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Offline Despair

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2008, 08:44:16 am »
out comes the condoms you hid to make people think you're not a virgin

i shove in the pretentious ramblings of an 18 year old emo furry
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Offline jrgp

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2008, 08:50:10 am »
Out comes the lyrics to a shitty gothic metal cd.

I shove in a box of pringles.
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Offline The Goliad

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2008, 10:18:18 am »
out comes Cheez-Its. I shove in a bible,
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Offline jrgp

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2008, 10:20:51 am »
Out comes One Gram

I shove in my avatar
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Offline Despair

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2008, 11:05:04 am »
i was hoping for out comes iq-unlimited
that or something funny, this thread sucks
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Offline UnknownSniper

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2008, 11:17:25 am »
Out comes nothing

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Offline Mangled*

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2008, 11:18:41 am »
Cancer comes out.

I insert more cancer.
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Offline UnknownSniper

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2008, 11:20:43 am »
Michael Jackson comes out

I shove in a bottle of viagra
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Offline jrgp

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2008, 11:39:34 am »
A used fleshlite comes out.

I shove a can of mountain dew in.
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #29 on: August 30, 2008, 11:41:49 am »
An empty can comes out.

I shove in some spam.
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Offline MyiEye

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #30 on: August 30, 2008, 11:54:25 am »
out comes a gay poem written in pig latin

I shove in E=MC2 with ketchup
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #31 on: August 30, 2008, 12:14:13 pm »
Out comes:


I shove a 360 in
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #32 on: August 30, 2008, 12:35:23 pm »
Out comes a 180.

I shove jrgp in.
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Offline mxyzptlk

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #33 on: August 30, 2008, 12:41:28 pm »
You get a PRJG.

I insert a Pen.
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #34 on: August 30, 2008, 01:01:49 pm »
You receive only 3/5ths of a baby.

I insert an American.
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #35 on: August 30, 2008, 01:21:19 pm »
Out comes Imo Tep.

I throw Espadon in.
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Offline Flamingo

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2008, 02:19:19 pm »
OUT COMES SUMTHING RELLY RANDUM!XD

I INSERTZ NARUTO!XD
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2008, 02:36:18 pm »
Out comes my avatar.

I shove Frogboy, Flamingo, Captain Ben, and a shitload of lube in.
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Offline Despair

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #38 on: August 30, 2008, 03:36:43 pm »
*cough*circlejerk*cough*
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #39 on: August 30, 2008, 04:18:58 pm »
Your mum comes out.

I shove in a Maxtor.
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