolutely okay, it's just sexual frustration. Get on women ( quite literally ) and it will be more tolerable. Kind of.

[a-4-year-old]

Dreaming about wanking? Get the hell off that command prompt and get yourself an imagination.

I just had a dream were I was a sniper on a three man squad in some kind of jungle place and we killed a bunch of people, floated down a river then met our objective. I killed a guy with a knife.

[El_Spec]

It's NOT a dream where I'm trying to get laid alright?  Well, maybe it is, somewhat, not really.  It was just the weirdest thing ever, if only you had it, then you'd know what I felt like.  I think my post on it was horrible on describing it properly.

[Chariot]

I dreamed I was going to buy oreos with David Duchovny.

[Pie]

I don't have many dreams really, i dunno if that's weird or not, I never seem to dream.


Although i've had a few strange ones.

I had a dream that I was sitting on a chair next to my bed watching myself sleep when someone climbed through the window and walked up to me, I kept trying to wake myself up at first, I would shake myself, yell, slap myself but to no avail. The person was holding a knife and they leaned over my sleeping figure, that I was watching, and I grabbed their arm and they looked at me and I remember waking up and staring at what I thought was a person dressed in black, but it was really just a jumper hanging up on a hanger near my wardrobe. I freaked out and didn't sleep for a few hours.

I've also had dreams were I was talking to people, and telling them how to do something, i.e how to bake a cake, but everytime i'd tell them to do it, they'd cock it up and i'd get frustrated and i'd make mistakes. Then i'd start just trailing off onto things and everytime i'd say something else that was irrelevant, i'd teleport to a strange place, like i remember running through a door and finding myself in a sewer, then into a bar, then into a church. Then i'd stop and realise that it's absurd to think that any of these places would connect to eachother and i'd wake up.


I'd also have dreams about roller coasters and them crashing as I plummet from the very highest point, the track would break or be broken halfway down and i'd wake up with a sensation of someone falling from a large hight before falling asleep again.

I also wake up with cramps in my legs some times and yell and roll of the bed onto the owwden floor, before getting up and going back to sleep.


I'm not weird...

[Captain Ben]

ANAL SEX RULES

[poopdogg]

wet dream?

[Snow]

I dreamed I was going to buy oreos with David Duchovny.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!

Anyway, I've had plenty of weird dreams in my day. 2 of the most prominent and what felt so real until I woke up are:

When I was 17 -18, I fell asleep for a short bit on the busride home.. I think I only slept like 3 minutes. I dreamt that I was on this funky looking airship thing or air vehicle... well they basically looked like flying pyramids and some a spider standing on a square platform. I was flying through thick clouds - kind of like the cloud city scene from Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back. Though I actually hadn't seen the movie yet at that time. The ship I was flying was hundreds of years old and I can remember cursing in another language. If that wasn't bizarre enough, I could read the bizarre heiroglyphic like language on the ships controls. The dream only lasted a few seconds longer as I realized I was being chased by a slave-ship - one of those spider-like ships. I recognized the ship as a slaveship in the dream because whatever world that was had slave drivers that kidnapped strays or loners they could catch flying by.

The second dream was later and most likely brought on by an anti-depressant that I was wrongly prescribed. I was on the outskirts of some city in the early winter time. I was a totally different person - I must have been 40 in the dream. I had a wife, kids and a lifetime of memories of that person. (This is one of the reasons why this dream felt so damn real). I was standing next to my father or well the father of the person I was. In the distance I could see the city center. Next thing I knew, the ground started to shake. We looked up and missle after missle were heading towards the center. I saw a big flash from one of the explosions, grabbed my old man and ducked into the ditch. Next thing I saw, felt and heard was the massive shockwave from the blast. I watched it take down a building 100 feet away. I can remember that I realized my old man had alzheimers and appeared to be crying, but I passed out.

I woke up again next to a gutted car that still had it's radio working. All I could hear was some rambling about some invasion. I started making my way toward the city core and found a group of armed partisan fighters. They started talking about "the aliens". I was given weapons and for the next while we fought our way towards the core. I guess I knew what I was doing and I was originally part of this group and meant to meet up with them. We fought more aliens close to a tall building that had a ton of satellite dishes and cables wrapped around it. We got inside and then 2 of us split from the main group. They stayed at the base of the building to defend it. Me and this other partisan climbed flights of stairs until we came to a room where people were sitting hunched over computers. There were thick cables everywhere connecting them all. Most disturbing was that there were also cables that were shoved into the backs of the heads of all the unconscious people. On the screens was nothing but code and text scrolling at lightning speed. The guy that came with me said that "they were using the brains of these people to access and upload all "our" data". I guess basically the brain if wired up correctly could compute faster than any machine. I dunno. This was the end of the dream and I was left with a disturbing choice: To either shoot the people enslaved in this device and unwittingly transmitting data to the enemy, which would also give them dignity and put them out of their misery - if they were conscious and feeling pain OR leave them until we could get scientific and medical personnel so that there was a chance they could be unhooked from the machine and saved. At the point I woke up.

[Graham]

I have had a ton-lot load of strange dreams. One of the most memorable was when I was about 14 I think:

There was a big cement hole in my back yard. A very pretty young lady in a white dress was in the middle and the grim reaper walked around her. I was with a few kids just watching and for some reason the kids I was with decided to shoot the grim reaper with a bb gun. Well that got the reaper mad and it chased us inside. We had to give it loaves of bread everyday so it wouldn't come inside and kill us. We eventually found a way out and escaped. Instead of us actually escaping I was just transported to a park where I was currently having a conversation with someone. I look over and I am having a casual conversation with satan. About that time a crazed santa claus starts to chase me. I run of course and try to hide in a building I thought was emtpy, oh no my friend I ended up running onto a stage where some rapper was performing. He handed me the mic and said something like, "You're on homie."

One I just remembered while typing up that one was very recent:

Me and my brother were trapped on my property by some serial killer. He didn't lock us up for anything he just watched us constantly so whenever we tried walk into the woods or off the property he would somehow get us back into the house. The entire dream was us basically running around my property scared out of our minds. We actuallly got away from him towards the end, in which we went into a shed. We thought we could get some supplies from there but instead we found a rotting corpse, the flesh had rotted onto the chair it was in and it was just a puddle of flesh and bones basically. However the television in the room was set up to change the channel every second or so. From there we sprinted into the woods and I woke up scared out of my mind. I can still see a faint image of the corpse... it can weird me out.

Another one I just remembered was for some reason a very disturbing dream to me:

I was getting a tour through an open field with what seemed to be a class. When all of the sudden I was separated from my group and was faced by a floating door. I walk through this door only to end up in the kitchen of some diner. Then I notice the food they are cooking looks awful strange. They are cooking people alive and serving them to customers. I look at the chefs and they are rotting zombies. I made a break for the door and everyone in the join starts clawing at me to try and kill/eat me. Soon as I get out of the diner I am back in the field with the floating door infront of me, which I go in again. This happened about 3 times before I woke up.

One dream that for some reason freaked me out was one that was basically the same thing over and over again.

I was in a nice restaurant and knew there were people in the place trying to kill me.  I give them the slip but soon as I get out the door its like I am running knee deep in tar, while the killers are running like normal. Everytime I get out something different happens but with me getting killed and reappearing in the restaurant.

Haven't had anything in the past few days that really stuck with me though.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

When I was 4, I dreamed that construction vehicles were trying to eat me.  It was pretty weak.  Also around that time, I had a dream where I was in our living room and looked out the window to see giant dimes in a red sky.

I commonly have dreams where everything is fuzzy, and I keep squinting to see what's going on.

The best dreams, though, are the adventure dreams.  These are dreams where you're traveling through large canyons, or looking at huge structures, or going through exotic places.  I still remember a dream where I was by the side of a large rectangular pool, with a color palette of dark greyish maroons and greens, or one where I was in Antarctica (or some icy place), where everything was cold and desolate.

The dreams that really make you think and feel, like the ones I listed, are the best ones.  You wake up and you just want to keep playing it over and over again in your mind so that you don't forget what the dream was about.

[ColonD]

I had a dream I was spiderman (the classic one) and was swinging through the city, not really connected to anything and I saw a guy pointing a black gun at two people. I shot a string of web and stole the guy's gun (while still, somehow, mysteriously, suspended in the air). I used the gun to shoot him in the face. It was a fantastic dream until I tried to jump over a large puddle and fell in and drowned.

One of my personal favourites is a war inside a craft store. I was buying some charcoal when suddenly a bloody paper airplane flew past my head and stabbed the cashier in the right eye (he was asian and wearing just white.) I ducked behind a tin garbage can and shots started going off in the store. I killed some guy with a piece of my charcoal and started to run. I noticed this man dressed up in a cheap tree costume (with his face exposed at the knot-hole) running with an AK made of Crayons. He called it the A-Crayola 47 and he preceeded to kill the mass numbers of Ronald McDonalds that appeared. He told me he only eats the red ones last (crayons.) I was chased into a crevice the width of my hand and I fell into a pit of spikes. I woke up in the air (wtf?) and fell on my bed.

Anybody ever wake up in the air and fall on your bed, especially after a flying dream (I get them all the time)? I think it might be a full-body spasm... OR...

... Levitation in sleep? There are parts of our brain we don't normally use while conscious...

[Smegma]

... Levitation in sleep? There are parts of our brain we don't normally use while conscious...

There are parts of are penis we dont use when we are awake.

Wet dreams?

[Captain Ben]

do you mean when you dream you're falling and you wake up feeling like you've slammed into the bed?

i get those all the time

[a-4-year-old]

do you mean when you dream you're falling and you wake up feeling like you've slammed into the bed?

i get those all the time

ditto, it happens just before I fall asleep.

[Mangled*]

In all honesty, I HATE dreaming.

Dreaming is nice. I find it relaxing to just allow your imagination take over and not be able to control it. It can tell you things about yourself that you don't already know.

I often have dreams about the world ending or watching people dying whilst I stand there in situations where I can't help them.... I love having really long dreams, the ones where several different dreams fuse together as a flowing, seamless dream and I enjoy trying to recall it throughout the following day(s).

[The Philanthropist]

I am so positive I have a dream every night and just never remember it. Some mornings I will know I dreamt about something, but not remember what it is.

[Kerrazyeye]

I used to be terrified of zombies. Its all resident evil 2's fault. I watched my brother play it when i was young (and theres zombies arms popping out of the wall grabbing you inside and shit). I had tons of reoccurring dreams after that. One is just where i hear a creak when Im sleeping, and a fucking zombie charges out of my closet and eats me alive.

Another is when I'm walking around in the park outside my house, and the zombies are moving slowly, and theres some hellgate or oblivion style portal on the street, and some scary zombie demon bitch comes through (kinda like D2's andariel) charges me and I wake up.

I also dont leave my feet hanging over the bed. I dont remember what movie, but something under the bed grabs your feet, slams you on the floor and pulls you under the bed.

Then I have those seamless adventure dreams that you swear youve been dreaming damn near all night. If I go back to bed fast enough I can pick up where I left off.

[HOFFMANN]

in my last dream my school was surrounded by 1000 neo-nazis, all breaking in for ONE reason....to find me and kill me (sounds kinda stupid but was scary and realistic as hell)
anyway i was running around the school, trying to escape...but there were nazi skinheads everywhere, beating up random ppl....somehow i managed to escape, i looked back and the school was on fire....i was running home...camping from bush to bush cause city was FULL of nazis...luckily i got home safe and the dream ended happily

the dream is acutally associated with some dangerous shiz in my real life which i don't want to talk about lol...but i know a reason why i saw smth like this

Date Posted: July 25, 2008, 01:49:12 amanyone had lucid dream or o.o.b.e?
i had twice....absolutely fantastic experience =D