CTF_ASH Rant - Locked

[EsTeVaN]

Is it just me or is Ctf_Ash the most overplayed map on soldat? I mean, i dont mind playing it once or twice in a server but For fecks fecking feckity feck sake there are like 100 other maps to choose from!!!! I dont hate Ctf_Ash by any means! But every time i visit a server some ash lover has to vote the same fecking monotonous map over and over and over. STOP IT!!! On another note, to all the noobs that get called noobs in servers because ur KDR is 3:27...Stop with the mother jokes...its not funny...seriously...every mother joke is the same thing. "Dude you suck"...."well so does your mom"...ooooo Never saw that coming. Hey while ur at it how bout you play in the freeway for about an hour, and see how many 18 wheel semis you can make friends with. But seriously...Stop being ashlovers and play some other maps. IF YOU ARE READING THIS GO DOWNLOAD SOME DIFFERENT CTF MAPS AND MAKE A SERVER WITH SOME DIFFERENT CTF MAPS! PLEASE.... IM BEGGING YOU. CTF_ASH IS A FUN MAP. Stop making it homosexual with your continuous map voting. Also in Elite One Shots, its ok to type !nextmap every once in a while, ok? but when u type !nextmap after every nextmap the same map tends to repeat itself.when it repeats itself jus play that map again ONCE.Dont fecking type !nextmap again because the map next in line will repeat itself again resulting in everyone playing everymap in the lineup twice which will piss everyone off and cause more dumbasses to type !nextmap like 100 times and will cause more ashlovers to vote Ctf_ash like a million times.that in turn makes ppl leave the room and causes uneven teams. then the uneven teams makes some little piss ant whine because he doesnt know how to type !balance in One Shots.Then when someone types !balance and evens the teams, some teamstacking asshole gets a pineapple up his ass and wants to vote kick over and over. One more thing... the racism....i know i cant change anyones views about what they think about a certain group of ppl. But seriously...your just being dumbasses. I know little Billy just turned ten and hes using every curseword ever thought of by mankind and i know he will probably offend people of color and ethnicty who play this great online game. But to those people like little "Billy" who love saying "lover" and "Spic", jus think, when your mother kicks you out of your comfy little home in the suburbs because you impregnated your sister, and you go out into the world and say those words of hate to ppl of color In rough neighborhoods like Clayton County Georgia or in the hoods of chicago, or anywhere you live. Jus try calling a black person a "lover" in person, and see if it works the same way on the internet. Just to experiment. All of the racists reading this probably think im full of poo. But in reality they probably wont try calling a black person out of their name face to face because they know that there is a good chance they might end up dead somewhere. Like i said i know i cant stop the racism on soldat, but thats something to think about. But yea. Ashlovers. Stop voting ash every time I enter a server. its not coo man. not coo. If you enjoyed this thread im glad you did and im always glad to share knowledge. If you didnt...well...i dont really give a feck. For the people who actually read though, im really interested in what your opinions on this thread may be so feel free to comment.
--EsTeVaN
 

[Aquarius]

Man, if you post a whine long like this one at least divide the text into some paragraphs.

[Twistkill]

Forget wall of text... that thing is a freaking castle.

I didn't read all of it because the punctuation is horrible and it's one gigantic paragraph that's difficult to read properly. Not to mention it is far too whiny rather than being a grievance.

Yes, I hate it when people vote for ctf_Ash ad infinitum. I eventually just leave the server and see if there's another one where the aforementioned Ash voting is not present.

The internet is a breeding ground for the sick, disturbed minds of troubled youth and general low-lifes. Racism is everywhere despite the education people receive, so you're just going to have to ignore it. Play the game and shut him up by killing him as much as you can, not whining more.

[Blue-ninja]

At least everyone should know by now that ash wasn't simply voted for the gameplay, it was voted because it was the first on the vote map list by alphabetical order. Now if it was ctf_zash...

Twistkill's got the right idea. Kill him as many times as possible. More to the point, make it your goal to hunt him down as often as you can.

[soulblade]

I call them poles.

[xurich]

I call them people with good taste.

[Farah]

viruss has good taste? LOL

[Toumaz]

Like i said i know i cant stop the racism on soldat, but thats something to think about.

I suggest you think twice yourself about saying "ashfags" and "make it gay" as well!
And there's absolutely nothing wrong with Ash. Guess I'm an Ashfag, too.

I call them poles.

This is also true.

[SDFilm]

I find it quite a tedious map; the way that you have to immediately start clambering out of your base-house-thing and normally take the top route since the lower ones are quite vulnerable. It also reminds me of serious clanning, due to its popularity with clans (and CTF servers in general). Though B2B is always the ultimate 'clanwar map' in my books.

Though by its popularity, I guess it must have some redeeming aspects to some people. Perhaps they just like it for the very reasons said above, for its challenge/unorthodox layout.

Forget wall of text... that thing is a freaking castle.

I didn't read all of it because the punctuation is horrible and it's one gigantic paragraph that's difficult to read properly. Not to mention it is far too whiny rather than being a grievance.

QFT

[LtKillroy]

What is Ash? Infiltration is a superior game mode.

Yes it is annoying, but we all think its annoying. Good close quarters map, what can I say.

[EsTeVaN]

I find it quite a tedious map; the way that you have to immediately start clambering out of your base-house-thing and normally take the top route since the lower ones are quite vulnerable. It also reminds me of serious clanning, due to its popularity with clans (and CTF servers in general). Though B2B is always the ultimate 'clanwar map' in my books.

Though by its popularity, I guess it must have some redeeming aspects to some people. Perhaps they just like it for the very reasons said above, for its challenge/unorthodox layout.

Forget wall of text... that thing is a freaking castle.

I didn't read all of it because the punctuation is horrible and it's one gigantic paragraph that's difficult to read properly. Not to mention it is far too whiny rather than being a grievance.

QFT

^^ He actually read the whole thread. And unlike some others hes not concerned about my punctuation or grammar like a fucking english teacher....amazing

[SDFilm]

^ You're being sarcastic?

If you write properly, people will be more willing to read it instead of trying to sift through some disorganised super-paragraph excuse for English.

[NooMoahk]

You know EsTeVaN? I would rather complain about people who can't handle imperfect writing. You people really are just here for the drama aren't you? Grow up guys, seriously.

[EsTeVaN]

Damn why is everyone so hostile?  no sarcasm intended dude..and this is general talk about soldat. Just fecking read it. Just because the "paragraph style" or whatever isnt up to your standards doesnt mean that you guys are illiterate...or are you? who knows. If you read what i say im just talking about things that occur in soldat online. Not whining...in fact u guys whine more about my paragraph structure more than anything when all you have to do is fecking read. Not saying that Ash shouldnt be a map. Ash is a fun map. I just love it how you guys take every thing i post or reply out of context. Get your head out of your asses and comment on something that has to do with the actual thread. Assholes
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I never knew that this many ppl who played soldat were total douchebags.
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Once again...to SDFilm...NO sarcasm intended...in your first post you actually spoke about the topic in the thread. 

[xurich]

You really should calm down. Take some deep breaths and get acquainted with the forum rules. Also, there's a modify button for a reason. Use it instead of double (or triple) posting.

[iDante]

Ash is an awesome map. Quite possibly the best map ever made for Soldat. While I don't vote it over and over again, I do love it very thoroughly. I'd say there are several maps like this, ash and nuub being the most prominent.

[ElephantHunter]

If you want to rant about Ash, do so in a more respectable (and readable) format. In particular, please read the rules concerning over-abundant swearing.

As it stands, this thread doesn't deserve a life. Thread locked and user warned.