New sig quote?

[Blue-ninja]

Sadly, we've been driven to the brink by greedy unscrupulous corporate megalomaniacs with tiny penises who won't be happy until we all have credit card numbers and membership data tattooed on our foreheads. -Dave Halverson, Play

I'm looking to implement this as my quoted signature, or as a link in the picture signature.

Thoughts?

[echo_trail]

Hmm.. It's a pretty cool quote, I reckon. Though it's awfully long, isn't it?

[Chakra]

It's whiney crap. Skip it.

[iDante]

And while you're at it, get rid of what you have now. "Amish hacker is an oxymoron"... YES it is! And that's why there aren't many of them in the world, therefore ruining the irony and humor of the statement. Pick a good quote, or nothing at all. (and nothing from bash.org either)

[echo_trail]

You skanky bitches! It's a good quote.

[jrgp]

I keep a crapload of quotes on my facebook, here's a few:


"Prejudice is social genocide"

"I could have killed you in 9 different ways"

"Yeah! I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfucker! "

"If you wanna fit in, just talk shit and say you've had lots of sex."

"What's new in the world, dad?"
"This country is going straight to hell!"

"Fuck you, Einstein, you smug BITCH!"

"'Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.'",

"We are the all singing all dancing crap of the world",

"Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!",

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. ",

"Is it in yet?"

"Prepare to evacuate soul..5. 4. 3. 2. 1. � "

"Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone."

"Time isn't wasted if you're wasted all the time."

"The answers I have are those I don't need."

"Chuck Norris can swallow a Rubic's cube and poop it out solved."

"The foot-long hotdog is proof that bigger isn't always better"

"No pain, No Gain"

"Pain can be controlled, just disconnect it"

"Don't computer hackers have ways of not getting viruses...like by using a computer condom?" - Brian Lutz

"Plan B is don't fail"

"I like those tight pants with "Juicy" written on the ass, but they would be better if written in Braille."

"If I could run through the woods, and speed like the light, I'd find the answers to why and be back by tonight."

"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"your hand isn't your girlfriend, no matter how much lipstick you put on it"

“Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

"A politician is the only type of celebrity that shouldn't write a book about his drug addictions."

[echo_trail]

You sure do like your Fight Club, laddy.

[Graham]

Protip: Don't take anything from jrgp's list. They all suck or were taken from people here.

Better yet just don't use a quote in your signature. Problem solved.

[echo_trail]

You saying the Fight Club quotes suck? Dude, you are WAY outta line!!

[UnknownSniper]

“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity” - Sigmund Freud

[Graham]

Fight Club was a good movie. However anyone deriving even the simplest of philosophies from it should be taken out back and given two in the heart, one in the head. � 

Also UnknownSniper constantly spams retarded crap on irc, he has nothing GOOD to offer. Believe me.

[echo_trail]

Fight Club was a good movie. However anyone deriving even the simplest of philosophies from it should be taken out back and given two in the heart, one in the head. � 

What?!! What the hell are you on about? Now I agree that the movie might not be totally accurate, but it had some pretty good ideas I think.

[Graham]

Like what?

[UnknownSniper]

Fight Club was a good movie. However anyone deriving even the simplest of philosophies from it should be taken out back and given two in the heart, one in the head. 

Also UnknownSniper constantly spams retarded crap on irc, he has nothing GOOD to offer. Believe me.

God knows judging somebody for talking in a channel full of idlers is the coolest thing in the word and automatically makes somebody as braindead as the idlers themselves.

[Graham]

Fight Club was a good movie. However anyone deriving even the simplest of philosophies from it should be taken out back and given two in the heart, one in the head.� 

Also UnknownSniper constantly spams retarded crap on irc, he has nothing GOOD to offer. Believe me.

God knows judging somebody for talking in a channel full of idlers is the coolest thing in the word and automatically makes somebody as braindead as the idlers themselves.

You don't talk, you post random quotes. Yes that is grounds to call you a retard.

[echo_trail]

Like what?

Like the idea of not binding oneself to material wealth, about seeing the true qualities in life. Like not living by the hopes of other liking you and such..

[Graham]

Like what?

Like the idea of not binding oneself to material wealth, about seeing the true qualities in life. Like not living by the hopes of other liking you and such..

If you need a movie to teach you that its a sad day indeed.

[UnknownSniper]

Fight Club was a good movie. However anyone deriving even the simplest of philosophies from it should be taken out back and given two in the heart, one in the head. 

Also UnknownSniper constantly spams retarded crap on irc, he has nothing GOOD to offer. Believe me.

God knows judging somebody for talking in a channel full of idlers is the coolest thing in the word and automatically makes somebody as braindead as the idlers themselves.

You don't talk, you post random quotes. Yes that is grounds to call you a retard.

I guess it's only fit to call people retarded, who are more than likely smarter than you in the first place. Hell, everybody on 4chan and youtube do it- might as well conform and be like them.

Anyways, I'm not going to reply here anymore because it's going off topic. There is always PM's... good-bye.

[echo_trail]

Like what?

Like the idea of not binding oneself to material wealth, about seeing the true qualities in life. Like not living by the hopes of other liking you and such..

If you need a movie to teach you that its a sad day indeed.

I don't. But sometimes it's nice to be reminded.

[Blue-ninja]

Fight Club was a good movie. However anyone deriving even the simplest of philosophies from it should be taken out back and given two in the heart, one in the head. � 

Also UnknownSniper constantly spams retarded crap on irc, he has nothing GOOD to offer. Believe me.

God knows judging somebody for talking in a channel full of idlers is the coolest thing in the word and automatically makes somebody as braindead as the idlers themselves.

idle

idle

idle

don't idle!

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