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what should my costume be slaggots

HITLER
11 (27.5%)
HUNTER S THOMPSON
1 (2.5%)
SUICIDE BOMBER/ALLAH
17 (42.5%)
ANCIENT ROMAN SOLDIER THING
4 (10%)
FUCKING BATMAN
7 (17.5%)

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Offline Captain Ben

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ASS IN BAGS
« on: September 19, 2008, 01:47:48 pm »
hey gays i need to get a proper costume together for halloween and i need help choosing out of these 5:

hitler
hunter s thompson
suicide bomber/allah
ancient roman soldier [a motorbike shop is selling one for some homo reason]
batman

i need to choose now so i can start putting it together to look awesome it needs to look awesome because i want to get poontang at this halloween party shindig coming up

or hey you can help me be even more indecisive by suggesting more recognizable/offensive costumes
« Last Edit: September 19, 2008, 01:51:43 pm by Captain Ben »

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2008, 01:49:24 pm »
Hitler.
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2008, 01:51:49 pm »
To create a real controversy you should go as prince Harry who is dressed like Hitler!
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2008, 01:53:31 pm »
he wasn't dressed like hitler you tool he was wearing an indian good luck charm

gosh don't you know anything

Date Posted: 20 September 2008, 00:53:01
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2008, 01:53:39 pm »
In that case, Caligula.
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2008, 01:55:59 pm »
Hitler.
this is win

start growing the mustache now.
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2008, 01:57:15 pm »
In that case, Caligula.

no one would know who the hell that guy is

if i went dressed like him i'd be like that fag that always rocks up to costume parties wearign a toga

i don't want to be the toga guy

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2008, 01:59:42 pm »
In that case, Caligula.

no one would know who the hell that guy is

if i went dressed like him i'd be like that lover that always rocks up to costume parties wearign a toga

i don't want to be the toga guy

Then I fall back upon my first choice: Hitler
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2008, 02:13:21 pm »
be a fecking wanker bratwurst just as you are now luv

or pretend to be male

or dress as a normal person! (they won't recognize you)
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2008, 02:18:45 pm »
Suggestion:

<-- Call the plastic surgeon guy and tell him to do a temporary surgery work on you. Beats pedobear any single day.

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2008, 02:48:09 pm »
Suicide bomber. Hitler is over used.
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2008, 03:25:23 pm »
GO AS PEDOBEAR LULZ!!!!XDDD
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2008, 03:39:50 pm »
he wasn't dressed like hitler you tool he was wearing an indian good luck charm

gosh don't you know anything

Date Posted: 20 September 2008, 00:53:01
i got so angry i sneezed all over my cock thanks alot

Haha, this is why we keep you on the forums, Ben.  You're a funny guy.
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2008, 03:46:13 pm »
Suicide bomber / Hitler  ;)

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2008, 03:53:57 pm »
DANANANANANANANANANA BAATMANNN!!!
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2008, 04:02:26 pm »
Zombie, go into retail stores and chase little kids around. Good times.
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2008, 04:03:12 pm »
If you dress up as a suicide bomber and a [sober] cop sees you, you might be in a pretty fucked up situation. If I were you, I'd go with a Joker costume.
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2008, 04:18:50 pm »
If you dress up as a suicide bomber and a [sober] cop sees you, you might be in a pretty fecked up situation. If I were you, I'd go with a Joker costume.

What, like every other idiot?

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2008, 04:19:42 pm »
Are you implying he's not?
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2008, 04:20:30 pm »
Are you implying he's not?

Only if he goes as the joker.

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2008, 04:21:26 pm »
Zombie, go into retail stores and chase little kids around. Good times.

My friend asks "What would you do if zombies attacked?" Alot. So, if i were to get a mob of people and do that, he'd shit himself.
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2008, 04:26:49 pm »
If you dress up as a suicide bomber and a [sober] cop sees you, you might be in a pretty fecked up situation. If I were you, I'd go with a Joker costume.
LOL "SOBER" COP LOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2008, 04:43:30 pm »
Suicide bomber.

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2008, 05:50:47 pm »
Zombie, go into retail stores and chase little kids around. Good times.

yeah sounds like fun, pedo

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2008, 06:09:24 pm »
They're all crap.

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Wear them all.
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2008, 06:14:06 pm »
Zombie, go into retail stores and chase little kids around. Good times.

yeah sounds like fun, pedo

Chasing kids != pedo, FYI.
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2008, 06:15:37 pm »
things i say != serious
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2008, 06:49:22 pm »
They're all crap.

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Wear them all.

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2008, 07:05:11 pm »
Suicide bomber  8)

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2008, 07:08:07 pm »
my mate went as a giant bloody tampon last year with bloody tampons hangin outta his mouth

do somethin like that

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2008, 08:58:04 pm »
OK LET ME CLEAR UP THE LAST FIFTEEN OR SOMETHING POSTS IN TEN SECONDS MMMKAY


1. THE JOKER IS OVER USED EVER SINCE GODDAMN HEATH LEDGER HAD TO KICK THE BUCKET EVERY MAN AND HIS DOG DRESSES LIKE HIM AND UNLESS YOU CAN DO IT PROPERLY YOU SUCK

2. oops capslock no i will not go to shopping centres dressed as a zombie only deadbeats who crave social interaction and their mommas sweet flapjacks do that jesus christ who suggested that

3. mangled likes men

4. YES I AM AWARE HALLOWEEN IN AUSTRALIA IS LAME THE LAST TIME THOSE PRICKS CAME TO MY DOOR I RAN THE HOSE FROM MY BACKYARD TO MY FRONT DOOR AND HOSED THOSE LITTLE PRICKS GOOD

5. nigga fuck tha poleece

BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT the party is being held in brisvegas so i have plenty of muslims and lebs to annoy as well as impressing hot chikas with my costume

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2008, 09:03:39 pm »
jrgp just has a hardon for the joker for some weird reason, just like one gram has a hardon for zombies.

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2008, 09:05:34 pm »
Taking Ben's recent reply into account, I'd say that Horve's suggestion is the best idea this thread could come up with.

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2008, 09:10:40 pm »
yeah totally PISS OFF I WOULD THAT GUYS A CHEAP CHAKRA KNOCK OFF

thanks for that nugget of knowledge mr adopted go flog off to some anime characters that will never be alive AND YOU KNOW IT

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2008, 09:14:44 pm »
You're very welcome, Ben. Now go sew yourself that normal male character costume.

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2008, 09:55:36 pm »
dude that was like the worst comeback ever
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2008, 10:24:05 pm »
dude that was like the worst comeback ever

Not even a comeback. Dead serious.

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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2008, 10:58:35 pm »
one gram has a hardon for zombies.
Caught me :3
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2008, 11:23:10 pm »
Like we are surprised Graham... :3


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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #39 on: September 20, 2008, 04:34:01 am »
dude that was like the worst comeback ever
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Re: ASS IN BAGS
« Reply #40 on: September 20, 2008, 06:01:22 am »
sup man whats crackin
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