Author Topic: Serial kill- Wait, with a SAW? (Read 17096 times)

The Geologist · « **Reply #40 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:16:30 am »

Good enough to build a sweet computer and pwn the internet, but not good enough to keep from getting vote kicked from servers for being a douche.

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #41 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:28:03 am »

In those screenshots of yours, FIREMAN, what server is that?

Looks like Slicers -_-;

Lone-Wolf · « **Reply #42 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:32:53 am »

Quote from: Lumen-Shroom on August 26, 2008, 03:27:04 pm

Fireman: Among the ridiculous upflow of 16-0 pingers in S&L I would love to see you get anything over a single.

Ah yes.... the mighty power of the 16 ping....There are a lot of 16-pingers, it helps, but ultimately you still need a little skill and luck to do well. Also if you wanna brag, make sure you have the achievements to back it up.

Here's a few examples.

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I once killed 19 men while grabbing two flags in Kampf, a field of death, filled with campers and crazy sawers, and lived to tell the tale. 0 Death FTW !Â

SUBSISTENCE Story (Based on real gameplay):
http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?topic=24793.0

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Taking down 50 people recently, dying only once....

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Knifing the whole opposing team at close range while taking the winning flag.... 5 caps !

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Shooting down the whole opposing team while taking the winning flag.... 5 caps !

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Supporting the team for a perfect 5-0 win with 3caps, 10kills, 1 death.

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No.1 even when my team were severally outnumbered and outmatched.... 7 versus 5,
still fought as hard as I could with 3 caps, 26 kills and 15 deaths ouch...Â

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Endgame headshots....

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Female Soldat players avoiding me, joining the Spectator team.... D:

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Hell, this one time I knifed a Fish Fart and moonwalked on a .50 cal streaking bullet, as my Team won.

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But seriously, it's all luck from 0-16 ping. Luck. I really suck like crap actually and can't play worth poo. Mercy !!Â Merciii !!! Spare me from the cruel votekicks !!

I get banned even if I apologize.. sob sob sob.. I'm sorry.. sorry... sorry...Â

poopdogg · « **Reply #43 on:** August 28, 2008, 01:02:27 am »

you're just like that Mushroom . . . . just as the others say keep it on yourself.

Lone-Wolf · « **Reply #44 on:** August 28, 2008, 01:32:14 am »

Quote from: poopdogg on August 28, 2008, 01:02:27 am

you're just like that Mushroom . . . . just as the others say keep it on yourself.

Since when was it wrong to post about personal "Soldat Moments" in the Soldat Moments section ?Â

poopdogg · « **Reply #45 on:** August 28, 2008, 01:45:49 am »

oh yea ...

-Major- · « **Reply #46 on:** August 28, 2008, 05:27:53 am »

wrong about the 16 ping thing

, the higher the ping the better. if you play with 600 ping, nothing can stop you.

Shadow G-Unit · « **Reply #47 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:06:30 am »

Quote from: -Major- on August 28, 2008, 05:27:53 am

wrong about the 16 ping thing , the higher the ping the better. if you play with 600 ping, nothing can stop you.

Or you just can torrent -Major-. Despair's lil' achievements there is 50000030272920620472 times more impressive than Flashlight boy's.

.Long-Range · « **Reply #48 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:35:48 pm »

the amount of e-penis in this thread is astounding

Chariot · « **Reply #49 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:43:14 pm »

Jesus christ lone wolf.

Every time a thread so much as hints at something involving the snipe and slice servers you come in and post about how good you are.

nobody cares go get friends

Lone-Wolf · « **Reply #50 on:** August 28, 2008, 01:01:11 pm »

But I was just providing educational quality examples for future Soldat Moment postings.... come on, I don't even have an e-penis.

Lumen-Shroom · « **Reply #51 on:** August 28, 2008, 03:37:56 pm »

Quote from: Shadow G-Unit on August 27, 2008, 11:56:36 pm

Quote from: Lumen-Shroom on August 27, 2008, 08:33:02 pm
Quote from: Ziem on August 27, 2008, 05:11:15 pm
ahahah... please don't lock this thread, its hilarious xD
Lumen-Shroom just wants to get someone's attention and expects that we'll all post comments like "OMG J00 PWN N1!!!!1one".

Actually I enjoy the waves of prepubescent basement nerds whom swarm in and female dog about anything they can find.
Ooh look I can't come up with anything so I'll bring up prepubescent nerds. What part of "we don't like you go away you annoying prick" don't you understand?

Er, your little bragging reminds me of that fat guy in that episode of SouthPark (World of Warcraft).

(@ExSoldier): I'm done with this stupid retarded.Â Â

Said the one who used the words "retard" and "gay" in an argument.

Said the one who thinks playing a game well makes him "awesome".

LOL HYPOCRACY

Also, stupid retarded? Nice grammar.

Shadow G-Unit · « **Reply #52 on:** August 28, 2008, 06:56:54 pm »

Quote from: Lumen-Shroom on August 28, 2008, 03:37:56 pm

Quote from: Shadow G-Unit on August 27, 2008, 11:56:36 pm
Quote from: Lumen-Shroom on August 27, 2008, 08:33:02 pm
Quote from: Ziem on August 27, 2008, 05:11:15 pm
ahahah... please don't lock this thread, its hilarious xD
Lumen-Shroom just wants to get someone's attention and expects that we'll all post comments like "OMG J00 PWN N1!!!!1one".

Actually I enjoy the waves of prepubescent basement nerds whom swarm in and female dog about anything they can find.
Ooh look I can't come up with anything so I'll bring up prepubescent nerds. What part of "we don't like you go away you annoying prick" don't you understand?

Er, your little bragging reminds me of that fat guy in that episode of SouthPark (World of Warcraft).

(@ExSoldier): I'm done with this stupid retarded.Â Â

Said the one who used the words "retard" and "gay" in an argument.

Said the one who thinks playing a game well makes himÂ "awesome".

LOL HYPOCRACY

Also, stupid retarded? Nice grammar.

It's a quote stupid piece of sh*t.

IT'S HYPOCRISY F*CKING GENIUS.

Quote

Said the one who thinks playing a game well makes himÂ "awesome".

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

EDIT: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

EDITEDIT: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

EDITEDITEDIT: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Lumen-Shroom · « **Reply #53 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:37:20 pm »

Quote from: Shadow G-Unit on August 28, 2008, 06:56:54 pm

Quote from: Lumen-Shroom on August 28, 2008, 03:37:56 pm
Quote from: Shadow G-Unit on August 27, 2008, 11:56:36 pm
Quote from: Lumen-Shroom on August 27, 2008, 08:33:02 pm
Quote from: Ziem on August 27, 2008, 05:11:15 pm
ahahah... please don't lock this thread, its hilarious xD
Lumen-Shroom just wants to get someone's attention and expects that we'll all post comments like "OMG J00 PWN N1!!!!1one".

Actually I enjoy the waves of prepubescent basement nerds whom swarm in and female dog about anything they can find.
Ooh look I can't come up with anything so I'll bring up prepubescent nerds. What part of "we don't like you go away you annoying prick" don't you understand?

Er, your little bragging reminds me of that fat guy in that episode of SouthPark (World of Warcraft).

(@ExSoldier): I'm done with this stupid retarded.Â Â

Said the one who used the words "retard" and "gay" in an argument.

Said the one who thinks playing a game well makes himÂ "awesome".

LOL HYPOCRACY

Also, stupid retarded? Nice grammar.
It's a quote stupid piece of sh*t.

IT'S HYPOCRISY F*CKING GENIUS.

Quote
Said the one who thinks playing a game well makes himÂ "awesome".

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

EDIT: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

EDITEDIT: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

EDITEDITEDIT: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I'VE BEEN OUTSMARTED SO I'M GOING TO TURN CAPSLOCK ON AND YELL PROFANITY

Shadow G-Unit · « **Reply #54 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:51:55 pm »

Quote from: Lumen-Shroom on August 26, 2008, 03:27:04 pm

As I said, I have a life outside Soldat. I could care less.

No, seriously? Why are you even here defending yourself?

How many times do we need to tell you we don't remotely care about you and your achievements?

Lumen-Shroom · « **Reply #55 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:54:50 pm »

Quote from: Shadow G-Unit on August 28, 2008, 07:51:55 pm

Quote from: Lumen-Shroom on August 26, 2008, 03:27:04 pm
As I said, I have a life outside Soldat. I could care less.
No, seriously? Why are you even here defending yourself?

How many times do we need to tell you we don't remotely care about you and your achievements?

How many times do I need to post them anyways to show that I don't care?

Shadow G-Unit · « **Reply #56 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:57:30 pm »

Ok, then quit posting genius. I'm tired with your obvious stupidity and ignorance. Thank god all you can do is be an asswipe here, and not embarrass yourself more on IRC since you're banned from #sna.gather for being an idiot and leaving the game because you couldn't stand Aost's ownage. POONT POONT.

UnknownSniper · « **Reply #57 on:** August 28, 2008, 08:00:00 pm »

Quote from: Shadow G-Unit on August 28, 2008, 07:57:30 pm

Ok, then quit posting genius. I'm tired with your obvious stupidity and ignorance. Thank god all you can do is be an asswipe here, and not embarrass yourself more on IRC since you're banned from #sna.gather for being an idiot and leaving the game because you couldn't stand Aost's ownage. POONT POONT.

Can you two please stop going off-topic about dumb stuff?
Shadow G-Unit, with 2 warnings, and the amount of people who dislike you, I don't think it's very wise to continue spamming, flaming, trolling and such. You're making yourself look like an asshole.

Lumen-Shroom · « **Reply #58 on:** August 28, 2008, 08:00:35 pm »

Quote from: Shadow G-Unit on August 28, 2008, 07:57:30 pm

Ok, then quit posting genius. I'm tired with your obvious stupidity and ignorance. Thank god all you can do is be an asswipe here, and not embarrass yourself more on IRC since you're banned from #sna.gather for being an idiot and leaving the game because you couldn't stand Aost's ownage. POONT POONT.

OH POONT

Get a life k

Shadow G-Unit · « **Reply #59 on:** August 28, 2008, 08:03:37 pm »

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Author Topic: Serial kill- Wait, with a SAW? (Read 17096 times)