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Offline mRsH

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I cheat? You suck
« on: July 28, 2008, 03:56:41 am »
Hello guys! I'm mRsH, pretty new at this forum but
not in soldat. I play for a long long time... I quit
6 months ago and I'm back now.

I still have the power to kill noobs very easily, so
I had a little chat with a noob:

Noob:YOU CHEAT! YOU CHEAT!
Me:Dude turn off then caps lock
Noob:YOU CHEAT MAN *Boom, dead*
Noob: YOU KILL ME TALKING
Me:Dude I dont cheat and I dont understand you much
Noob:IM PL YOU CHEAT
Me:No I'm Daniel, nice to meet you.
Noob:NO NO YOU CHET
Me:Dude wtf do you want from me?
Noob: YOU GOT ALOT HP AND YOU SHOOT ME 1 TIME I DIE
Me:Well, thats because I'm using Barret
Noob: WHAT IS BARRET
Me:A weapon that kills in 1 hit
Noob:I LEAVE SERVER
Me:Bye

I got a screenshot, wont upload from sum' reason.

You guys got anything to say?
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Offline Kagesha

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2008, 04:04:11 am »
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Offline iDante

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2008, 04:12:02 am »
You guys got anything to say?
Get out of pubs and it'll aalllll go away. If that fails...
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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2008, 04:15:39 am »
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Nah, it's fun to frustrate noobs lol. I bet that guy was called Major lol. gg! ;)

Offline Ziem

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2008, 04:17:03 am »
You say that you've played soldat for a long time, but still you haven't got used to nabs on publics? Lmao.

Offline mRsH

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2008, 04:19:55 am »
You say that you've played soldat for a long time, but still you haven't got used to nabs on publics? Lmao.
I usually play with my friends/pros.
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Offline Hair|Trigger

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2008, 04:25:26 am »
He handled the situation well by the looks of it.  however I doubt that was real or anything.  Since when were they that retarded that they compalin about barret killing in 1 shot?

Unless he was a first timer..  but why would he compain about cheating still?
« Last Edit: July 28, 2008, 04:27:01 am by Hair|Trigger »

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Offline mRsH

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2008, 05:00:05 am »
He handled the situation well by the looks of it.  however I doubt that was real or anything.  Since when were they that retarded that they compalin about barret killing in 1 shot?

Unless he was a first timer.. but why would he compain about cheating still?
It's real, and some noobs are really weird.
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Offline Dusty

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2008, 05:57:34 am »
I that kind of situation I'd just shut up. You're making a jerk of yourself too by keep "fighting" and by posting this here.

Offline MY_FIREMAN_IS_HUGE

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2008, 07:53:50 am »
And why won't it upload?
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Offline Laser Guy

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2008, 07:58:09 am »
I feel sorry for you, some (if only some :( ) poles are just fucking stupid assholes and don't get a single thing. Sometimes I just feel ashamed I'm Polish because of people like that. You know there are even guilds in games like WoW that don't accept poles for that kind of reason?
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Offline Lord Frunkamunch

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2008, 08:41:57 am »
Is it like a right of passage here to bltch about the inferior pub-goers here amongst listening ears?

"Yeah, so I was pwning up on these guys (they really sucked) and one of them was like "u hax lol im gay" and I was like "I dont hax, u just suck.

Discuss."



Hey soldatforums. I stubbed my toe on a rock the other day. It really hurt, and I think it may have broken the nail. To those of you to whom this has heppened: How did you feel about it? I honestly think this will incite some great discussion, considering all the varied opinions about whether or not stubbing your toe is enjoyable.

"Man, I feel your pain. This happened to me JUST THE OTHER DAY. It hurt for a while, but you just have to pick up your foot and move on."

"fukin rocks, i wish theyd just stay out of our roads."

"Just avoid the rocks. It'll eventually stop happening"

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2008, 09:03:26 am »
I call my toes furniture detectors for when you're walking around the house in the dark.

I think this thread should be in Soldat Moments, really.
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Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol and Less Than 2% Natural Flavour... make Lemonade!

Offline Shadow G-Unit

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2008, 09:42:48 am »
Why does this really matter? I mean, you spent your time creating a thread about a b*tching n00b. That's low man, some people are like that and just ignore them. Nice signature.


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Offline DragonSlayer

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2008, 10:18:36 am »
If you were actually any good you wouldn't be spending your time proving it with stupid topics on forums.

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Offline Scorpian

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2008, 11:47:08 am »
lol pubbies

Offline Pragma

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2008, 12:54:11 pm »
Hey soldatforums. I stubbed my toe on a rock the other day. It really hurt, and I think it may have broken the nail. To those of you to whom this has heppened: How did you feel about it? I honestly think this will incite some great discussion, considering all the varied opinions about whether or not stubbing your toe is enjoyable.

"Man, I feel your pain. This happened to me JUST THE OTHER DAY. It hurt for a while, but you just have to pick up your foot and move on."

"fukin rocks, i wish theyd just stay out of our roads."

"Just avoid the rocks. It'll eventually stop happening"

"I'm a sarcastic dickhole. This is why your thread is stupid"

I think you just managed to distill the essence of the entire internet.

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake.  Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

Offline UnknownSniper

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2008, 01:29:18 pm »
This thread brings 1 quote to mind;
"Ah, the internet. Giving voiceless, pubescent young teens a place to rant about everyone in their lives to a bunch of people who either think it's funny or want to rape them. "

Anywho,
Pointless thread and I doubt you're as good as you let on.
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But I traded that for Cocaine and a whore
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Offline Nubism

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2008, 09:45:20 pm »
that's why i am playing 1.3.1 xD

Offline Norbo

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Re: I cheat? You suck
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2008, 02:58:43 am »
This thread brings 1 quote to mind;
"Ah, the internet. Giving voiceless, pubescent young teens a place to rant about everyone in their lives to a bunch of people who either think it's funny or want to rape them. "

Anywho,
Pointless thread and I doubt you're as good as you let on.
Thats from uncyclopedia...
And yes, this is pointless, just ignore the noobs and keep on owning them, if they vote you (if they know how) just join another server...