Best quotes of SF

[Flamingo]

<Mangled> Imagine how a deaf person feels when they're being chased by someone.

geez it sure is atheist humor around here

[ElSpec774]

one gram is enough to kill several people

Oh yeah, you can't forget that one. 

There's another one a-four-year-old has in his signature a while back referring to Juicy pants with Braille or such.  Can't exactly remember what it said.

[Mangled*]

geez it sure is atheist humor around here

I wouldn't expect a newbie troll like yourself to understand. It's been about 3 weeks since you were normal. Besides, it's part of a private joke that only I and one other person truly understand the depths of.

[LtKillroy]

Me: A day is measured by a spin around the sun.
I don't know what I was on that day, but that was pretty sad.

[Espadon]

geez it sure is atheist humor around here

I wouldn't expect a newbie troll like yourself to understand. It's been about 3 weeks since you were normal. Besides, it's part of a private joke that only I and one other person truly understand the depths of.

That makes it more of a quote best kept to yourself.

markin marknousky wont kno what hit him !!!!!!!!!

Gundam Seed ftw lol

[Flamingo]

geez it sure is atheist humor around here

I wouldn't expect a newbie troll like yourself to understand. It's been about 3 weeks since you were normal. Besides, it's part of a private joke that only I and one other person truly understand the depths of.

Fact: You were never normal

[Demonic]

Well, from personal experience, Latina chicks usually are the most horny out of them all. I had this girl on my bus who begged me every day to let me come over to her house so she could feck me. She was always making lip motions on the bus, the kind like she was pretending to blow me.

Luckily, I had enough self control and maturity to take one look and label her a skank who's not worthy of my male prowess. I just ignored her.

But if all you want is sex, go with one of them. They're hot as hell and always wanting more.

This one really rocks my socks.

[BondJamesBond]

and I bet most of the irc quotes aren't from #soldatforums =((

[Flamingo]

Well, from personal experience, Latina chicks usually are the most horny out of them all. I had this girl on my bus who begged me every day to let me come over to her house so she could feck me. She was always making lip motions on the bus, the kind like she was pretending to blow me.

Luckily, I had enough self control and maturity to take one look and label her a skank who's not worthy of my male prowess. I just ignored her.

But if all you want is sex, go with one of them. They're hot as hell and always wanting more.

This one really rocks my socks.

[Thinkto urself]

ww2 is fiction feckergot.

[Scorpian]

markin marknousky wont no wat hit him.

[jrgp]

There's another one a-four-year-old has in his signature a while back referring to Juicy pants with Braille or such.  Can't exactly remember what it said.

Yeah, I usually like the quotes I see in his sig and typically put them on my facebook. I kept that one:

"I like those tight pants with "Juicy" written on the ass, but they would be better if written in Braille."

And to name a few more, a bunch I found on this site:

"If you wanna fit in, just talk poo and say you've had lots of sex." - Chakra

"Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone."

"Time isn't wasted if you're wasted all the time."

"The answers I have are those I don't need."

"Chuck Norris can swallow a Rubic's cube and poop it out solved."

"The foot-long hotdog is proof that bigger isn't always better" - AFYO

"No pain, No Gain"

"Plan B is don't fail"

"If I could run through the woods, and speed like the light, I'd find the answers to why and be back by tonight." - Either Geo or EA

"your hand isn't your girlfriend, no matter how much lipstick you put on it"

"A politician is the only type of celebrity that shouldn't write a book about his drug addictions." - AFYO

[mar77a]

At least give me credit for the one gram one...

Here's some:

13:22 < ZiniN> Chakra, I didn't know you played music!
13:22 <@Chakra> just harmonica luv
13:23 < ZiniN> Are you as good as joe satrani?
13:23 <@Chakra> no idea, but i ain't half bad
13:24 < ZiniN> nice

|07:13pm| .ZiniN. MY skill has multiplied many times
|07:14pm| .+text_killer. 0x2x2=0
|07:14pm| .+text_killer. 0x2x2x2=0
|07:14pm| .+text_killer. you are improving dude

<D3rek> and u r a sucker
<D3rek> your mom cares me
<PremiumKill> WHAT?

[Lord Frunkamunch]

These people were obviously believing it.

Gahahahaha. Are you being sarcastic or are you really that stupid? C'mon, if you can recognize my sarcasm it wouldn't be a stretch to assume that the person above me was kidding. Give the guy some respect; not everyone is as retarded as you're making yourself look.

And now for making up random poo about a person judging just from what they post: You must be a metrosexual redhead with an allergy to seafood who lisps when he's under stress. Who plays...hold the flag.

Yes, because sarcasm on the internet is the easiest thing to see. And I highly doubt I am making myself look retarded. You, however, flame users in half the threads I see you post in.. Even though you know nothing about what you're talking about.

And by the look of the bottom of your post, you are also a racist kid who feels the need to attempt to flame people on the internet, even though you're probably a 10 year-old lard ass with acne and black heads covering your deformed face.

By the bolded/underlined comment, that makes you a hypocrite. Nice way to make yourself look retarded. 

Now, I wont be replying to anymore of your posts, since the majority of them is discrimination and stupidity.

...Well, I thought it was funny. Mostly the bit relating to the political correctness sig. Reminded me of Fahrenheit 911 being banned because of 'obscene content' (although maybe that's a stretch.)

[Mangled*]

Hillo my friend i myselve have beam trough this situacion too, and i with glad could scape it.

When as soon the rapist guy calls you rphone, give it (the celplhone, not te rapist!) to a large bulcky mass ebany woman. To her to listen to his sayings.

He i will never call back again..I promice, worked at me!

[b[/b]]Chile.[/d]

[UnknownSniper]

These people were obviously believing it.

Gahahahaha. Are you being sarcastic or are you really that stupid? C'mon, if you can recognize my sarcasm it wouldn't be a stretch to assume that the person above me was kidding. Give the guy some respect; not everyone is as retarded as you're making yourself look.

And now for making up random poo about a person judging just from what they post: You must be a metrosexual redhead with an allergy to seafood who lisps when he's under stress. Who plays...hold the flag.

Yes, because sarcasm on the internet is the easiest thing to see. And I highly doubt I am making myself look retarded. You, however, flame users in half the threads I see you post in.. Even though you know nothing about what you're talking about.

And by the look of the bottom of your post, you are also a racist kid who feels the need to attempt to flame people on the internet, even though you're probably a 10 year-old lard ass with acne and black heads covering your deformed face.

By the bolded/underlined comment, that makes you a hypocrite. Nice way to make yourself look retarded. 

Now, I wont be replying to anymore of your posts, since the majority of them is discrimination and stupidity.

...Well, I thought it was funny. Mostly the bit relating to the political correctness sig. Reminded me of Fahrenheit 911 being banned because of 'obscene content' (although maybe that's a stretch.)

I was not talking about your signature you stupid twit, I was talking about the last line in your original post. This too proves that you're a dumbass, obsessive child. You've posted this in 4 threads now.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

At least give me credit for the one gram one...

I'm almost positive that was Vijchti who said it, although he was unaware of the double meaning at the time.

[Clawbug]

<jrgp> I really wish I knew why my cum always smells like piss
<jrgp> feck! wrong window

Yeah, that's hilarious.

That just begs the question, why do you smell your own ejaculate?
That's fecked up...

You do that also. Don't you eat it also? You always smell your fingers right after scratching your balls. Be a man and admit that you really are a man, unless you try to chick and pretend "no i do no such thing ni my real life! yuck!!" ...which is obviously a lie, and we all know it. Don't be ashamed however, about everyone else here does the same, at least to the some point and others do completely the same.

[jrgp]

I think some of the replies to this thread might just be awesome quotes...

[excruciator]

<BondJamesBond> MY MAN PARTS
<4yo> nice fail, talking about little things you love
<BondJamesBond> oh god vry dum of me, my man part vry huge =((((((
 

<jrgp>Soldat, Music, and the folder I've attached. I'm sure everyone can guess what it is.
*shows a pic of a folder named .f[6.4GB]
<frogboy>that's it? i could amass that in a month, easy.
<jrgp>One month?! God, man. I wrote myself a shell script which batch downloads .mpg's off a certain fun site I like. It took around a day to     get those ~7k, would have taken only a few hours if I hadn't it set to wait a few seconds between downloads so it wouldn't look like I was DoS'ing their server.
If anyone wants the script...email me: CatatonicElitist@gmail.com
<frogboy>i feel compelled to say something. WHY WOULD YOU BRAG ABOUT THIS?


I went to 4chan once, is like flipping through a Sears catalogue, just page after page of tools.(I forgot who said this, forgot what thread was this in)

<peemonkey>The cost of bullet will rise, while the usefulness of bullet will SKYROCKET(Thread, the next major stock market crash or something like that, I think it was made by CAPT.BEN)

EDIT: Congrats jrgp on hittin' post #2000!