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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #460 on: April 05, 2009, 04:38:46 am »
Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #461 on: April 05, 2009, 04:40:23 am »
Because they are two words describing the same concept. "Check" sounds more streetish, and many restaurants like to keep it fancy.
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #462 on: April 05, 2009, 04:41:04 am »
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #463 on: April 05, 2009, 04:42:27 am »
Yes. It's food.
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #464 on: April 05, 2009, 04:43:00 am »
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #465 on: April 05, 2009, 05:00:53 am »
I think it should be the opposite. Assteroid (lol) Hemmoroid would sound better for outer space. Well hemorrhoid is probably the scientific name for that part of the body. And asteroid is probz some asterology name.
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #466 on: April 05, 2009, 05:02:05 am »
thanks buddy

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #467 on: April 05, 2009, 05:31:47 am »
My freezer has a light -.-


Looking at blu-ray drives:

http://shop.mcgtech.com.au/en/optical-drive-1-2-3/92/lg-magneto-optical-drive-ggw-h20l-write-bluray-hddvd-6xbd-r-2xbd-re-3xhd-dvd-16xdvd-r-ls-.html

^I need to know if this will install the same way as a DVD drive.  or do I need a newish system (and motherboard) that will support it. 

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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #468 on: April 05, 2009, 05:55:07 am »
Why is Soldat called Soldat not Tadlos?
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #469 on: April 05, 2009, 06:02:57 am »
Why is Soldat called Soldat not Tadlos?
I agree, war is such a backwards demon.

^I need to know if this will install the same way as a DVD drive.  or do I need a newish system (and motherboard) that will support it. 
What motherboard do you have? Almost 100% sure it will, SATA is just about standard these days.

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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #470 on: April 05, 2009, 05:36:45 pm »
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #471 on: April 05, 2009, 05:48:05 pm »
Why is m00's avatar so...oddly.. amusing.... must watch :o
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #472 on: April 05, 2009, 07:22:42 pm »
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Easier to manufacture.

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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #473 on: April 05, 2009, 07:24:32 pm »
Why does moo have all these random questions?
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #474 on: April 05, 2009, 07:32:59 pm »
He's had no one to ask them to while he was gone.
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #475 on: April 06, 2009, 01:04:21 am »
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #476 on: April 06, 2009, 03:22:04 am »
Okey, enough is enough. This threat was meant for serious questions. If you wanna continue this. you gotta make a separate thread.
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #477 on: April 11, 2009, 06:11:55 pm »
Is going out with a depressed antisocial [yet hot] girl a form of community service?
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #478 on: April 11, 2009, 06:18:48 pm »
Is going out with a depressed antisocial [yet hot] girl a form of community service?

Depends, how much did you pay her?
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Re: The 'Simple Questions' thread.
« Reply #479 on: April 11, 2009, 06:19:29 pm »
Is going out with a depressed antisocial [yet hot] girl a form of community service?

Depends, how much did you pay her?
It was hypothetical.... I meant if the situation were to arise.
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