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Offline Zero72

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Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« on: November 10, 2008, 03:55:57 am »
Ladies and gentlemen, you have never seen a mod like this, unless you have! Tired of all those boring, cliche things like "nice graphics" in your mods? Seen enough of Soldat Evolved, Enhanced, and otherwise Upgraded? Have I got the mod for you! This mod is so cool, in fact, that it can only be called Cooldat! With the exclamation point! Yes!


Immerse yourself in a Soldat world totally re-imagined, with a complete overhaul of all graphics (except textures and scenery) and all sound effects! Multiple hours of effort result in a veritable masterpiece of modditude!


View the stunning visuals! 100% MS Paint! Some graphics took entire minutes to perfect!


Hear the awe-inspiring sound effects! All the voice of a crazy guy with a microphone! Right down to the footfalls!


You'll laugh when they explode! You'll weep when you explode! Cooldat! brings Soldat to an entirely new plane of reality!  Use the mod to stop profuse bleeding, or to bring peace to warring tribes of bushmen! Turn earwax into gold! Turn gold into marmalade! Become the President! Become a penguin! The choice is YOURS! COOLDAT! GET IT!


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Ok, seriously, this is basically Soldat Devolved. I wholeheartedly believe that it is actually one of the single best things of any kind I have ever made, I kid you not. My friends and I have been using it for a while, and continue to think it's hilarious. Give it a shot. Even if you don't want the graphics, give the sounds a shot. That is, if you have a sense of humor. If you don't, move along, there are lots of nice mods around here. Though I still expect to be flamed anyway by those who couldn't read this.

>>I'M THE DOWNLOAD LINK<<

Registered Interfaces not included. Pictured are Mega Man Classic, which is mine, and Some Other Interface With A Name I Don't Remember, which isn't. Unregistered Interface is included. Weapon Mod is not. Neither is map. Do not use mod for extended periods of time without consulting a doctor. May cause mild and/or fatal seizures. Do not allow mod to come into contact with pets or small children, as tears in the fabric of time and space may occur. In the event of a tear in the fabric of time and space, rinse thoroughly and contact Stephen Hawking. The creator of Cooldat! is not liable for damages to life, limb, or existence of the universe as it is known. Do not ingest mod. Avoid direct sunlight. At all times, I mean, it causes cancer. Send the creator of Cooldat! some pizza and/or cashews immediately for optimal enjoyment.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2008, 05:27:30 am by Zero72 »

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2008, 05:23:35 am »
whoa..i've never seen a MOD! like this w/ exclamation point! Yes!?

why is it that the graphics is low . . .??? man

the other Mods are better. .

(Sorry if I am unintelligent, since the knowledge I have only comes from a school text book...)

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2008, 06:15:46 am »
I think thats part of the novelty ¬_¬
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2008, 10:26:08 am »
i don't see any fun on it. Maybe it's just me.

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2008, 11:16:33 am »
No, not just you... Just nothing special. Graphics are poor. BUT: sounds are sometimes really funny :O I didn't expect this :D When I heared the berserker sound I died.
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2008, 11:42:24 am »
WAHAHAHA BEFORE JUDGE THIS HEAR THE SOUNDS HAHAHAHAHA XDDDDD

Gotta test this today ingame hahhaha

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2008, 01:37:30 pm »
Zero72 it's awesome no joke!

I was playing it online and i was laughting all the time.

Hey everyone if you want to really have fun play it

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2008, 04:18:10 pm »
Are you serious son? Is this really for real?
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2008, 06:00:58 pm »
Extraordinary stupid, but very funny at the same time.

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2008, 06:45:30 pm »
On every good mod, I say "I just came in muh pants..."
However, since this is so... Odd, I must say...

"I just...  Shat out my penis?"
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2008, 01:31:03 am »
LOL @ the mute button XD

Fucking awesome mod

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2008, 02:40:46 am »
Best mod ever. I love you.

EDIT: lmao, just read the other post's.. Get over yourself people, take a walk outside and smell the fresh air.. Not everythin' has to be perfect in your little internet world :D.

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2008, 03:15:08 am »
dude im still crakcing up over that mute button.

I love how you recorded the gun sounds, this is real fun in Trenchwars, specially the BARAT sounds ftw :D

All the gunshots sounds like.. beatboxin' :D


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Offline Zero72

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2008, 03:34:17 am »
LOL @ the mute button XD
Same, actually -- it's been so long since I actually made the interface, and since I always use registered interfaces, I totally forgot about it. I will readily admit that I amuse myself way too much.

Thanks for the compliments so far, guys... Wasn't sure how this would go down. Glad plenty of people are "getting it." :P

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2008, 03:42:59 am »
I liked it for a round. Well almost a round. Some of the sounds i found remotely amusing, but overall is was cacophonic. I did like the screams though.
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2008, 08:57:44 am »
make jet and step sounds louder, i don't hear a shit ingame hahaha though, the sounds are awesome, and the dot, and mute icon.... you gotta break when you see them! hahaha

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2008, 01:47:34 pm »
weow  LOL

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2008, 03:07:22 pm »
DUDE THIS IS AWESOME !!!!!!!!!11112333

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2008, 04:12:08 pm »
Sucks that I'm not registered D:......
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2008, 05:12:45 pm »
no need to be registered, just place the folder on Soldat\Mods and run the Mod Starter, then select it, and press "Start soldat modded". Make sure that the folder containing it has to be:

Mods\Cooldat!\...
not
Mods\Cooldat!\Cooldat!\...

That happened to me...