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Offline Zero72

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Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« on: November 10, 2008, 03:55:57 am »
Ladies and gentlemen, you have never seen a mod like this, unless you have! Tired of all those boring, cliche things like "nice graphics" in your mods? Seen enough of Soldat Evolved, Enhanced, and otherwise Upgraded? Have I got the mod for you! This mod is so cool, in fact, that it can only be called Cooldat! With the exclamation point! Yes!


Immerse yourself in a Soldat world totally re-imagined, with a complete overhaul of all graphics (except textures and scenery) and all sound effects! Multiple hours of effort result in a veritable masterpiece of modditude!


View the stunning visuals! 100% MS Paint! Some graphics took entire minutes to perfect!


Hear the awe-inspiring sound effects! All the voice of a crazy guy with a microphone! Right down to the footfalls!


You'll laugh when they explode! You'll weep when you explode! Cooldat! brings Soldat to an entirely new plane of reality!  Use the mod to stop profuse bleeding, or to bring peace to warring tribes of bushmen! Turn earwax into gold! Turn gold into marmalade! Become the President! Become a penguin! The choice is YOURS! COOLDAT! GET IT!


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Ok, seriously, this is basically Soldat Devolved. I wholeheartedly believe that it is actually one of the single best things of any kind I have ever made, I kid you not. My friends and I have been using it for a while, and continue to think it's hilarious. Give it a shot. Even if you don't want the graphics, give the sounds a shot. That is, if you have a sense of humor. If you don't, move along, there are lots of nice mods around here. Though I still expect to be flamed anyway by those who couldn't read this.

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Registered Interfaces not included. Pictured are Mega Man Classic, which is mine, and Some Other Interface With A Name I Don't Remember, which isn't. Unregistered Interface is included. Weapon Mod is not. Neither is map. Do not use mod for extended periods of time without consulting a doctor. May cause mild and/or fatal seizures. Do not allow mod to come into contact with pets or small children, as tears in the fabric of time and space may occur. In the event of a tear in the fabric of time and space, rinse thoroughly and contact Stephen Hawking. The creator of Cooldat! is not liable for damages to life, limb, or existence of the universe as it is known. Do not ingest mod. Avoid direct sunlight. At all times, I mean, it causes cancer. Send the creator of Cooldat! some pizza and/or cashews immediately for optimal enjoyment.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2008, 05:27:30 am by Zero72 »

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2008, 05:23:35 am »
whoa..i've never seen a MOD! like this w/ exclamation point! Yes!?

why is it that the graphics is low . . .??? man

the other Mods are better. .

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2008, 06:15:46 am »
I think thats part of the novelty ¬_¬
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2008, 10:26:08 am »
i don't see any fun on it. Maybe it's just me.

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2008, 11:16:33 am »
No, not just you... Just nothing special. Graphics are poor. BUT: sounds are sometimes really funny :O I didn't expect this :D When I heared the berserker sound I died.
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2008, 11:42:24 am »
WAHAHAHA BEFORE JUDGE THIS HEAR THE SOUNDS HAHAHAHAHA XDDDDD

Gotta test this today ingame hahhaha

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2008, 01:37:30 pm »
Zero72 it's awesome no joke!

I was playing it online and i was laughting all the time.

Hey everyone if you want to really have fun play it

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2008, 04:18:10 pm »
Are you serious son? Is this really for real?
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2008, 06:00:58 pm »
Extraordinary stupid, but very funny at the same time.

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2008, 06:45:30 pm »
On every good mod, I say "I just came in muh pants..."
However, since this is so... Odd, I must say...

"I just...  Shat out my penis?"
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2008, 01:31:03 am »
LOL @ the mute button XD

Fucking awesome mod

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2008, 02:40:46 am »
Best mod ever. I love you.

EDIT: lmao, just read the other post's.. Get over yourself people, take a walk outside and smell the fresh air.. Not everythin' has to be perfect in your little internet world :D.

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2008, 03:15:08 am »
dude im still crakcing up over that mute button.

I love how you recorded the gun sounds, this is real fun in Trenchwars, specially the BARAT sounds ftw :D

All the gunshots sounds like.. beatboxin' :D


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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2008, 03:34:17 am »
LOL @ the mute button XD
Same, actually -- it's been so long since I actually made the interface, and since I always use registered interfaces, I totally forgot about it. I will readily admit that I amuse myself way too much.

Thanks for the compliments so far, guys... Wasn't sure how this would go down. Glad plenty of people are "getting it." :P

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2008, 03:42:59 am »
I liked it for a round. Well almost a round. Some of the sounds i found remotely amusing, but overall is was cacophonic. I did like the screams though.
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2008, 08:57:44 am »
make jet and step sounds louder, i don't hear a shit ingame hahaha though, the sounds are awesome, and the dot, and mute icon.... you gotta break when you see them! hahaha

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2008, 01:47:34 pm »
weow  LOL

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« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2008, 03:07:22 pm »
DUDE THIS IS AWESOME !!!!!!!!!11112333

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2008, 04:12:08 pm »
Sucks that I'm not registered D:......
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2008, 05:12:45 pm »
no need to be registered, just place the folder on Soldat\Mods and run the Mod Starter, then select it, and press "Start soldat modded". Make sure that the folder containing it has to be:

Mods\Cooldat!\...
not
Mods\Cooldat!\Cooldat!\...

That happened to me...

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2008, 05:46:18 pm »
Oh wow, really!? Thanks!! I never knew!
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2008, 09:22:33 pm »
No screenshot - No download.
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2008, 09:54:49 pm »
Screenshots links still are there; it's just that the host can't be reached at the moment.
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2008, 02:05:29 am »
No screenshot - No download.
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2008, 03:53:44 am »
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well guys, i've been threatened with a lawsuit due to the amount of copyright porn that's been uploaded. I can't keep this thing online anymore. No matter how many donations this can muster, the site just can't stay up without restriction, and i really hate authority way too much to ever play the role of it. So, this must be the end. On the bright side, we do have barack obama as president in a few months. That might be really nice. I'm believing it will be.

But, anyway. That's about it from my corner of the internet. It was nice knowing all of you.

...Okay then, the best image host on the internet just permanently blew up, so I guess I'd better get to re-hosting those. ...Balls, I'll have to dig them all out of my screenshots folder again, too. Bear with me here, I'll get it fixed in a few hours.

Edit: There we go, it's fixed now! ...Or maybe imageshack is such a complete Communist waste of bandwidth now that they don't even let you use img tags. Feck them. Lemme find somewhere else.

Edit more: A quick Google later and I'm on imagehosting.com, which apparently still hosts them on imageshack, but lets me use img tags with them. Whatthehellever, so long as they let me do what I feckin' want with my uploads. Fixed, and with a better one that shows the rest of the unregistered interface, minus the hilarious ping dot and mute icon.
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2008, 06:45:12 am »
I like the explosions theyr awesome :D

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2008, 09:15:03 am »
This looks funny as hell, I might try it

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2008, 06:56:29 pm »
Explosions look interesting... but the mod itself has no appeal even as a comedy mod. It has been done before and really says more about the amount of effort you're prepared to put into a mod rather than the concept itself.
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2008, 12:22:49 am »
Have you downloaded and played this mod yet? Or are you judging from screenshot appeal? I think mods should be really judged based on how fun they are to play. There are a lot of nice looking mods that play like a brick.
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2008, 12:57:01 am »
But you got rid of my AUG!  DAMN YOU
Bah! All the cool mods have M4's instead of AUG's!

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2008, 02:02:23 am »
Err sound makes me ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
explosions are amazing!!!(i wanna put them to my default soldat :D)
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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2008, 02:58:43 am »
Fuck that is the shit right there, best mod ever.

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #32 on: November 16, 2008, 08:56:37 pm »
Kinda feels like Resident Evil 2 TOFU mode...

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #33 on: November 16, 2008, 10:25:20 pm »
Downloaded it, haven't played it yet but the sounds are HILARIOUS!!! Really good acting out of the sounds with your own voice etc =D

I'mma try it out soon.

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I just played the mod. The weapon I loved most was Minigun (especially the startup sound lol!!!). MP5, Barrett, Ruger and DEs are probably also some of the best too.

I can tell you used older Soldat graphics (1.2/1.3) to make the mod actually, the shape is quite similar and the chainsaw is shorter than it really is.

All in all, great work! I recommend this mod!
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« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2008, 02:14:13 pm »
EPIC.

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« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2008, 04:12:47 am »
I can tell you used older Soldat graphics (1.2/1.3) to make the mod actually, the shape is quite similar and the chainsaw is shorter than it really is.
Good eye. I always liked the classic gostek better than the EVO one added somewhere along the line. I'm pretty sure I just took that and went over everything with solid colors. :P

Thanks for the continuing compliments, guys.

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« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2008, 02:15:49 pm »
I can tell you used older Soldat graphics (1.2/1.3) to make the mod actually, the shape is quite similar and the chainsaw is shorter than it really is.
Good eye. I always liked the classic gostek better than the EVO one added somewhere along the line. I'm pretty sure I just took that and went over everything with solid colors. :P

Thanks for the continuing compliments, guys.


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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #37 on: December 14, 2008, 12:40:52 am »
This is fun  ;D

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« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2008, 08:03:56 pm »
It's like a bunch of crayon drawings! I love it!

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2008, 08:51:27 pm »
i love cooldat!
makes a change to all the boring soldatxxxtra mods

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #40 on: December 26, 2008, 06:23:38 pm »
Cooldat, is by far the best mod I have ever played. Its fucking hilarious.

BTW, I love your sense of humor :D

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2009, 02:25:42 am »
personally, i like it, simple, and to the point

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« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2009, 11:23:25 am »
Hahaha! Best mod ever! Chainsaw FTW!

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2009, 12:55:07 pm »
All the gunshots sounds like.. beatboxin' :D

Holy lemon! If that's the case, I'll lurve this mod. If not, someone better friggin do ^this^

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Re: Cooldat! It's a MOD for SOLDAT!
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2009, 07:12:05 pm »
...Okay...

-Don't get me wrong, I'm sure you put a lot of.... work... into this mod...

but I was under the impression that the idea of modding was to produce weapons that are accurately drawn.

What Revelations 6:8 SHOULD say: "And behold a pale horse, and his name who sat on him was Death... and all of the United States Marine Corps followed with him."

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« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2009, 07:18:14 pm »
Only in a realistic mod.
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