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Offline Blue-ninja

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Best quotes of SF
« on: August 13, 2008, 11:58:10 pm »
...yeah, forum quotes, or from #soldatforums. I could have started this much later in 2008, but what the hey, it's summer. :/

For quoting forum quotes, you can have them in a IRC-like format, but you're going to have to provide the direct link to where they were said for proof.

tl;dr, best and favorites.

<Dascoo> WHY IS BEN SUCH A CAPITALIST
<Captain Ben> WHY ARE YOU SO ASIAN

^ http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?topic=1235.msg343253#msg343253 ^
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Offline frogboy

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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2008, 12:44:12 am »
http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?action=profile;u=68;sa=showPosts

go nuts

(actually nothing funny has been said on this website in the past 3 years)
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Offline Chariot

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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2008, 01:05:00 am »
Anything jrgp says.
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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2008, 04:59:43 am »
SF was never funny.
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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 05:53:14 am »
what
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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2008, 06:10:31 am »
<jrgp> I really wish I knew why my cum always smells like piss
<jrgp> feck! wrong window

<mar77a>Hey Bricks, checkout ruby from backend
<Chakra>I'll backend your ruby any day
<mar77a> Wrong channel, eh, guv?

<frogboy>jrgp you are the gayest person ever
<jrgp>I bet you're the best piece of ass in three consecutive states
<Amblin>ooh snap BURNN!!!
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Offline Android id:073

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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2008, 06:16:13 am »
jrgp your such a nerd burger
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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2008, 07:08:17 am »
Quote from: jrgp on August 14, 2008, 06:10:31 am
<frogboy>jrgp you are the gayest person ever
<jrgp>I bet you're the best piece of ass in three consecutive states
<Amblin>ooh snap BURNN!!!
this exchange never happened. for one i'd come up with something more interesting than "you are the gayest person ever" and two you have epilepsy
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Offline Nems

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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2008, 07:15:55 am »
Quote from: jrgp on August 14, 2008, 06:10:31 am
<jrgp> I really wish I knew why my cum always smells like piss
<jrgp> feck! wrong window

Yeah, that's hilarious.
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Offline jrgp

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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2008, 07:17:23 am »
Quote from: frogboy on August 14, 2008, 07:08:17 am
Quote from: jrgp on August 14, 2008, 06:10:31 am
<frogboy>jrgp you are the gayest person ever
<jrgp>I bet you're the best piece of ass in three consecutive states
<Amblin>ooh snap BURNN!!!
this exchange never happened. for one i'd come up with something more interesting than "you are the gayest person ever" and two you have epilepsy

If it wasn't you, then it was Explosives.
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Offline Pie

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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2008, 07:29:25 am »
Quote from: Nems on August 14, 2008, 07:15:55 am
Quote from: jrgp on August 14, 2008, 06:10:31 am
<jrgp> I really wish I knew why my cum always smells like piss
<jrgp> feck! wrong window

Yeah, that's hilarious.
That just begs the question, why do you smell your own ejaculate?

That's fucked up...

Though, i was wondering why you have Malcolm X as your signature....?
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Offline jrgp

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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2008, 07:32:26 am »
The answer to both your questions: why not?
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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2008, 08:18:17 am »
jrgp: Ultravirgin.

Note a quote, a pathetic fact.
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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2008, 08:54:02 am »
itt: shit quotes and stuff that didn't even happen
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Offline {LAW} Gamer_2k4

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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2008, 09:03:22 am »
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Quote from: Lord Frunkamunch on September 30, 2010, 04:18:04 pm
Quote from: jrgp on September 30, 2010, 03:36:50 pm
Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.

Quote from: Espadon on December 17, 2010, 10:03:49 pm
Best Admin: jrgp, he's like the forum mom and a pet dog rolled into one.

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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2008, 09:19:42 am »
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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2008, 09:26:21 am »
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Offline Rai-Dei

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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2008, 09:35:03 am »
I got a few irc quotes, you may not know the people though! Generally all #sna.gather.

<ShadyEclairs> fatass id rather be gay
<ShadyEclairs> then fat
<ShadyEclairs> atleast id be sexually active with something other then a hotpocket

<geko> im mexican, i have donkey-like nuts and peanus

<ShadyEclairs> knowing how much of a vicious bite i have i probably would have mauled my mothers nipple off
<mar77a> ShadyEclairs: good thing they have two, huh?

<Waco`> why dont you sit on a dick
<Waco`> would that be an acceptable compromise

<ShadyEclairs> IM BOOTZ AND I SAY COOL INTERNET WORDS LIKE NUB AND feck YOUR LOL IM SO BADASS

<ShadyEclairs> african you hack
<African> i hack pussy only
<ShadyEclairs> because you fight with machettes you forest dwelling negro

<xurich> f(x) = 0 is the formula for how much vagina I get, Pauls, where x can essentially be anything

<mar77a> xurich
<mar77a> are you in med school to get some vagina contact

<`Kris> i dont like watermelon
<`Kris> and i think everyone likes fried chicken
<`Kris> its delicious
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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2008, 11:00:34 am »
<Mangled> Imagine how a deaf person feels when they're being chased by someone.
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Re: Best quotes of SF
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2008, 11:48:41 am »
one gram is enough to kill several people


thats the one that comes to mind at the moment.
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