Best quotes of SF

[Espadon]

omg it's jergip's p2k!

[Despair]

if jrgp gets to be a faggot and quotes himself i get to too

[01:25:16] <Farah> i was adopted
[01:25:33] <Farah> i live in constant fear of accidentally fucking a relative

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

I went to 4chan once, is like flipping through a Sears catalogue, just page after page of tools.(I forgot who said this, forgot what thread was this in)

Yay, I'm memorable! =D

I went to 4chan once.  It was an experience not unlike flipping through a Sears catalog...just page after page of tools.

[jrgp]

if jrgp gets to be a lovergot and quotes himself i get to too

[01:25:16] <Farah> i was adopted
[01:25:33] <Farah> i live in constant fear of accidentally fecking a relative

bull...I've seen that quote on bash.org many, many times... It wasn't you, it was distressp

Thanks Espadon and excruciator.

[a-4-year-old]

"A politician is the only type of celebrity that shouldn't write a book about his drug addictions." - AFYO

I didn't think anyone liked that one.

[LtKillroy]

Actually, the Juicy one is from Jeff Foxworthy, only noting that because I just found that out a few days ago. 4-year has some great quotes/stuff in his sigs. There's also some good stuff in that signature of mine down there. 

[a-4-year-old]

Actually, the Juicy one is from Jeff Foxworthy, only noting that because I just found that out a few days ago. 4-year has some great quotes/stuff in his sigs. There's also some good stuff in that signature of mine down there. 

People can arrive at the same joke without ever hearing it from each other. After I did it I heard someone make a similar comment about braille in jamaica.

I've never heard foxworthy say that, but I have heard him say "If you ever made change in the offering plate you might be a redneck" which is about the second least original joke I have ever heard a comedian say, the first being "George Bush is stupid."

[iDante]

I'm astonished that this isn't in here yet...

I've already got a really deep voice, all I need now is facial hair / beard. Then I'll really be able to get into strip clubs and XMarts!!

[ds dude]

Your lack of smart is **** - Ds Dude

[Blue-ninja]

<Kira> It's not rape if you yell "Surprise"

EDIT: It's not in the SF or #sf

[Kagesha]

Actually, the Juicy one is from Jeff Foxworthy, only noting that because I just found that out a few days ago. 4-year has some great quotes/stuff in his sigs. There's also some good stuff in that signature of mine down there. 

i cant believe i clicked it

[UnknownSniper]

<Kira> It's not rape if you yell "Surprise"

EDIT: It's not in the SF or #sf

If rape is inevidable, you might as well sit back and enjoy it.

[Flamingo]

Actually, the Juicy one is from Jeff Foxworthy, only noting that because I just found that out a few days ago. 4-year has some great quotes/stuff in his sigs. There's also some good stuff in that signature of mine down there. 

i cant believe i clicked it

RICKROLL IS SO RANDUM!XD

[Chuck]

Frogboy:"this exchange never happened. for one i'd come up with something more interesting than "you are the gayest person ever" and two you have epilepsy"

LOL.

[Mangled*]

Are you 9 years old? Or is that just your mental age.

Thats a good quote.

You heard the man.

[-Zombie-]

how did i know you or chuck would quote that

[Kagesha]

Actually, the Juicy one is from Jeff Foxworthy, only noting that because I just found that out a few days ago. 4-year has some great quotes/stuff in his sigs. There's also some good stuff in that signature of mine down there. 

i cant believe i clicked it

RICKROLL IS SO RANDUM!XD

YOUR SO RANDUM!XDD

[Graham]

I think some of the replies to this thread might just be awesome quotes...

jrgp: Ultravirgin.

Note a quote, a pathetic fact.

I like how this went.

[a-4-year-old]

My favorite was "OMG HOW RANDUM OF U!"

I can't remember who said it though...

I also think its funny when FLAB doesn't understand humor.

[Thinkto urself]

You might try to change your posting habits, using constant references from 4chan or trying to become random in the wild hope that some may find it entertaining. If your randomness is entertaining, then you might push yourself to be even more random.

Because even though you read this now, you think "This will never happen to me". It might not happen here, but it will happen in the end.
When you realise what I said all those years ago is true, I will laugh at you.

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