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Offline Rasputins Revenge

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Michael Phelps
« on: August 17, 2008, 06:21:46 pm »
Michael Phelps! 

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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 06:24:51 pm »
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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2008, 06:42:35 pm »
michael phelps swam out of his mothers vagina in 4.5 seconds which is a world record. the previous world record was 5 seconds which was also set by michael phelps.
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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2008, 06:44:11 pm »
Thinks he's cool
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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2008, 06:50:21 pm »
he was pretty badass. I was like wtf when I watched it. nice show.

michael phelps swam out of his mothers vagina in 4.5 seconds which is a world record. the previous world record was 5 seconds which was also set by michael phelps.
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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2008, 07:10:00 pm »
Undetectable form of steroids tbh

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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2008, 07:13:45 pm »
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that coming from JGRP, oh please michael phelps save me for i am drowning in a sea of irony.
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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2008, 07:20:56 pm »
Don't try to change the subject that your joke was pathetically lame.

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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2008, 08:15:26 pm »

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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2008, 08:20:52 pm »
Yep...E_A pretty much hit the nail on the head.
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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2008, 08:57:54 pm »
I think he is a great athlete, I just think its too bad that how the Olympics is set up, it is very hard for other athletes in different sports to get that many medals. Like, for a sprinter, there are only a few events. More so for say basketball or tennis. They are very limited on the number of possible medals, while swimming has a lot because of the different strokes, etc. Not saying Phelps isn't less awesome, just saying.
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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2008, 09:02:17 pm »
I heard he is part fish.

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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2008, 10:06:24 pm »
I heard Rai is part eyebrowcock.

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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2008, 10:08:10 pm »
I heard you like mudkips

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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2008, 10:40:08 pm »
I heard everything.
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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2008, 10:47:31 pm »
Not many people know that Phelps has an IQ of 75 making him legally retarded.

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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2008, 10:53:50 pm »
I don't care if Phelps is legally retarded.
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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2008, 10:58:47 pm »
Michael P, is teh best !
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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2008, 11:23:02 pm »
Not mani peeple kno dat I has an IQ of 75 makeing mishelf legalleey weetarded.


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Re: Michael Phelps
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2008, 11:23:42 pm »
Not mani peeple kno dat I has an IQ of 75 makeing mishelf legalleey weetarded.

why are you a prick?