Fine.
Happy now?
Here, thinkto.
Numbered 1 - 9 top to bottom.
Time for some honest criticism that isn't an e-dick stroking machine, and from someone who knows what they are talking about :\ Please, I hope you have all the PS files, because I want you to go back and change them. I don't care if you took some of these half seriously, I'm going to comment on it anyways.
For number 1, although the text looks niceish with the border, it's mainly because whoever made the font did a nice job. Unfortunately, I had to turn my head at odd angles to figure out what the splotch on the right was. Ease up on that filter + clouds you used for the background, it gives it a really cheesy 'im photoshopping art' look.
Number 2 is godawful to say the least. A random rain tutorial thrown on an outline and a picture of a moon, with a random black bar on the left. Try to be innovative. Following a rain tutorial means that yes, you can make some shitty rain, but it's supposed to give you a working knowledge of PS functions to make your own stuff.
Number 3 is the generic signature that most people will make when they first start off, but yours has a twist. I can proudly say you matched the colours well, but what the fuck is the picture doing in the middle of the thing. Composition is a really big part of all art. Because the girl is facing into the signature, she should be placed more to the left, but not right on the border (a la number 2). Your text is overlapping your border, and the 3D render background is just talentless. They can look ok if you know how to use them, but usually they are kind of tacky. This one is also really empty, looks like you ran out of ideas.
Number 4 is getting to be OK. I know you probably used one of those 2D sprite + vectors tutorial, but that smudging looks alright. The few gripes I do have about this one is that the sprite is actually purpleish, not sky blue. Colour coordination is up there on the importance scale. It's also kinda empty, again, it looks like you ran out of ideas.
Number 5 is a piece of shit and you know it.
Believe it or not, number 6 is probably the worst one there. The blob is properly placed, but you could have easily gone with a retro pixelly theme. The animation is cheesy, looks a lot like a cut and paste job, with ugly bouncing text to go along. White bar along the bottom with really odd blue BG with a weird 'text skid mark' make this also a big floppy cock.
Number 7 makes me wonder about your sky blue fetish. Winston here is clearly in black and white, and yet a sky blue motif pervades the thing. It's pretty nondescript afterwards, the text is uninteresting, but the lines technique you seem to have nailed is good.
Number 8.I like the flare kinda thing with the white lines. Except thats the 3rd one you have used the liens on. I hope this doesn't turn into a one trick pony thing D: Bad colour choice, text is darker than the clouds. You might have wanted to give the birds a little brown themselves.
Number 9 is probably your best, probably because I don't know how much you changed from the source image. Hell, it could just be a colour balanced job, but it still looks rather simple and nice.
Final notes: you need to start playing around and getting some ideas of your own. Watch your composition and stop practicing, and start caring. Don't make fucking threads so you can practice. Find some inspiration and run with it, don't ask others to inspire you.
