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Offline Flamingo

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You are banned! ;_;
« on: September 15, 2008, 03:12:53 pm »
You have been banned from all boards for the following reason:

Replying to Jailbait thread

Your ban was filed on September 15th, 2008, and expires on September 29th, 2008, which is 14 days from now.

discuss being b& on any website you've been b& on.

also: jrgp is not allowed to join this discussion
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Offline FliesLikeABrick

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2008, 03:14:46 pm »
So are you banned or what? what is your point?

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2008, 03:16:07 pm »

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2008, 03:19:54 pm »
So are you banned or what? what is your point?
I was banned from 4chan for telling everyone I was a FBI agent.
Discuss this being awesome or discuss being banned on an other forum you are banned on.
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Offline FliesLikeABrick

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2008, 03:41:35 pm »
Oh, that was on 4chan

Offline Laser Guy

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2008, 03:42:46 pm »
Well, it will be good for you to take a rest from all that crap. Suits you well. :)
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2008, 03:52:47 pm »
F*** you, 4chan was awesome. </sarcasm>

@ the ban reason: Wait, what? Jailbait threads are fail. >_>

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2008, 04:21:37 pm »
I was banned from 4chan for telling everyone I was a FBI agent.

That made me laugh. Well, I've only ever been voluntarily banned from a forum, so I guess I can't really sympathize with you. I'm sure there are a bunch of 4chan clones that you can have fun with in the meantime anyway.

also: jrgp is not allowed to join this discussion
Why?
There are other worlds than these

Offline Laser Guy

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2008, 04:30:56 pm »
He just hates you... and some other ppl too.
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2008, 10:08:28 pm »
I think jrgp brings some of the best material to these forums.
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2008, 10:33:01 pm »
So, how many pictures of underage girls did you have to put up before they canned you?
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2008, 10:44:57 pm »
I was banned from 4chan for telling everyone I was a FBI agent.

apparently none
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2008, 10:49:07 pm »
Haha you actually visit 4chan.

That truly is sad.
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2008, 11:29:25 pm »
I visit it ocassionally for the the low chances of it making me laugh.

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<CplKlinger> The well-documented Japanese craving for lovely lovely penis just built steadily for years on end, reaching a huge, pulsating critical mass. Before something horrible involving thousands of metric tonnes of semen could happen to their collective consciousness, the government relaxed the laws and with screams of joy the nation went cock berserk, running around with them hanging out of their mouths and flinging them everywhere. Trees and houses were festooned with them, cars were ornamented with them, and many girls found that artists had stuck at least one to them. Things calmed down a bit after a while, and special cleanup crews swept most of them up, but even now if something white drops on your shoulder in Japan, it probably ain't birdshit. Just dislodge the errant penis from the tree or whatever it's caught on, and hand it to someone nearby. They may act offended, but notice they never drop it.

tl;dr Japan loev teh cock.
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2008, 11:32:29 pm »
I was banned from 4chan for telling everyone I was a FBI agent.

apparently none

Oh please.  That's just what he wants you to believe.  :P
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2008, 01:27:34 am »
I haven't been banned on any forums =O



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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2008, 05:03:55 am »
flamingo's a badass

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2008, 05:04:53 am »
i've been banned from here on several occasions, because i am far, far too awesome for you all.

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2008, 08:45:44 am »
Haha you actually visit 4chan.

That truly is sad.
Haha you actually still visit soldatforums.

That truly is sad.
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2008, 08:53:35 am »
Wow, this is actually hilarious, jrgp, i also feel bad for you :(
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2008, 09:32:03 am »
I received a warning on a forum once for suggesting that a moderator try to use proper grammar.

Way too cool to have ever been banned from anywhere, though.
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Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2008, 09:47:20 am »
Wouldn't promise to be nice to some emo kids on some crappy forum I joined for the heck of it. Also made fun of them for treating some girl on the forum like a goddess cause she wasn't ugly.

Ban, but not before hilarity ensued.
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2008, 11:21:51 am »
also: jrgp is not allowed to join this discussion
Why?
Because you'd post this:
I've only ever been voluntarily banned from a forum, so I guess I can't really sympathize with you. I'm sure there are a bunch of 4chan clones that you can have fun with in the meantime anyway.
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2008, 08:38:07 pm »
daaaaamn jrgp you are really obsessed with me, it's quite worrying. i know for a fact i can't be the only one calling you a creep.

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2008, 01:12:02 am »
I got a runescape account banned for writing a java robot to cut yews for me... does that count? (and they never got my main that made 10m+ off of it)

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2008, 06:18:26 am »
daaaaamn jrgp you are really obsessed with me, it's quite worrying. i know for a fact i can't be the only one calling you a creep.
Yes you are. You really don't think I look at who insults me when I get insulted? I'm neither blind nor ignorant, nor a sadistic prick such as yourself.

Because you'd post this:
I've only ever been voluntarily banned from a forum, so I guess I can't really sympathize with you. I'm sure there are a bunch of 4chan clones that you can have fun with in the meantime anyway.
What's wrong with that?

I got a runescape account banned for writing a java robot to cut yews for me... does that count? (and they never got my main that made 10m+ off of it)
hah, source code?
« Last Edit: September 17, 2008, 06:20:16 am by jrgp »
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2008, 06:33:36 am »
i cut people and then laugh as they bleed out

also a 2 minute search has found a multitude of quotes of people other than me suggesting you are creepy, but i'll leave you with marine b. harm:
"god damnit jrgp

just stop"

fuck it, i'm bored, so by popular demand (mine), best of jrgp

"Out comes 2050 pounds of literary genious." this one's not creepy but i love the irony of 'literary genious' so it's going in

"umm...because they're hot?! Honestly, I don't see the difference between jacking off to anime or the Mona Lisa, both are prime tastes."

"I really wish I knew why my cum always smells like piss"

"I bet you're the best piece of ass in three consecutive states" this one's just awkward as hell

"I've already got a really deep voice, all I need now is facial hair / beard. Then I'll really be able to get into strip clubs and XMarts!!"

"Moans by Raven Riley"

"My god....what a huge decision to make?! I like soo many porn stars how could I ever choose!?
Well, I'll have to with Raven Riley. She's got an excellent real bust, nice ass, and a great personality Smiley What more could you want?"

"omg..can't you all grow some real testosterone and obsess over real women instead of underage cartoons with fake tits? "

"The thickest string on a bass guitar. The skinny ones just sound like pre-adolescent pussies."
« Last Edit: September 17, 2008, 06:51:14 am by frogboy »

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2008, 07:37:47 am »
Because you'd post this:
I've only ever been voluntarily banned from a forum, so I guess I can't really sympathize with you. I'm sure there are a bunch of 4chan clones that you can have fun with in the meantime anyway.
What's wrong with that?
because we all know frogboy is a mod and that he banned you
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2008, 09:38:48 am »
[Douchebag]

'y the hell are you ppl flaming jrgp all teh time?
He havn't done anything wrong (i guess)..



Anyways i've never been banned from anywhear... (except from Habbo for blocking and racism n stuff)

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2008, 09:46:34 am »
jrgp, don't listen to them. They're just jealous because you are awesome with a great sense of style.

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2008, 10:06:56 am »
Anyways i've never been banned from anywhear... (except from Habbo for blocking and racism n stuff)
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jrgp, don't listen to them. They're just jealous because you are awesome with a great sense of style.

Happy camper. :P
i'm jealous because i dont have a 12 year old sucking my cock
« Last Edit: September 17, 2008, 10:14:37 am by Flamingo »
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2008, 11:21:08 am »
I wouldn't want to suck your cock its full of herpes.




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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2008, 11:33:57 am »
Because you'd post this:
I've only ever been voluntarily banned from a forum, so I guess I can't really sympathize with you. I'm sure there are a bunch of 4chan clones that you can have fun with in the meantime anyway.
What's wrong with that?

Well, it could be either of two things:
1) You're admitting that you don't have enough self control to not go to a site for ONE WEEK without being forcibly prevented from doing so.
2) You're trying to get attention by saying, "Hey guys, this site is NOT my life! I actually do real stuff once in a while!"

Judging from what I know about you, I'd say it's #2.  But you know what's wrong with that? It means that you think that going outside is so rare that you actually need to tell people about it.  Not everyone is addicted to soldatforums, you know.
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Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.

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Offline Flamingo

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2008, 11:58:37 am »
I wouldn't want to suck your cock its full of herpes.





oh u
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Offline Sir Jeremy

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2008, 12:18:51 pm »
I got a runescape account banned for writing a java robot to cut yews for me... does that count? (and they never got my main that made 10m+ off of it)

Lol, That was very disturbing.

Meh, I've never been banned anywere..except a warning here....*coughs*

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2008, 03:46:33 pm »
I got suspended from videogamedc.org for like 2 weeks back when I was an overly emotional 15 year old, because I posted a lot of angry messages from having a bad week. Then I went on someone else's account during the suspension because I miraculously guessed his password and then they found out, and so I was permanently banned. Fun times.

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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2008, 04:18:29 pm »
I piss off admins daily.

Its their fault for using a swear filter
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2008, 05:47:02 pm »
I was permanently banned from soldat forums twice for excessive honesty.
I was unbanned for obvious reasons.
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2008, 06:37:49 pm »
I got banned for being to young.
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Re: You are banned! ;_;
« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2008, 07:17:14 pm »
I wish bricks let us witch hunt COPPA ban more people.
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