Chakra?

[Slashnoob]

some months ago you stated that you're in a financial distress or something of sort.
well, havn't heard from you anymore (maybe because i'm not on IRC?).
as the person that hated you the most in the barretard era, i'm really worried about how you're doing now. what's going on? you solved your financial problems? are you even alive?

if that thread was a joke than screw you homo, but if not that i have to admit i'm alittle concerned about how you're doing.

[jrgp]

I haven't seen him in IRC, and I've been going in #soldat.forums a lot lately. He hasn't posted anything here since July 9th, even. But I think the weirdest thing of all can be seen with the screenshot I'm attaching..

[Laser Guy]

Bring back
bring back
bring back my Chakra to me
to me!

[poopdogg]

Bring back
bring back
bring back my Chakra to me
to me!

oohh..oohh I know that song hmm............... I forgot

[Laser Guy]

It's "My Chakra Lies over the Ocean"
   
    My Chakra lies over the ocean
    My Chakra lies over the sea
    My Chakra lies over the ocean
    Oh bring back my Chakra to me

    Bring back, bring back
    Bring back my Chakra to me, to me
    Bring back, bring back
    Bring back my Chakra to me

    Last night as I lay on my pillow
    Last night as I lay on my bed
    Last night as I lay on my pillow
    I dreamed that my Chakra was dead

    Bring back, bring back
    Bring back my Chakra to me, to me
    Bring back, bring back
    Bring back my Chakra to me

    Oh blow ye the winds o'er the ocean
    And blow ye the winds o'er the sea
    Oh blow ye the winds o'er the ocean
    And bring back my Chakra to me

    Bring back, bring back
    Bring back my Chakra to me, to me
    Bring back, bring back
    Bring back my Chakra to me

    The winds have blown over the ocean
    The winds have blown over the sea
    The winds have blown over the ocean
    And brought back my Chakra to me

    Bring back, bring back
    Bring back my Chakra to me, to me
    Bring back, bring back
    Bring back my Chakra to me

[jrgp]

I feel Chakra creepin', I can see Chakra from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.
And possibly bend Chakra over.
Look back and watch me
Smack Chakra, all on the floor,
Smack Chakra, give me some more,
Smack Chakra, 'till Chakra get sore
Smack Chakra, oooh.
Smack Chakra, all on the floor,
Smack Chakra, give me some more,
Smack Chakra, 'till Chakra get sore,
Smack Chakra, oooh.

Up front style. Ready to attack now.
Pull in the parking lot slow with the lack down.
Convicts got the whole thing packed down.
Step in the club. The wardrobe intact now.
I feel it. Go on and crack now.
Ooh, I see it. Don't let back now.
Im'a call her. Then I put the mack down.
Money? No problem. Pocket full of Chakra now.

I feel Chakra creepin', I can see Chakra from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.
And possibly bend Chakra over.
Look back and watch me
Smack Chakra, all on the floor,
Smack Chakra, give me some more,
Smack Chakra, 'till Chakra get sore
Smack Chakra, oooh.
Smack Chakra, all on the floor,
Smack Chakra, give me some more,
Smack Chakra, 'till Chakra get sore,
Smack Chakra, oooh.

Ooh! Looks like another club banger.
They better hang on.
When I throw this thang on.
Get a little drink on. They goin' flip.
[ Smack Chakra lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
For this Toumaz bollocks. Chakra can bank on it.
Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws.
The way she climbs up and down them poles.
Lookin' like one of them Pretty Cat Dolls.
Tryna hold my woody back through my drawers.
Steps off stage, didn't think I saw her.
Creeps up behind me and she's like, Chakra're -
I'm like, yeah I know, let's cut to the chase.
No time to waste. Back to my place.
Plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away.
Or more like a palace, shall I say.
And plus I got a pal. Every gal is game.
In fact he's the one singing the song Chakra's playing!
(Toumaz!)

I feel Chakra creepin', I can see Chakra from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.
And possibly bend Chakra over.
Look back and watch me
Smack Chakra, all on the floor,
Smack Chakra, give me some more,
Smack Chakra, 'till Chakra get sore
Smack Chakra, oooh.
Smack Chakra, all on the floor,
Smack Chakra, give me some more,
Smack Chakra, 'till Chakra get sore,
Smack Chakra, oooh

Eminem's rollin', D an' them rollin'.
Boo an' Oh Marvelous an' them rollin'.
Women just hoin'.
Big booty rollin'.
Soon I be all in them an' throwin D.
Hittin' no less than 3.
Block will style like wee, wee.
Girl, I can tell Chakra want me, 'cause lately.

I feel Chakra creepin', I can see Chakra from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.
And possibly bend Chakra over.
Look back and watch me
Smack Chakra, all on the floor,
Smack Chakra, give me some more,
Smack Chakra, 'till Chakra get sore
Smack Chakra, oooh.
Smack Chakra, all on the floor,
Smack Chakra, give me some more,
Smack Chakra, 'till Chakra get sore,
Smack Chakra, oooh.

[Laser Guy]

I gues this is "Smack Chakra" right?

[Shadow G-Unit]

Well, he has a life you know. Maybe...he got married.

[Laser Guy]

If so, today homosexuals cry and weep...

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

Dang it...I recognize posters by their avatar and sig, not their names.  Because of the recent swapping shenanigans, I had thought for a second that Shadow G-Unit was Chakra.

Curse you, you poser! *sniff*

[Slashnoob]

same here gamer

[TBDM]

Chakra up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Chakra,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra )

Chakra up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Chakra,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra )

Chakra up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat (OH!)
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Chakra
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

Chakra up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Chakra,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra)

Chakra up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Chakra,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra )

I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat (OH!)
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Chakra , I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

Chakra  up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Chakra,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra )

Chakra up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Chakra,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Chakra)

[EnEsCe]

This thread has potential win.

Posting in it.

[Chariot]

Saw him in Leo's CTF a couple of days ago.

[Rainbow Concussion]

Thread hijacked. Thread is now "put chakra in your favorite songs"

Just a small town chakra
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Just a chakra boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Chakras waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their chakras searching
In the night
Streetlights, chakra
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin', somewhere in the night

Workin' hard to get my fill
Chakra wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Chakras were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Chakra waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their chakras searching
In the night
Streetlights, chakra
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin', somewhere in the night

[Instrumental Interlude]

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlights, chakra
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlights, CHAKRA. BYAAAAAAAAAAH

[jrgp]

Thread hijacked. Thread is now "put chakra in your favorite songs"

Prison gates won't open up for me
On these hands and knees I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for Chakra
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
All I need is Chakra
Come please I'm callin'
And oh I scream for Chakra
Hurry I'm feckin', I'm feckin'

[Chorus:]
Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show Chakra what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings I'm feckin'
And all I see is Chakra
These city walls ain't got no love for me
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And oh I scream for Chakra
Come please I'm callin'
And all I need from Chakra
Hurry I'm feckin', I'm feckin'

[Chorus]

Hurry I'm feckin'

All I need is Chakra
Come please I'm callin'
And oh, I scream for Chakra
Hurry I'm feckin', I'm feckin', I'm feckin'

[Chorus]

Hurry I'm feckin'

Dang it...I recognize posters by their avatar and sig, not their names.  Because of the recent swapping shenanigans, I had thought for a second that Shadow G-Unit was Chakra.
Curse you, you poser! *sniff*

Same.

[bja888]

This thread has potential win.

Posting in it.

I like the way you think.

[Captain Ben]

HEY DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN LOUNGE THREADS WERE INTERESTING

[Dascoo]

HEY DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN LOUNGE THREADS WERE INTERESTING

Lounge threads were never interesting.

[jrgp]

HEY DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN LOUNGE THREADS WERE INTERESTING

Anyone remember the olden days when Cap'n Ben wasn't active and lounge threads mostly made sense and weren't chock full of spam?

@topic:


If I say I don't need anyone
I can say these things to Chakra
'Cause
I can turn on any one
Just like I turned on Chakra
I've got a tongue like a razor
A sweet switchblade knife
And I can do Chakra favors
But then Chakra'll do whatever I like

Chorus:

Here I am
And Chakra're a Rocket Queen
I might be a little Chakrang
But honey I ain't naive
Here I am
And Chakra're a Rocket Queen oh yeah
I might be too much
But honey Chakra're a bit obscene

I've seen everything imaginable
Pass before these eyes
I've had everything that's tangible
Honey Chakra'd be surprised
I'm a sexual innuendo
In this burned out paradise
If Chakra turn me on to anything
Chakra better turn me on tonight

Chorus

I see Chakra standing
Standing on Chakrar own
It's such a lonely place for Chakra
For Chakra to be
If Chakra need a shoulder
Or if Chakra need a friend
I'll bee here standing
Until the bitter end
No one needs the sorrow
No one needs the pain
I hate to see Chakra
Walking out there
Out in the rain
So don't chastise me
Or think I, I mean Chakra harm
Of those that take Chakra
Leave Chakra strung out
Much too far
Baby-yeah

Don't ever leave me
Say Chakra'll always be there
All I ever wanted
Was for Chakra
To know that I care