BEARDS!

[TBDM]

rock'n'roll series.
ZZ!

[Exodus]

ZZTOPZ!

[Graham]

Yes?

[The Geologist]

Yes.

[a-4-year-old]

Geo is secretly jealous of the beard.

[The Geologist]

It's not a secret. :/

[jrgp]

I've already got a really deep voice, all I need now is facial hair / beard. Then I'll really be able to get into strip clubs and XMarts!!

[Graham]

No, no you won't.

[Flamingo]

I've already got a really deep voice, all I need now is facial hair / beard. Then I'll really be able to get into strip clubs and XMarts!!

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

[iDante]

The dude on the right in the sig looks like he just got bit in the crotch by a dog and is trying to keep a straight face for the camera.

[Mangled*]

I've already got a really deep voice, all I need now is facial hair / beard. Then I'll really be able to get into strip clubs and XMarts!!

jrgp you're doomed to forever look like a 11 year old.

[Iron Man]

The dude on the right in the sig looks like he just got bit in the crotch by a dog and is trying to keep a straight face for the camera.

his last name is beard too.. hmm.. somethings missing from him.. can't quite place it though

[TBDM]

it's a joke that he has no beard.

[echo_trail]

It's not a secret. :/

Geo loves anything old and stoned.

[TBDM]

It's not a secret. :/

Geo loves anything old and stoned. hard

[jrgp]

I've already got a really deep voice, all I need now is facial hair / beard. Then I'll really be able to get into strip clubs and XMarts!!

jrgp you're doomed to forever look like a 11 year old.

If I was allowed to post pics I'd prove you wrong. Very wrong.

[Mangled*]

You're allowed. Go ahead. Prove me wrong.

[jrgp]

You're allowed. Go ahead. Prove me wrong.

jrgp - i'm eating right now - bright red beans dispersed in my pasty white mash - hence i'm issueing this warning. Another pic of you and you're banned.


You can only post a pic of yourself if any one of the following circumstances is met in the photo:

• You pass the age of 20
• You're driving a shriner car.
• You're shaking hands with a Bollywood star.
• Engaging in a -highly- criminal activity.
• Hidiously and incoherently drunk.
• Sitting in the front row of a destruction derby audience while wearing a bullseye t-shirt.
• Pimped out ghetto style and covered in diamonds, surrounded by a possé of large dangerous looking black men.
• Drinking bleach.
• Stagediving at a morris dance festival.
• Having sex with a motorcycles exhaust pipe.
• Boasting an arsenal of firearms and explosives, with 'that look' before going into an american high school.
• Holding up a fatty snack based product that is uncannily shaped like a religious figure.
• Being insulted to the point of crying by Jeff Goldblum, or Patrick Stewart.
• Taking a screenshot of a donation you're about to make to The Chak Foundation.
• Wearing a paper bag with no holes in it over your head.
• Dressed as Mogli from Jungle Book.
• Have exactly 17 shelled peanuts in your mouth.
• Marching in front of a black pride demonstration.
• Doing a moderately impressive stunt on a lawnmower.
• Covered in blood. Not necessarily your own.
• A scenario that unmistakably looks as if taken from the original Wizard of Oz film.

Nothing else will be accepted.


Heres a pic of me. I forget if I've shared it already.

[Mangled*]

Put on some red/orange shorts and you can pull off the Mogli look ... or the drinking bleach one.

[a-4-year-old]

Put on some red/orange shorts and you can pull off the Mogli look ... or the drinking bleach one.

the bleach might take off some of the pimples, I think he should go with that one.