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Offline LeetFidle

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Help Bad Virus.
« on: August 21, 2008, 07:33:53 pm »
Hey guys. Well i have this situation. it with a virus.

Well i noticed it about 3 days ago with stupid Voice ads (i can hear them but i cant see em). and now im getting a bunch of pop ups. i run scans and everythign to get this fixed but no help. i have found the virus. its 2 .dlls and i cant delete either of them(Acces denied). but when i delete the files the .dlls use to create the ads, they just are recreated.

Any help here?
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2008, 07:36:15 pm »
sorry you need to take a flamethrower to your harddrive, and your ram if its still in there.
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2008, 07:40:30 pm »
But were do i buy this flamethrower?
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2008, 07:52:36 pm »
What virus software have you used to try to find and delete the viruses? What browser do you use?

I suggest you download either Firefox or Opera (stick with one of them, ditch IE; if you haven't already), download the free edition of Grisoft's AVG. Use it to scan and delete the viruses that might exist. Also grab Lavasoft's Adaware. Use that to kill the spyware that obviously does exist.
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Offline Captain Ben

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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2008, 07:53:24 pm »
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2008, 07:57:47 pm »
I used avast. but im downloading Gisoft right now.

Please dont troll this.
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2008, 07:59:40 pm »
avast might not do it, go ahead and torch it.

a super soaker with lighter fluid in it should suffice.
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2008, 08:01:34 pm »
Thanks 4 Year old for being a idiot once again
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2008, 08:18:52 pm »
theres already a virus topic on this same page.

whos the idiot now
http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?topic=29389.0
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2008, 08:25:04 pm »
Nah, a different idiot tried system restore...

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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2008, 08:30:24 pm »
"Dr Delete" is a useful little program. Will delete selected files immediately or if it cant, on next reboot.

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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2008, 08:31:13 pm »
Grisoft didnt work. It finds it and i press delete and it never actualy deletes it. it just keeps finding it and reporting to me that its a trojan.


EDIT: Thanks for Dr. Delete! i was able to delete the files i thought were viruses thank you!
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2008, 08:45:22 pm »
Grisoft didnt work. It finds it and i press delete and it never actualy deletes it. it just keeps finding it and reporting to me that its a trojan.


EDIT: Thanks for Dr. Delete! i was able to delete the files i thought were viruses thank you!
format your drive. or torch it, same result.
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2008, 08:46:00 pm »
The users here tricked you. You must delete your System 32 folder or your PC will explode in ~1 hour.

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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2008, 08:48:29 pm »
Really guys, stop wasting his time. Yes, reformatting and installing Windows would be your best bet. Just stick the installers for the anti virus software and a firewall onto a flash drive, reinstall windows, install the stuff on the flash drive BEFORE you connect the computer to the internet again. You should be good to go after that.
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2008, 09:06:55 pm »
be quite  a 4 year old, what if someone beleived you and really set there computer on fire. do you have any idea how dangderous that is? do you know how bad youd feel if your imaturity got somone killed or permanently burned?

DONT LISTEN TO A 4 YEAR OLD. Hes trying to be funny even if it means hurting people

and lumenshroom you insensitive jerk. what if he was just a kid? how would you like it if some big person you trusted on the internet made you delete your hard drive or whatever? computers are expensive. breaking peoples things isnt funny, its immature and wrong.


now for some real help thats actually helpfull and not some idiot trying to be funny: I dont know much about computers but you could try defragmenting. that allways helps.
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2008, 09:13:48 pm »
now for some real help thats actually helpfull and not some idiot trying to be funny: I dont know much about computers but you could try defragmenting. that allways helps.
The main outcome of defragging is making file operations with the hard drive go a lot faster. It won't remove viruses or spyware, but it will make the scans for them take a little less time. However, the time the defragmenation takes can be anywhere from a half hour to a day.
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2008, 09:32:04 pm »
It's called humor, people. I highly doubt that any is retarded enough to flame there computer. It's just not logical, no one would it. It was just a joke. My god.
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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2008, 09:43:48 pm »
Why would I want to help a bad virus?

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Re: Help Bad Virus.
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2008, 10:00:16 pm »
how do you know it's even bad? what if that's what the govt wants you to say. what if it's like the thousands of freedom fighting groups which the govt tells you are 'bad', but their demands are fair and reasonable?

you're a fukn pawn of the govt, part of the sheeple of the united states of sheeperica. one nation under the illuminati.