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Offline Scarab

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #60 on: August 30, 2008, 08:03:51 pm »
Quote from: UnknownSniper on August 30, 2008, 07:24:30 pm
Out comes white goo.
Cum...

Out comes  babies

I shove in Runescape
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #61 on: August 30, 2008, 08:07:15 pm »
Quote from: Scarab on August 30, 2008, 08:03:51 pm
Quote from: UnknownSniper on August 30, 2008, 07:24:30 pm
Out comes white goo.
Cum...

Out comes  babies

I shove in Runescape
Indeed, but kids, such as yourself, shouldn't be exposed to such language.

Anyways;
Out comes 12 year-olds, lead by Scarab.

I put in The Official Soldat Forums
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #62 on: August 30, 2008, 08:40:41 pm »
Im 12? Im 15, cumeater.

Anyways...

Out comes tons of spam.

I shove the spam and press the coin return botton then i shove it back in and i do that 10 more tunes
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #63 on: August 30, 2008, 08:44:02 pm »
The machine explodes, expelling noxious gas killing all of us. Here we are in heaven with the halos around us, fragging with pride.
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #64 on: August 30, 2008, 08:45:20 pm »
The machine is magical and revives itself.

I SHOVE IN STRIPPERS.
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #65 on: August 30, 2008, 08:52:13 pm »
Dead strippers come out, because immature kids look them up on Google Images too much.

I put in George W. Bush
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #66 on: August 30, 2008, 09:01:35 pm »
Out comes political gayness

I shove the word shove in.
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #67 on: August 30, 2008, 09:03:31 pm »
"Examination terminated, Subject attempted to create temporal paradox"
I'll give you a cookie if you know where that's from.
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #68 on: August 30, 2008, 09:05:26 pm »
Out comes zombies

I shove in UnknownSniper
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #69 on: August 30, 2008, 09:11:15 pm »
Out cums Major(1)

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #70 on: August 30, 2008, 09:20:11 pm »
Quote from: jrgp on August 30, 2008, 10:20:51 am
I shove in my avatar
Quote from: jrgp on August 30, 2008, 02:36:18 pm
Out comes my avatar.

I shove in jrgp's penis.

Out comes jrgp's feces.
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #71 on: August 30, 2008, 09:32:56 pm »
I shove in jrgp's feces.

Out comes the paper contract of "Abortion".    (I'm sorry about it jrgp :D)
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #72 on: August 30, 2008, 09:34:52 pm »
Eh, you people have it backwards now.
You're supposed to go "out comes whatever" and then "I put in whatever"
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #73 on: August 30, 2008, 09:36:14 pm »
Out comes WHAT EVAH

I put in "What So Ever"
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Offline The Goliad

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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #74 on: August 31, 2008, 04:25:40 pm »
Out comes  :o. I put in  [pigtail]
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #75 on: August 31, 2008, 09:04:37 pm »
Out comes e-penis

I shove in Halo 3
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #76 on: August 31, 2008, 09:12:30 pm »
Out comes a horse of 250 lb. nerds with costumes on.

I shove in a Michael Jackson blow-up doll.
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #77 on: August 31, 2008, 09:22:50 pm »
No offence, but scarab, you're only on this forum  becuase of this thread aren't you.....

Anyways, Out comes children.

I put in Mass Effect
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #78 on: August 31, 2008, 09:42:47 pm »
the machine gets a red ring of death

I put the machine in the box microsoft sent.
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Re: Vending Machine Game Vol 2.
« Reply #79 on: August 31, 2008, 09:44:25 pm »
They send it back, the red ring turns blue.
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