im logs

[PANZERCATWAGON]

i just love good instant messenger chat logs. post anything related here i want to read some

here is one i recently cooked up. by the way blues rock is a art :] is me and Bobbysoxer is some girl that doesnt know me

by the way if you didnt guess im fucking around with her

(00:46:50) Bobbysoxer: *an
(00:47:15) blues rock is a art :]: a art?
(00:47:25) Bobbysoxer: An art
(00:47:42) Bobbysoxer: Retard<=
(00:47:47) blues rock is a art :]: what is a art
(00:47:53) Bobbysoxer: An
(00:47:58) Bobbysoxer: feck sake
(00:48:15) Bobbysoxer: Learn english
(00:48:17) blues rock is a art :]: i dont understand you :/
(00:48:19) Bobbysoxer: An
(00:48:21) Bobbysoxer: An
(00:48:22) Bobbysoxer: An
(00:48:23) Bobbysoxer: Not a
(00:48:38) Bobbysoxer: Blues rock is AN art
(00:48:39) Bobbysoxer: Not a
(00:48:45) blues rock is a art :]: no it is a art
(00:48:47) blues rock is a art :]: i can play
(00:48:59) blues rock is a art :]: it is soft
(00:49:04) Bobbysoxer: Well its fecking an
(00:49:16) Bobbysoxer: It would never be a
(00:49:21) blues rock is a art :]: why not
(00:49:41) Bobbysoxer: Because it does not make sense or pronounce well
(00:49:54) Bobbysoxer: Did they not teach you english lit in school
(00:50:40) blues rock is a art :]: i got a english grade which was the best
(00:50:45) blues rock is a art :]: an a grade
(00:51:04) blues rock is a art :]: no lies
(00:51:13) blues rock is a art :]: they gave me a certificate
(00:51:47) blues rock is a art :]: but i didnt use it yet i dont want a career in it
(00:52:21) Bobbysoxer: Its an art
(00:52:33) Bobbysoxer: Vowel
(00:52:39) blues rock is a art :]: no it is english
(00:52:43) blues rock is a art :]: i failed art
(00:52:59) Bobbysoxer: Omg are you being really retarded here
(00:53:09) Bobbysoxer: Your msn name is worded wrong
(00:53:13) Bobbysoxer: feck sake
(00:53:19) Bobbysoxer: Its an
(00:53:25) blues rock is a art :]: oh
(00:53:29) Bobbysoxer: Change it
(00:53:32) Bobbysoxer: Omg
(00:53:33) blues rock is a art :]: ok sorry
(00:53:34) Bobbysoxer: Lol
(00:54:17) blues rock is a an art :]: thanks for telling me i feel like a idiot lol

[Brock]

oh i got tons of these...

[GG]Commander Hailfire: The reckless run to their doom, the smart can delay it for eternity
[GG]Jerr: Doom is unstoppable, fag.
[GG]Brock ((pRoNgTeR)): I run to burger king, screw my doom!
[GG]Zero: Screw burger King, go to Taco Bell
'Af|IQ Unlimited: screw your tacos I don't want ecoli


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Jerr: what
Jerr: oh WTF
Jerr: xfire ingame is all fucked up now
[GG]StrykeR: explosion?
[GG]StrykeR: yay
[GG]StrykeR: yeah
Jerr: no
Jerr: yes
[GG]StrykeR: maybe?
Jerr: cocks
[GG]StrykeR: sometimes
[GG]StrykeR: wait
[GG]StrykeR: ew
[GG]StrykeR: fuck
[GG]StrykeR: turned that one around on me


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[GG] Ds Dude: thats what i always thought
[GG] Ds Dude: you have to pee
[GG] Ds Dude: sperm
[GG] Ds Dude: lol
[GG]StrykeR: NO
[GG]StrykeR: until how rec ently lol
[GG]StrykeR: xD
[GG] Ds Dude: i forgot.. do you jsut stick it in, or do you have to try to pee
[GG] Ds Dude: i forgot which method
[GG]StrykeR: no.
[GG]StrykeR: no.
[GG]StrykeR: NO
[GG]StrykeR: NO
[GG]StrykeR: NO!
[GG] Ds Dude: YWA
[GG] Ds Dude: YES
[GG] Ds Dude: yes
[GG] Ds Dude: yes
[GG] Ds Dude: yes
[GG]StrykeR: ok
[GG]StrykeR: lol
[GG]StrykeR: go get a girlfirend
[GG] Ds Dude: ;P
[GG]StrykeR: and when shes blowin ye
[GG]StrykeR: start to piss
[GG]StrykeR: see what happens
[GG] Ds Dude: im playing around dude.
[GG] Ds Dude: you would toxicate her
[GG]StrykeR: NO
[GG]StrykeR: DONT PEE ON ME
[GG] Ds Dude: YEA DONT
[GG] Ds Dude: just pee on her leg!
[GG] Ds Dude:
[GG] Ds Dude: i wanna play BF2
[GG]StrykeR: k
[GG]StrykeR: i dont
[GG]StrykeR: lol.


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fz'D. Bananasniper: jesus
fz'D. Bananasniper: http://www.svencoop.com/maps.php
fz'D. Bananasniper: look at all of em!
[GG]StrykeR: o_O
[GG]StrykeR: vortigaunts in HL1 are liek pew
fz'D. Bananasniper: theres like 22 of em
fz'D. Bananasniper: yeah I know
fz'D. Bananasniper: they kinda suck
fz'D. Bananasniper: there not like
fz'D. Bananasniper: HEY FREEMAN HERES SOME ENERGY
fz'D. Bananasniper: THERE LIKE
fz'D. Bananasniper: BBBBZZZZZZZZ  PEW
[GG]StrykeR: lol
[GG]StrykeR: very well put
fz'D. Bananasniper: I must agree xD


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Brock: btw
Brock: i got my serious sam fixed
Brock:
Brock: we could play later
Slayer: ok
Slayer: how
Slayer: u get it fixed
Brock: I ate several children then regurgitated their organs onto a drawn pentagram on the floor.  At which point I sacrified these things to the great satan who confirmed with Chuck Norris that the gifts were acceptable.  After the gifts were accepted, they offered me a test.  If I could play all the way through the Atari 2600 version of ET, WITHOUT vommiting uncontrollably, the would fix my serious sam game.  I did, and it was painful.  Also, cause I'm so sexy, it just started working magically.
Slayer: lol
Slayer: did the patch help at all?
Brock: maybe

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Brock: DAMN STRAIGHT BITCH

Dustin: lol but you are just so cute i needed to tell everyone

Brock: THATS RITE
NOW GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH HOE

Dustin: um i dont even know where i would give it to you

Brock: email it

Dustin: lol cause that works

Brock: it most certainly does
shove it into the floppy drive

Dustin: ok i will try it

Dustin: i think i got it in

Brock: zesty

Dustin: it kinda shrank
but it got threw

Brock: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[Hair|Trigger]

lol, found this a while ago 

[Espadon]

[a-4-year-old]

AIM can now read minds...

Make yourself a tin foil hat as quick as you can!

[Mangled*]

Man you guys are totally out of control. That is insane! Fecking with people in chat... Jesus... I mean, I don't think I could do what you do because you do it so well, winding people up without them knowing, just genius I suppose.

I don't think that many people have the guts to do that, not even I do.

[Blue-ninja]

I have a coupla quotes, but I absolutely 100% believe they are not for the weak of heart, nor are they appropriate to the forum rules. :/

[Mangled*]

1) Search for "funny irc quotes".

2) Copy and paste.

3) Submit.

4) Wash, rinse, repeat.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

1) Search for "funny irc quotes".

2) Copy and paste.

3) Submit.

4) Wash, rinse, repeat.

Heck, just go to bash.org and whip up a batch of copypasta.

And speaking of copypasta, here's a humorous chat log that was on Digg.