how would you hide a body

[Captain Ben]

with whats available to you

i'd cut it up into pieces and divide those pieces among randoms wheely bins :D

[MyiEye]

I would no doubtedly cut a hole in the ceiling and chuck it up there

[Blacksheepboy]

burn it


in my fireplace

[Blue-ninja]

put it in my neighbor's trailer and call the cops.

[BondJamesBond]

in my ass

[Graham]

Just haul it out in the woods and let the animals have at it.

Or toss it in the pond. I have gotten rid of so many dead animals I expect I wouldn't be half bad at a human body. Just means a little more weight.

[Hair|Trigger]

Drop it in the pisser in the supermarket toilet

[jrgp]

I'd go back in time, tell myself not to kill whomever, and hence not have a body to hide in the first place donate it to a medical school.

I have gotten rid of so many dead animals I expect I wouldn't be half bad at a human body. Just means a little more weight.

But aren't you used to dragging around dead bulls that way a few hundred pounds?

[frogboy]

garbage bag, drop it off at the beach on a windy night.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

My first thought would be to encase it in concrete and bury it somewhere, but someone told me that wouldn't work.  Oh well.

[jrgp]

My first thought would be to encase it in concrete and bury it somewhere, but someone told me that wouldn't work.  Oh well.

Well, something along those lines worked for Jimmy Hoffa, so..

[n00bface]

I'd give it to the "Will it blend?" guy

[Amblin]

I wouldn't do what Hans Reiser did.

[JupiterShadow]

Eat it.

[TBDM]

chop it to peaces and spread it across the world. (dumping parts in rivers, garbage disposals, people i don't like housess,..)
chop it to peaces and eat it
completely burn it..

[Rainbow Concussion]

Stick it underneath a boat

[echo_trail]

I'd put it in the freezer 'til it was solid, then stick it down a woodchipper and scatter the pieces over a lake or something. I'd remove the teeth and grind'em with something first though, 'cause they tend to go through the machinery unspoiled.

[Will]

I'd give it to the "Will it blend?" guy

Same here. Unless it was chuck norris, it would blend fo' sure

[Psycho]

Stuff it in a plastic bag, throw it in the trunk and then just drive untill I found some fairly desolated place, and drag it way up into the woods. Probably would have dug a hole to throw it in, just to be sure.

[Duck Boi]

Burn the body to ashes.
Place the ashes in a strong acid.
Place any remians in an even stronger acid.
Place that in a suitcase and attach a extremely heavy weight and drop it in the middle of the ocean.

Then nuke it.